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boxwinebaddie · 10 hours

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because i wrote insane jerseykyleyb dialogue in that long ass ask answer i just wrote ( which, holy shit guys, a mildly in character nina post? naaah ur tripping; un hasn't answered an ask in months skdks )

you can have some of this VERY CURSED ( i'm sorry, he's so fucking funny he is my hero, seriously ) in the heat ( wheW! bc he's BAD) of the very fucked up ravesey breakup/divorce and ( sigh ) a very frightening manic bipolar episode/bender ( manz bad in both ;) & :( ways ) rockstar ravenstan of crimson dawn on stage at his show

BEIN THE FUNNIEST MAN ONCE DEAD & NOW ALIVE,

and the only context is that it's a divorce era para ( the worst kind, like bruh, uncle neen! can we pls have something hap--shhhh~ don't worry about that, baby! just eat your delicious dinner, sweetheart! xx <3 )

ravenstan has manic panic pixie dream boy box-dyed red hair, ( i am barking ) it's a crimson dawn concert, and...jersey is in the audience in...( sigh again ) the worst FUCKING DISGUISE i've even SEEN!!!!

anyways...

ROOOOLL CLIP!

( edit: no one clap me for my bad eStañol; i haven’t taken it or anythin seriously since universidad ( bad ), babEy! )

please note that after this…he quite literally just started basically making an online dating profile and was listing off his interests ( idk if it’s gonna stay but it was hella funny and he is so cute to me; it just got too long ) but this is my favorite part — BEAUTIFUL DORK TTRPG RAVENSTAN IS LIKE NERVOUS FLUSTERED SIMP JERSEY TO ME; IT IS MY FAVORITE CONTENT —

rock and body ROOOOLL

BONUS TRACK:

my hand is over my EYES…btw, the people booing?

That’s ME.

i’M BOOOOOOOING!!!!

gET OFF THE STAGE, STANNIE DORKOOO!!!!

#LOOK AT THIS DORK ASS BITCH I'M CRYING HEEEELP #like i need yall to know he is a beautiful famous rockstar #THE STUPIDEST MAN ON PLANET EARTH #AND FUUUUUUUUUUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOSER #this cannot stay i got way too into it and was being insane like this is too cursed BUT I WAS DYING LIKE HEEELLLO???#SUPER BESTIE YOU ARE DOING TOO MUCH THIS IS SOOOO MESSY BUT ALSO KEEP GOING KING UR KILLIN IT #after the events of rm when he can just freely exist and be UN(H)CRINGED on stage as RavenStan...Immaculate Content #LIKE HES KINDA EATING NGL I AM SIMPING MY MAAAAN #i know jk out there sweating and fighting for HIS LIFE TOO #I KNOW HES CRYING AND THROWING UP LIKE WHY IS MY CRAZY HOT EMPHASIS CRAZY EXBOYFRIEND UP THERE #SAYING VERY SEXY THINGS IN SPANISH WHORIN HIMSELF OUT TO THE FAKE INSURANCE COMMERCIAL LADY #AND LITERALLY PUTTING IN A BOYFRIEND APPLICATION TO HIS ENTIRE AUDIENCE OF LIKE A MILLION PEOPLE #LIKE I WOULD END IT ALL I AM SOOOO SORRY TO HIM #( but also idk king maybe you should slide an application in and use a fake name ) I GOTTA WRITE THE FIT DESCRIPTION #BUT ITS SO FUNNY LIKE OH MY GOD BROTHER THEY ARE BOTH DOING THE MOST MY BOYS MY BOYS MY BOYS #also ravenstan trans intersectional feminist KING ILYSM

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