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[sonlc]

tilde, the oc i designed for @silvers-starrway a bit ago :)

[creature-machine]

silly fox

[allenkleinofficial]

Biggest Beatles mystery is not whether John and Paul or Paul and George actually fucked but why John Lennon apparently “climbed a refrigerator” during and interview and what that means

[idiotmaggot]

Okay stop. No no no. This is not funny. This is not a joke. HOW IS IT FAIR. THAT THUS MAN GETS TO BE LITERALLY 100000000x MORE BEAUTIFUL. THAN EVERY OTHER HUMAN ON THIS PLANET. I am serious. I need this question to be answered.

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

Me:

[agenericplaceholdername]

Genuinely what is this snake? It's mechanical but I doubt Pythor had the engineering talent to design it. And it can disable golden power? The power of the First Spinjitzu Master? Just mass produce these things and you auto-win against the Ninja.

[skoulsons]

yeah. yeah.

[wejustvibing]

he did what he had to do

[thetimemoves]

Oh yes, I'm here for this.

[the-lights-are-loud]

Nothing like debating on when to kill someone

[the-boy-who-drank-the-stars]

did i tell you me and @definitionoffuckup are together or no i forgor

woah like

romantically? couplewise????

damn congrats

[sonlc]

get the fries shadow

[creature-machine]

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hi everyone, im opening my commissions :) info + more examples included on the carrd

[uselesstaroth]

Brainrot time, cuz I'm not experiencing this on my own

I call it "Sonic Forces 7 Remake", and it's exactly what you think, so spoilers for Final Fantasy 7 Remake and FF7 in general.

Main thing is that Tails is Cloud and Sonic is Zack (and everything that implies), and Infinite is Sephiroth.

There's not much to this except imagining an au Tails whose memories are that of Sonic's, who is dead, and all those memories are distorted to not include Sonic in any way

And also imagining Sonic doing the FF7 Remake ending "Wait, was that all of 'em?"

And Infinite using One Winged Angel as his theme, of course

And a red Buster Sword, cuz Final Fantasy Sonic X.

[clove-pinks]

I'm listening to "Perry's Victory On Lake Erie" on repeat and while this song is fire, it also feels like a prime candidate for "readers added context" style fact checking.

Columbian tars are the true sons of Mars, who rake fore and aft when they fight on the deep.

On the bed of Lake Erie, commanded by Perry, they caused many Britons to take their last sleep.

💬 Readers added context they thought people might want to know. The average depth of Lake Erie is only about 19 metres (62 feet).

(See also "the whole British fleet, was captured complete"; and claiming that Perry is better than Nelson and Rodney).

Not only did Oliver Hazard Perry have a huge advantage in broadside weight over the British (far from being an underdog as the song implies), but allegedly he made poor tactical decisions and was saved by Perry's Luck, a very favourable change of wind. So he won the Battle of Lake Erie in part because of an act of God and/or spiritual forces of Lake Erie, I'm just sayin.

The naval history channel Drachinifel made a great youtube video called "War of 1812 - Freshwater Edition."

While I think there is some excessive clowning on the size of the Great Lakes compared to the open ocean—never mind that there was also a naval battle on Lake Champlain, which is vastly smaller than Lake Erie—the video does make clear that the lake-going ships did not need to be built to the same level of sturdiness as ocean-going vessels. And they used this weight advantage in construction for More Gun, making the Great Lakes naval battles of the War of 1812 huge artillery showdowns.