#AND A LUCKY HATCH OMG wow

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The Legend of the Aurora Dragons

In the coldest regions of the world, amidst towering mountains and endless snowfields, there exists a creature of breathtaking beauty—the Aurora Dragons. Known far and wide for their shimmering, iridescent scales, these majestic beings shift in color as light touches them, dancing between hues of pink, blue, and purple like the very auroras that grace the night sky. 

It is whispered among the northern tribes that when the Aurora Borealis illuminates the heavens, it is not just celestial light but the dragons themselves, gliding gracefully across the sky. Their forms blend with the light, their wings outstretched as they soar through the frozen night. Only those who look close enough, and with eyes unclouded by doubt, may glimpse their radiant forms.

Legends tell that where the blood of an Aurora Dragon touches the earth, a miraculous ore grows—one imbued with the light of the auroras. Whether it be grass, stone, or barren ice, these glowing crystals rise from the ground, pulsing with the colors of the heavens. It is said that those who find and hold such a crystal are blessed with untold power, yet few are brave or lucky enough to witness such an event.

The origins of these enigmatic dragons are shrouded in mystery. Some believe they once lived among the stars, radiant guardians of the skies. In ancient times, they were thought to be dying stars, whose light had not yet faded, casting themselves down from the heavens before their time. Upon their fall, they took the form of dragons, their celestial essence preserved in the ever-shifting light of their scales. 

Their eggs, too, are a marvel beyond compare, resembling glowing gems—crystalline orbs that emit soft, colorful light, reminiscent of the auroras themselves. It is said that when these eggs hatch, they do not simply crack open like those of lesser creatures. Instead, they burst into a radiant flash of light so blinding that no mortal can look upon it. In that moment of brilliance, the dragon emerges, fully formed, while the egg itself dissolves into nothing, leaving no trace of its existence.

Aurora Dragons are said to be beings of pure light, able to harness and manipulate it for their own purposes. Some believe that when all the colors of their flames unite, a portal to another realm may open—a realm where light reigns eternal and darkness has no hold. Yet, this remains a tale unproven, a rumor passed down through generations.

Though their true nature—whether kind or cruel—remains a mystery, the people of the northern lands revere these dragons. Each year, they hold grand festivals in their honor, believing that the sighting of an Aurora Dragon brings good fortune, health, and prosperity. Offerings are made, songs are sung, and fires are lit, all in the hope that these celestial creatures will look kindly upon them from the night sky.

(Aaaaand das what I got for now! I may reblog if you are to answer this and add the abilities this dragon species got! Hope ya have fun reading!)

OMG!! The writing!? IT WAS SO GOOD! It really felt like I was reading some old scroll or book or something!! Damn!

The dragons themselves sound really cool! And beautiful! Wow! The wording was wonderful, and it was an effective way to go into the dragon's lore!!

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LAIR REVIEW! Drunk Version. For floralb0t

Hello hi folks here on FR tumblrverse I am NOT correctingmy typos and I’m a little tipsy with no outlet so THIS lovely person has paid me a whole egg to tlk about a carton’s worth of dragns.

LET’S GET TO IT.

Oh also btw I’ll hatch this eff after rollover tonight. You know, Jan 1st?

OKAY FOR REAL NOW

Okay this will be a bonus because it might.... be a sad thing. but pets are so important. They are our bes t friends and our dearest companions. I adore memorial ragonsthat keep the memory of our beloved pets alive. She’s wonderfin. Fuck I love calico cats. My first cat was a calico too

um now onwards

CLAN LEADER HOOOO and a goood one. You cannot go wron g with blacl/red/white. Classy. classic. Gorgeous.

She sounds like a real sweetheart. I enjoy clans that have thoughtful and caring drafsons as their heads. Unlike my lairs. Her apparel is nice and balanced.

KISSY FOR PRETTY SNAP

Oh dear lord. Her head for mnumbers and scheduls. Can I borrow her? Or her bain. I could ue that. chrisp.

It isn't the 'assassin' bit that people are unsure of, it's the 'ex'. 

I love tht line. Omg. Also I cannoy ignore a beauriful evil-looking SD. I lvoe the touhc about the possessed rok too. Very good dragon.

AAA LOOK AT ALL YOUR TWO LETTER NAMES

That’s some rare shit my friend

Here’s AE. Who looks like a beautiful, somehow intact ancient building in the middle of  vast rainforest, but also looks so fucking done with being in that fucking rainfrest. Amazzing. A guardsperson? Their shift is fucking over. Give bearak

.

I like ruin. Love an old swordswoman. Love severely. Her bio is sweet. I wish I hd a kinda love remotely like tht.

I see how hanas’ lore is being rewritten. But I love the cnce[pt. urn it Hana. Burn it all to the fuckng ground

ROR RO ROR RO another two letter. SO GOOD.

I like his lore too. Juuust rich enough to have picky choosy standards. if only wwr could all be so lucky. He’d probably never accpet a contarct from Amberspire I frickin tell ya

Your blurbs are realy good. give this man a crowd to love him. Fulfill his need.

OH MY GOD YOUHAVE A SUNNY AND LILAH BABY. MY SWEET GIRLS. THEY ARE SO HAPPY ONE OF THEIR CHILDREN IS STILL LOVED

//weeps.

BUT. That has nothing to do with her personal lore. What a lovel y caretaker, and so carefully regened too. This made me so happy.

Erulla now. I love her gumption. From a dancer who had to quit due to injurty to a custome

a costumer who makes her client feel beautiful. What a fantastic person she is. So very... what’s the word. Spirited will do. Unstppable.

oh my go d you have a lot of my grandbabies actually holy rhsir. my joy in seeing Besra and Marengo can’t be overstated but it feels like cheating to pick them. SO ON I GO

I really really really like Warpstorms little lore snippet. It coupled with her accent makes me imagine a cute but implaceably creepy girl who you know has someting weird going on but can’t say anything about becaise?? she’s just a ittle girl? play tea patry and ignore the voices ya?

Queen ofrot! Queen of Rot! It’s Namira! Resplendant and horrible. This G1 has SO much potential and I’m v excited to see what youdo.

Wait was that really twelve already wtf? Wow! Okay enjoy!!!

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Tbirds  | AAAAA

I’m so anxious about this i can’t believe it

dONT FUCKING START WITH SUCH BEAUTIFUL MUSIC IM CRYING ALREADY THATS JUST UNFAIr kudos to the sound design guy tho this is lit

Aaaa Alan’s so smart i love him dlkfjsla Graduating highschool that’s my boyyyyy

AAAA GRANDMA that’s so precious im GONE

holy SHOOT the 0X looks cool

i don’t usually watch the preview bc spoilers but HOLY SHOOT AAAAAAAAAA WAS THAT IT FALLING APART

A FEW DAYS holy shoot this Tdrive is gonna be fast?!?!?!?!

Sa;dlfkgjfdlsa;dkfjdslfj KAYO DARLING BLESS YOU

“John we’ll see you in space” What the hell?? Well that explains why he wasn’t walking to it in the previews... kind of cool though

Am so glad they’re taking kayo tho

Oh boY it’s the ultimate getting ready sequence with them ALL... though Virgil... there’s no TB2 at the end of that chute...??? Are you just gonna get launched into thin air????????????

FUCK THAT SLOW MO OF THEM ALL WALKING I M G O N E

“Makes me feel like a real astronaut.” “Alan, you are a real astronaut.” DARLING BLESS YOU

OFC ALAN’S PILOTING, I’M SO DELIGHTED, Jeff’s sure gonna be surprised when his baby boy is there, all grown up, fLYING HIS ROCKET

EOS!!!!! THANKYOU!!!!!!!

Lkgjdfls;kfjho;jlgkbfdl Kayooooo whaaaaaaa awh man i wanted her to go, need that girl representation

“Yes MRs Tracy.” Grandma you are so PRECIOUS

“Brains we don’t have a second.” HOLY BAGELS

Am really glad Penny and Parker came to watch too. Ah glad they didn’t use Thunderbird Shadow for parts then. Brains’ lab is the most protected part of the island? Nice

PARKER GOING DOWN SCOTT’S LIFT OMG also good to know he has a spare suit

HOLY SHOOT IT’S TILTING

“If we don’t launch now we’re definitely going to end up a fireball.”

HELL YEH KAYO, TAKE EM DOWN

Probably fault hatch sensor ha, i’ve heard before (John Glenn, Friendship 7)

CHAOS CREW GOING SPLAT

Oh boy look at those rocket engines firing, hoo boy

“Good luck boys.” Bless you

Are they gonna go pick up Johnny, they better damn go pick up Johnny

ARE THEY GONNA GO TRY RESCUING HAVOC AND FUSE OMG

Ds;lfkgjfdkslfgjfdsk there it goes,

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They’re doing with Five and are gonna, what, take her with them???? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Can I see all the bros in the gravity ring please

Wow that does NOT look aero dynamic.

“All Five thunderbirds are locked in” John floating in aaaaaa, there’s my lad

I’m so glad Brains is there with them, disappointed Kayo didn’t get to go through

“I have something to say before you go.” Grandma Tracy I’m going to cry, GRANDMA I’M CRYING GRANDMA I’M SOBBING STOP THIS

“I’m proud of you, we’re all proud of you. NOW GO BRING MY BOY HOME.”

I’m SO glad Alan’s piloting, I’m so proud of him????

FRICK THERE THEY GO, you’re on your own now boys

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HOLY SHIT THOSE G’S

AAAAAAAAAAAA

WHERE ARE THEY

John holding his head HELP

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JOHN’S GOT A SIGNAL HELP

The planetoid Jeff’s on is breaking apart?? How long Jeff been there, 8 years??? On a planetoid???? What???

PENNY I LOVE YOU BUT I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR SIDE PLOT AAAAA Fuze stopping her from blowing them up aaaaaaaa

OH SHIT OFC THE HOOD IS ON BOARD HOLY BAGELS HOW’D YOU EVEN GET THERE EGGMAN

It’s so nice that the big red ‘International Rescue’ of Thunderbird Five is right up front

ALAN IS SO TINY IN THAT SHOT

WHAT

THEY’rE GONNA TAKE THE TUHNDERIBRDS SEPERATELY, THATS SO COOL

AAAAA

John and Virgil together is a nice shot

OH SHOOT IS THE HOOD GONNA STOP THEM GETTING BACK ABOARD

ARE THEY ALL GONNA BE STRANDED IN SPACE

There they gooooo, lucky all the birds are space proofed...

My heart is literally beating so fast, i cannnnt

WHAT IS THUNDERBIRD FOUR GOING TO DO IN SPACE WHAT THE HELL !?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?! UM ????? they’re just dangling him on a cable that’s hilarious. Gordon at least put your helmet on though?

Lokdjfhbdfijaokdlfijhfd this is so tense

OH MAN THE RUSTY OLD 0X AAAAAAAAAAAA Them running up to the door, like, what are you gonna do, knock?????

Apparently, yes.

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOOOOOOD

THAT DRAWING OF THE ISLAND well that’s where Virgil gets his artistic talent #confirmed

Alan’s little ‘Dad?’

Scott reassuring Alan aaaa, Alan’s so short compared to him

Scott that’s a bad ideaaaaaaa

Scott you HAVE a jackpack

JEFF

OMG

JEFF

AAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

HOLY BAGELS

His nose is so big why is his nose so big, what’s this Parker vibe going on, I LIKE HIS STUBBLE THO, is that eight years of stubble pfft

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Fantastic Four Vol 1 #236

Mon May 04 2020 [08:31 PM] Wack'd: IT'S A MILESTONE!

[08:32 PM] maxwellelvis: A triple-sized issue, eh? [08:33 PM] Wack'd: All your favorite Fantastic Four characters are here! Wyatt! Norrin! Agatha! Franklin! Namor! Willie! Impy! T'Challa! And, uh. I guess some other folks? [08:33 PM] maxwellelvis: I'm going to guess that's a double-sized Byrne story and then a regular-sized one by Stan and Jack. [08:33 PM] Bocaj: Ah yes captain america and reed richards in one place at one time in a time and place that isn't the ill received special avengers 300 roster [08:33 PM] maxwellelvis: That's the rest of the Marvel Universe heroes here to party. [08:33 PM] Wack'd: Yes. [08:33 PM] Wack'd: Why isn't Alicia on this cover. [08:34 PM] Wack'd: Or, like, any number of Fantastic Four repository players. [08:34 PM] maxwellelvis: Had to make room for Stan Lee. [08:34 PM] Wack'd: Also who's that guy in the suit? Is that...Collins, maybe? [08:35 PM] maxwellelvis: I just told you. [08:35 PM] Wack'd: Oh [08:35 PM] Wack'd: ...where's Jack? [08:35 PM] maxwellelvis: Either he's on the back or John Byrne knows which side his bread is buttered on. [08:36 PM] Bocaj: maybe he's behind the special triple sized sticker [08:36 PM] Bocaj: Like he got Mike Wachowski'd [08:36 PM] Wack'd:

Clint: I can't believe it... Wanda: Oh, Clint, I'm so sorry... Clint: I'M ON THE COVER OF *FANTASTIC FOUR*!

[08:36 PM] maxwellelvis: 🤣 [08:37 PM] Wack'd: Can't believe Bocaj beat me to essentially this same joke [08:37 PM] Bocaj: My secret is that I didn't bother putting in extra effort [08:39 PM] Wack'd: Anyway, let's start our first story, shall we? [08:39 PM] maxwellelvis: Indeed. [08:40 PM] Wack'd: Oh good, we're doin this

[08:40 PM] Wack'd: I think this is our first real, proper origin retelling. We got one in the late 70s but it was less a retcon and more "this is a recap issue, please don't kill us if we fudged some details" [08:40 PM] Umbramatic: welp [08:42 PM] Wack'd: I guess instead of "first to the moon" it was "make it further into space than anyone else"

[08:42 PM] Bocaj: Time keeps on slipping, slipping into the future [08:42 PM] Umbramatic: what is time [08:42 PM] Bocaj: I know that the Slott FF has the idea instead that the rocket was FTL and they were trying to get to a specific planet, which turns out to be full of assholes [08:44 PM] Wack'd: So here's egg on my face [08:44 PM] Wack'd: The dialogue from this scene is taken note-for-not from #1 [08:44 PM] Wack'd: This isn't actually retconning anything at all, except for that one narrative caption [08:45 PM] Wack'd: Oh, and the addition of some jargon

[08:47 PM] Umbramatic: CAPTAIN SPACE ICEBERG AHEAD [08:47 PM] Wack'd:

[08:49 PM] Umbramatic: this is intense [08:49 PM] maxwellelvis: Both version are pretty intense. [08:49 PM] maxwellelvis: I'm noticing the dialogue's been slightly rewritten on the new version. [08:50 PM] Wack'd: Very slightly, mostly just to add technical terms you'd expect a rocket crew to be using [08:50 PM] Umbramatic: aha [08:50 PM] Wack'd: All of the original lines are still there, though [08:50 PM] maxwellelvis: And to keep Ben's manner of speech more consistent [08:51 PM] Wack'd: Punctuation is a bit different [08:52 PM] Wack'd: OH SHIT, WE'RE DOIN' THIS

[08:53 PM] Umbramatic: oh. OH [08:55 PM] Wack'd: In this reality, Reed's a college professor, Sue's a housewife, and Ben and Alicia are married and running a tavern. All in a little town creatively named Liddleville. [08:55 PM] Bocaj: Our Town Founders made a decision there [08:55 PM] Wack'd: Our Town Founder is Josiah Liddle [08:56 PM] Bocaj: Lets cut the head off his statue [08:56 PM] Bocaj: Like in the Jetsons [08:56 PM] Wack'd: Oh, also, Alicia can see in this reality. Alicia offhandedly mentioning she saw something makes Ben real happy and he has no idea why [08:57 PM] Bocaj: Hmm. [08:57 PM] Wack'd: But I do! It's this creepy fucker

[08:57 PM] Umbramatic: oh boy! oh BOY! [08:58 PM] maxwellelvis: We're actually doing the "Perchance to Dream" thing, aren't we? [08:58 PM] maxwellelvis: Is THIS where B:TAS got that idea from? [08:59 PM] Wack'd: Pretty sure they stole it from For the Man Who Has Everything [08:59 PM] Wack'd: Which incidentally won't exist for another three or four years [08:59 PM] maxwellelvis: Wild how time works [09:00 PM] Wack'd: Another dream sequence, this time for Sue! And with much more dramatic changes [09:01 PM] Wack'd: This time, Ben's complaints about safety concerns are much more substantial, and Sue's accusation that Ben is a coward is more to do with time and money running out to do this experiment and less to do with, uh [09:01 PM] Wack'd: Commies [09:03 PM] Umbramatic: "I'm going to the one place free from capitalism... SPACE" [09:03 PM] Wack'd: Also this happens

[09:03 PM] Umbramatic: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH [09:04 PM] maxwellelvis: It's a nice touch that in those first two panels, the Thing is more leathery, like he was in the early comics, and it's only when Reed starts stretching that he looks more rock-like [09:04 PM] Wack'd: Yeah, I liked that too [09:05 PM] Umbramatic: oooh [09:05 PM] Wack'd: So Reed, Johnny, and Ben meet up at Ben's tavern to discuss these dreams, and whaddayknow, they've all been having them [09:06 PM] Wack'd: Tragically, Ben's dreams give him super-strength, but no rock skin. Dream!Ben is scared to ask Alicia to marry him--but he doesn't know why. [09:08 PM] Wack'd: Reed then goes to work, where he's having problems with his dickhead boss.

[09:09 PM] Wack'd: Reed decides to try and work out what's up with these dreams, dozes off, bonks his head, and realizes when he wakes up that he is actually a superhero, and the Puppet Master is responsible for all this. [09:10 PM] Umbramatic: wha [09:11 PM] Wack'd: Reed, trying to figure out why he doesn't have stretching powers, makes the very smart and scientifically motivated decision to stab himself in a vein and bleed out in his office. [09:12 PM] Umbramatic: oh [09:12 PM] Umbramatic: i diagnose you with dead [09:13 PM] Wack'd: It's okay though! Turns out he's a robot and the blood is all fake. So are the bodies of Ben, Sue, Johnny, Alicia and Franklin. [09:13 PM] Umbramatic: ...IS DOOM IN ON THIS TOO?! [09:13 PM] Wack'd: It takes Reed no time at all to convince his friends and family of this and go confront Phillip. [09:14 PM] Wack'd: Wow, uh, you're ahead of me here, Umbra [09:14 PM] maxwellelvis: Lucky guess [09:14 PM] Umbramatic: damn this is the second thing i've predicted tonight [09:14 PM] Wack'd: Phillip apparently just wanted to give Alicia the life he thought she wanted, but Reed points out he doesn't have the tech to do this all on his own. [09:15 PM] Wack'd: Phillip, it turns out, has made the very smart and not-at-all-suicidal decision to mind control Doctor Doom [09:15 PM] Umbramatic: oh this is gonna be goooooooooooooooooooooood [09:15 PM] Bocaj: Oh geeeeeeeeeeeez [09:16 PM] maxwellelvis: This should be good. [09:17 PM] Wack'd: Of course this is Doom we're talking about. He doesn't make mistakes, he just lets people figure things out for stupid ego reasons.

[09:18 PM] Wack'd: God, the fact that this isn't an illusion, the Four, Franklin and Alicia are trapped in tiny robots, is a lovely extra layer of bonkers. [09:18 PM] Bocaj: Amazing [09:19 PM] Wack'd: ALSO "LIDDLEVILLE" ISN'T A SMALL TOWN JOKE, IT'S LITERALLY LITTLE [09:19 PM] Wack'd: INCREDIBLE [09:20 PM] Wack'd: Anyway, Reed asks Doom what his next move is, and Doom...doesn't have one [09:20 PM] Wack'd: He's just gonna leave them like this [09:20 PM] Wack'd: Forever [09:21 PM] Umbramatic: DOOM: "I don't know, I never thought I'd get this far.” [09:21 PM] maxwellelvis: The fact that he's resisted the urge to play Godzilla now that they know he's the one who orchestrated this shows he has way more willpower than I [09:22 PM] maxwellelvis: Assuming the shock of dying in robot bodies wouldn't wake them up. [09:23 PM] Wack'd: They do have one ace in the hole--Phillip! After all, Phillip's in this mess because he mind-controlled Doom, but he's not an idiot, surely he has an escape hatch. [09:23 PM] Wack'd: Well turns out he did. Doom turned it off. [09:23 PM] Umbramatic: oh [09:23 PM] maxwellelvis: Womp womp [09:23 PM] Wack'd: Reed examines it through and tries to see if he can get it to work anyway. [09:24 PM] Wack'd: Ben, meanwhile, is taking all this really hard. [09:25 PM] Umbramatic: aw... [09:26 PM] Wack'd: He's also decided to stay in Liddleville. The world has other superheroes now, and he's earned a normal, idyllic life. [09:26 PM] Wack'd: (The fact that Doom turned off all the fake villagers does not seem to be something he's noticed.) [09:27 PM] Umbramatic: Ben: The Last Man On Fake Earth [09:28 PM] Wack'd: So! Here's the plan. Turns out Doom built a real miniature particle accelerator at Reed's fake miniature college because Reed would spot a fake. [09:28 PM] Wack'd: So all they have to do is get it to spit out some cosmic rays. Easy. [09:28 PM] Umbramatic: excuse me what [09:29 PM] Wack'd: To which part? [09:29 PM] Umbramatic: the first bit mainly [09:29 PM] Wack'd: Yeah uh [09:30 PM] Wack'd: Doom wanted to taunt Reed with some cool science he couldn't play with to make Reed miserable [09:30 PM] Umbramatic: omg [09:30 PM] Wack'd: But he also knew Reed would know if it was a fake cool science [09:30 PM] Umbramatic: that's deliciously petty [09:30 PM] Wack'd: It issssssss [09:30 PM] Wack'd: So, as they're debating who gets a power up first, Ben has a change of heart and demands to go first. [09:31 PM] Umbramatic: Ben: This is insane. ...I’m in. [09:33 PM] Bocaj: Hahah [09:33 PM] Wack'd:

Alicia: ben you dingus i literally sculpt real people with pinpoint accuracy, you've seen my work, and also we've touched each other...a lot... Ben: Yeah I know but I got that danged body dysmorphia

[09:33 PM] Bocaj: Aww [09:34 PM] Umbramatic: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [09:34 PM] Wack'd: I joke because I love [09:35 PM] Wack'd: Ben/Alicia 4ever [09:35 PM] Umbramatic: ye [09:35 PM] Umbramatic: (though i felt the body dysmorphia part) [09:37 PM] Wack'd: With their powers restored, all they have to do is fight a bunch of miniature robots, scale the walls of their fake city, climb up to Doom's workstation... [09:37 PM] Wack'd: Aaaaaaand he took the battery out. [09:37 PM] Wack'd: Now the workstation can only turn left 😛 [09:38 PM] Umbramatic: -gasp- [09:39 PM] Wack'd: So! New plan. Use the Liddleville river to flood Doom's office, stick some live electrical wires in there, and hope the alarm goes off. [09:39 PM] Wack'd: No dice. [09:39 PM] Wack'd: They're gonna have to find Doom and bring him to them. [09:40 PM] Wack'd: And since Reed and Ben have fairly limited top speeds, and Johnny's flame can run out without rest, this task falls to Sue. [09:41 PM] Wack'd:

Reed: No! I can't permit you to go against Doom alone! Sue: Please, Reed! Must we go through this every time a dangerous task falls to me? I've proven time and time again that I can handle myself in an emergency situation. I'm the only one who can go. And you know it.

[09:42 PM] Wack'd: Sue puts up a good fight against Doom, pelting him with force fields, but she's still as big as a fingernail, and all he really has to do is put a cup on her like she's a bug he's found. [09:43 PM] Wack'd: But the goal is accomplished. Doom is going to check and make sure the other three aren't making any trouble. [09:43 PM] Wack'd: Just like they wanted. [09:43 PM] Bocaj: Good job Sue [09:43 PM] maxwellelvis: Was this inspired by the 1967 Fantastic Four cartoon intro?  [09:45 PM] Wack'd: ...hahahaha it coulda been! [09:45 PM] Wack'd: Oh hey, that's where this meme comes from

[09:46 PM] Umbramatic: this was a meme? [09:49 PM] Wack'd: 106k notes on Tumblr [09:51 PM] Wack'd: AND SO! Doom does not blindly stride into this childish trap, and then electrocute himself. [09:51 PM] Wack'd: He angerly fires some energy beams at the childish trap because he feels insulted. [09:51 PM] Wack'd: And then Reed, Johnny, and Ben use their powers to trip him into the childish trap. Which electrocutes him. [09:52 PM] Bocaj: Wow [09:52 PM] Bocaj: bad show doom, good show reed, ben, johnny [09:52 PM] Wack'd: This somehow instantaneously shunts everyone back into their real bodies. [09:53 PM] Umbramatic: welp [09:54 PM] Wack'd: Also, Doom is now in a stasis coma in his suit. [09:54 PM] Wack'd: To ensure he stays that way, the Four decide, well... [09:55 PM] Wack'd:

[09:57 PM] maxwellelvis: I must admit I am curious to see how he gets out of this one eventually [09:59 PM] Bocaj: If you die in Liddletown you die in real life [09:59 PM] Wack'd: Anyway, the quote-unquote "brand new story by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby" is a rejected script for the 1978 animated series, adapting Doctor Doom's first appearance. [09:59 PM] Wack'd: It is also not available here. So I am going to write it off as no big loss and move on. [10:02 PM] Wack'd: I did like this story, though! I think it coulda stood to spend a little less time on the mechanics and a little more time on how everyone felt about this situation, but overall it's really good.

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Oh I'm so glad to know that you were able to sleep in!! You got your new year's rest :D that's true 😿😿 but I'm feeling better now. Abigail just dropped me home. The surprise place was actually McDonald's 😝😝 we did the drive thru and sat in the parking lot to eat for a while, and then she took me to her boyfriend's house because she had to pick something up, while I played with Gordon😭😭‼️‼️💖, and just chatted with his older bro. It was nice.

I know!! They're so aesthetically pleasing oh gosh. I've been obsessed with them lately, and I so badly wanna make a pair. Not like I'd ever know where to wear them, but it'll be a fun project xD wait what???

That's so cool, wasnt he your schoolmate too?? 😮😮 That's a real coincidence tho tbh haha AHH no you're not his dog 😾😾 just his soulmate or something, 😣💖💖💖💖💖💖

bones go brr, BUT OKAY OKAY I PROMISE I SHALL NEVER DO IT AGAIN 😣💖💖💖💖💖👀

awww. I feel the same way when I get moody in front of my mom. I can't deal with emotions like normal, so when I'm sad or mad or angry, I don't scream or anything, I just get so quiet and don't talk, and I really really wanna change that and start communicating better. It happens rarely, but I want it to completely stop.im also sure your mom knows you don't mean to, and that it just happens in the heat of the moment, so don't beat yourself up over it, bae 😭💖

well, I don't know what you look like, but I DO KNOW you're the cutest to me <3

Oh it tastes like that, I think. And yeah I hope you do enjoy it when you taste it someday :D and that's really so cool, you'll be able to eat anything without problem then, you're so lucky >.<

awww that's a shame 😿 if you don't mind me asking, what's your ethnicity? I'm actually half Indian, but I'm mixed, as I also take after my Chinese and Portuguese grandmothers. And yes I find culture immensely cool, and I always love learning about different cultures.

THAT IS INDEED WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR!! and I'm so so glad you'll do that if you ever wanna rant :>

OMG NICE!! SNACKS!! YUM!! and random guy?? ALSO NICE!! 😼😼😼😼😼 Why'd you say that :(( who knows, maybe you guys will talk again?? He did wish you after all ;)

I hope your day went well!! Did you guys have fun?, (I also hope that this sandwich was better xD)

I'm looking forward to that meetup too!! We'll countdown together it'll be so fun <3 I have that stupid presidency round table in a few minutes so I'm gonna shower before it so I can get back to money heist as soon as it's done 😭 I love you too bae !! 💖💖💖✨

—a person who loves you

Yep, I skipped my first morning of 2021 XD it was pretty nice, though I still woke up a bit sleepy for some reason and was a bit tired till noon. Still good😌

Wow, I'd love to go to a McDonald's one day😩 We're gonna have a date in there when we meet 😡 after the other ones we planned kwqkkkdk

That sounds so nice!! And you got to see Gordon yayy😭😭😭❤ that sounds like a good day, I'm glad!!

True true, like what are they even for... fingers are the first part to get cold so like uhhh. But they're still so awesome and I also wanna wear them on an autumn day or something, just so I can look a little hotter😝😝

Actually, he isnt my schoolmate, he's in the same school, but its in a different city, you know? I hope that makes sense, ask me if you're confused though hehe~

Noooo dont call us soulmates that's weird, how about... Twins? Yeah, twins with an age gap😭😭 a but offtopic, but during the call we had talked about how we should make a person that has all the traits we share, which is a lot, starting from our love for cheese, to our family conditions XD it's kinda scary how similar we are lmao, I guess that's a Scorpio thing. At least we have someone who actually relates, which is cool

Ohh, i see!! You're right, it's really better to start talking things out, because otherwise it's just gonna get worse... I wish you the best in that! I'm sure you can do this<3

I really hope so. She's been through a lot and I dont wanna add to that:( Thank you, hehe♡

Hmm about that, I'm not really comfortable with showing my pictures, but Kuro said he could try to make me in Artbreeder once he gets a hold of it (because as of now he has absolutely no idea how to use it ejejjsjf) so you might see how I look🤭 I'll make sure it looks like 90% of me, at least hehe. You're still cuter😡

I'm half Russian, half Kazakh! It's a miracle how I'm not the same ethnicity as Kuro, really. That's so cool!! All of my relatives are either Kazakh or Russian, though someone from my father's side is Uzbek, but I've seen them, like, once. It's a shame I hate my father, I'd get to meet that person. I heard that they constantly travel to Turkey with their family, I wish I was with them😭😭😭

Fairrr, maybe we will. We have the same interest so maybe we'll interact somehow XD he seems cool, as he had passed the vibe check, so I hope that he messages me sometimes.

We did!! Kuro kept on talking about the dream he had (he doesnt have those often, so it's really awesome to hear him talk about it!!!) and tbh it was so cute XD my favorite part was how him and someone he doesnt remember (he likes to think it was Shoyo😭 my son) tried making a cake, but one of the eggs hatched and they panicked. Then they raised the chick together. It was so funny I'm surprised I didnt choke on the sandwich. Oh yeah, ut was pretty good!! Better than the one that had lied about its spiciness. At least this one wasnt filled with lies😒 it was filled with a really nice sauce instead, it was like a mix of ketchup, mayo and mustard. Weird, but I'm also weird so I loved it xD

Ohhh sounds lovely, I'm gonna count in mixed languages because ima show off like that😙

I hope the meetup went well and that you're enjoying your watch!! Love you too, sugar, good night💕💞

[lavendertownsghost]

Since this is the first episode of Critical Role I’ve been able to watch live, of course I have to liveblog it

Sam already mixed up Vax and Vex, good start xD

I NEED THAT SCARF I DON’T EVEN WEAR SCARVES I LIVE IN FLORIDA

oh i need Socks Machina

Aw, poor Laura misses the bear episode

OH SHIT I CAN’T WAIT FOR THAT EPISODES, ALL THE SECRETS GET REVEILED.

of course matt’s dice rolled a 20

i was really hoping the intro would be Grog drawing how he thinks the inro looks

aw that’s such a cute picture

THAT CHARACTER ART I LOVE YOU GROG

oh god Scanlan playing Scanlan is halrious

aw Pike’s has a flower

Travis playing Grog playing Pike is also hilarious

how is Grog going to add for the NPCs

aw a little baby, PLEASE DON’T KILL IT

Vax has broken the matrix!!!

i really want one of them to roll a one and try to convince Grog that a one is really good

Grog’s NPC voices are amazing

Vax having no understanding of the game is amazing

so is this breaking the 4th wall or the 5th wall? or the 8th wall

I should not drink water while watching this

Whose Sam?

Take 20 extra minuets, nice there Percy

they’re just fucking in a pantry, classy

Sam switched which Scanaln is playing and which Scanlan is in the game

Vax’s confusion of games is hilarious, this is going to be a running gag and i love it

OH THEY JUST GOT DRUGGED

oh is it a torch puzzle

the big reveal of Grog’s map making skills

OH PLEASE TELL ME THE MAP IS IN THE SHAPE OF A DICK

did Grog just math

Vax continues to fail at understanding games

the map is totaly going to be a dick

YES VAX

AHAHA I WAS RIGHT

ah yes, the innuendos

the fanfiction is live

“That’s a good ass suck right there”

god this Scanlan voice

I love how we’re continuing the trend of Grog fucking with Vax

I’m gona call it now, Vax is gona die by the end of this

Shovel ghost will be a new player character for the next campaign, 

Vax getting fucked out of his extra attacks is a very Grog thing to do

Yes Percy push the shaft

please tell me the next map is a vagina

nope it’s a boob

IT’S GONA BE A WEREWOLF

GROG LOVES WEREWOLVES

nope it’s a demon dog

Grog fucking up rules is hilarious

let poor Vax cuddle with is girlfriend

yep there’s the boob

I love how they’re just fucking with the rules xD

SCANLAN GETS TO KILL TRINKET

REVERSE MATH STRIKES AGIAN

Scanlan’s interior design skills leave something to be desierd

I love how Travis doped character at the fact the Laura lacks dice

soft water, nice

how does Grog know all these words

This is exactly how Grog would run a DnD game

IS IT SIMON

the infights continues

Doors that don’t hurt? this is truly happiness

what inappropriate picture will the next map be?

OF COURSE THE DOOR IS BAD

I love how they’re grilling Travis/Grog for info

oh, it’s suddenly intricate!

I just realized that the paper switched from squares to hexagons

Scanlan’s gona poison Trinket D:

oh shit, this is a real puzzle

GROG ISN’T GROG GROG ISN’T GROG OH SHIT

Percy is a master of the bitchslap

~Break time~

shit i missed the very intro, i didn’t see the insult

rip goldfish Keyleth

Percy has flashed backed to childhood jokes

that was a good puzzle!

oh shit, if they need healing that’s bad

oh wow I didn’t even notice Travis’ voice xD

TALIESIN YOU LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER

the hatch does not know it’s beeing thretened

AHAHHA THAT’S PERFECT

Grog’s spite towards Vax is still funny

Travis’ way of picking monsters is almost exactly how I do it xD

oh Vax, you poor boy

HOW DOES TALIESIN KEEP CRITING

oh god these inuendos

so this is undead!Vax

i like to imagine this is a happy au where Vax gets to visit the Material Plane every once in a while and they’re all on a camping trip

wait, Vex ‘s room is the only one without something in it...

“I use Vow of Enmity on the rug” new best quote

WHAT IS WITH THE CRITS

the game knows everything’s for shits and giggles

wtf is that, a salt shaker? xD

omg Travis wrote on their shaker, Laura’s pissed

i really like these puzzles

A FUCKING T REX I LOVE YOU TRAVIS WILLINGHAM

I was about to say that these might be a bit tough to one-on-one, but then i remembered that they’re all level 20

THAT UNICORN HOLY SHIT

lol manners

WHY DOES TRAVIS HAVE A VINYL SCRATCH TOY

there can only be one, Vex is secretly a unicorn

So we have challenge ratings of 8, 5, 7, and 5. a good mix

oh wow Sam is also looking at challenge ratings xD

this mish-mash of minis is very much like my home game

i just tried to see how long the episode was, then realized that it’s live xD

Travis wrestling with the shelves is amazing

i also love how Travis chose a unicorn without realizing that it’s Lawful Good xD

yay Vax finally got xylophone bears

i love how Laura refuses to attack the unicorn

Sam wtf

oh my god i love this

AHAHA THE UNICORN

please tell me it’s Keyleth

i love how Travis gave up the Grog voice

aw no Trinket got poisoned

TRINKET MY BBY NOO

I can’t tell if it’s in game Vax or playing Vax that’s hiding

LIam’s laughter is the best thing

i really hope someone makes a highlight of this so i can watch it later

Dalais Cowboys jfc

OH GOD THE SONG

aw no they have to fight Grog :(

or is this a Battle Royal agian?

OH IS HE A WEREWOLF

AW YEAH HE’S FINALLY A WEREWOLF

and now both the twins have knives

aw, poor Grog

AH GROG YOU POOR BOY

moral of the story is that Grog must die

that was a super good game!

I am 100% going to have a NPC named Kathew Bercer

[some-cactus-flowers]

*shoots flare through dashboard*

I was tagged by @ultrajester for this one. Hey, what’s up, my dude?

heres 11 facts about me to anyone who cares (lol)

1. I’m afraid of eels. Dunno why, or when this happened, but I just cant stand ‘em. I mean, have you even searched up a Gulper Eel before? bloody thing looks like it belong in the Twilight Zone.

2. I have Maladaptive Daydreaming Disorder. What does this mean? well, basically, I daydream excessively and have a second world with fleshed out characters and a story in my mind that I have been adding on to for about 9 years. maybe more. Really, as long as I can remember. Its kinda lonely, like being the only one in fandom, where you make all the fanfics. Things can trigger MADD too, such as music, media, art, or basically anything I find interesting. The good thing is it helps me with creative process when it comes to writing. (its not all sunshine and rainbows though) Sometimes I can’t sleep for hours without daydreaming.

3. If I could have a dream job, I’d love to become an author. A fiction author. I’ve always enjoyed reading, I grew up on the harry potter series, Series of unfortunate events, The hunger games, Andy griffiths books, Roald Dahl. I’d just find it absolutely amazing if I created characters that people would cherish or find as a role model.

4. I spent 3 days of my life shiny egg hatching for a mudkip. Got a shiny male mudkip. Named him Tiffany. He can mega evolve too, which is always humorous to see a giant pink buff frog boy called Tiffany.

5. I’m suuuuuuuuuuuper sapphic.

6. My hair (on my head ffs) is currently around 93cm long. 

7. I’m Australian. Not really a fact because it’s in my bio but oh well. G’day mate, chuck another shrimp on the barbie.

8. The term ‘chuck another shrimp on the barbie’ is actually false. We don't say shrimp. We say Prawn. Shrimp is what the government wants you to think, we are all in danger. Does this count as a fact about me? you bet it does. 

9. I play piano! I’m also a freakin’ nerd because I learnt how to play Fun fun fun Dayo (from Lucky Star). Also, I prefer Dub. hoo boy, but thats a controversial debate though, let me just say that I will watch it subbed if the voice actors are bad dubbed, and visa-vera.

10. (almost done!)...right when I start running out of things to say...I sure do love me some vidya games. Theres really no genre i’m into the most, although I do have a soft spot for nintendo games (Breath of the wild looks sicc). My favourite game is Jak and Daxter: Precursor Legacy. It’s an oldy, but boy does it punch my nostalgia in the boob.

11. One time when I was sick and at home, I decided the best thing I could do was create a language. Or at least, recode the english alphabet into hieroglyphic looking codes. I can write fluently in this code, which i’ve named Zout (After the dutch licorice I was downing while sick, seriously its super helpful for colds). I write quite frequently in my work books in zout, people think i’m crazy, and you know what? maybe I am a little. But we all are, y’know? What do you require to be considered normal anyway?

Wow would you look at that, you actually read all the way through. Or maybe you didn’t. (But hey, to the people that are reading this, you’re super cool and talented.)

Ok ok so who do I tag?  whelp, first up, I’m taggin’ @themaskhero, because you my main nintendo fan blog and also you be super cool my dude. Second, I’m taggin’ a new follower of mine, @pictureofaphotograph (omg I love your name dude), aaaaand last...but not least...We gon’ tag @thepsychounicorn, ye whats goin’ on mate, we met at @lord-arden-of-svalgard‘s house remember that? lol alright I’m officially rambling at this point, so THANKS YOU GUYS FOR READING AND PEACE.

[interviewwithmyself-blog]

Chris Pratt Criticizes my Midline

I meet Chris Pratt (CP) not at my usual bar but out on a nearby greenway because apparently he likes to run up and down hills. His idea.

Me: Well, hey. Here we are.

CP: Yeah hey! Nice to meet you.

Me: So this is not the usual start to my “3 beers and karaoke interview.”

CP: (laughs) No, no it’s not.  I do love karaoke though. Seriously. 

Me: You know, I kinda guessed that you would. Are we going to run?

CP: Yeah. Are you up for it? 

Me: (hands on hips, silently looking up and down bike path) 

CP:  Just to get the blood flowing. You know. Heart rate up. 

Me: I don’t do burpees. Just putting that out there. 

We commence to run a ways. He almost immediately begins outpacing me, and then he stops at the top of a hill and waits for me to join him. I finally arrive, breathing hard. He looks as crisp as morning lettuce.

CP: Not so bad right? (laughs)

Me: Let’s get a beer. 

We walk, don’t run, back to the bar. We take up in my usual table near the back corner, at the edge of the bar, and I wave at Eddie the Bartender. 

Me: What’ll you have?

CP: Uh, they don’t have-- (mutters)

Me: I’m sorry, what was that?

CP: (mutters again)

Me: Michelob Ultra? Really? 

CP: (slightly sheepish)

Me: Okay. No, it’s fine. Michelob Ultra. OK.

I return with the bottles of Michelob Ultra and a glass.

Me: Do you want a glass?

CP: Uh, no, I’m good. Do you drink Mic Ultra out of a glass?

Me: I like to drink beer out of a glass. You like Michelob Ultra. I think we’re evenly matched here. Okay. Cheers.

CP: Cheers!

Me: So.

CP: So. 

Awkward silence.

Me: So. Guardians. Star Lord. Is that with one “r” or two? CP: One. But it does have a hyphen.

Me: Star-Lord. Okay. I think two “r”s would have been cooler.

CP: Like Ringo Starr? 

Me: Yeah I guess. I just think two would be cooler. Did they consider that?

CP: I don’t really know. I guess. Probably. 

Me. Yeah they probably hash all that stuff out pretty extensively.

More silence. We sip our Michelobs.

Me: So... you’re pretty tall.

CP: Yeah I guess. Not really. You’re pretty tall.

Me: Yeah. I’m about 6′2″, 6′3″

CP: Really? I’m 6′2″.

Me: Stand up! We stand back to back and determine we are, in fact, almost the same height. We would need an objective bystander to tell us who is taller and we lack that. Me: So what’s the deal with Chris Hemsworth?

CP: What do you mean? Like, what’s he like to work with?

Me: No, I mean what’s his fucking deal? 

CP: (stares at me blankly, a worried look creeping on to his face)

Me: Did you know he doesn’t want to be interviewed by me? He refuses.

CP: Well, he can’t do everything. He’s a successful guy, busy and all. I’m not even sure why I’m here doing this interview. Is this an interview?

Me: Well, yeah. It is. And I make all of it up, so that’s why you agreed to it. I just pulled some strings and made it happen.

CP: Sooo- this isn’t really happening?

Me: Look, just don’t worry about it. You wanna know why I think Chris Hemsworth won’t be interviewed by me?

CP: Sure.

Me: He think’s I’m taller than he is and he can’t handle it.

CP: Really?? Where do you get that from? I don’t think so. Chris is a really nice guy. He’s probably just too busy. 

Me: He’s not even really that tall. IMDb says he’s 6′2″ and 3/4.

CP: Well-- Me: SIX TWO AND THREE FUCKING QUARTERS That is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.

CP: Well, he didn’t write his own IMDb bio. That’s not how that works. At all.

Me: Well whatever. I’ll believe it when he gets his ass down here and sings some fucking karaoke with me. And then we’ll see who’s six fucking two and three quarters.

CP: (has no response)

Me: What do you do besides drink Michelob Ultra and run up and down hills and play in movies?

CP: (taking a long drink of beer) Well--

Me: Do you like dogs?

CP: Oh yeah. Love dogs.

Me: (pulling out my phone) Check out this picture of my dog. He’s pretty much the cutest.

I scroll through my phone, showing him pictures.

CP: Aw! LOL. OMG! What a cutie.

Me: Yeah, I love dogs. So what do you think you’re going to sing tonight?

CP: You mean karaoke?

Me: Were you planning to sing something else? What even would that be? Like, slam poetry or something? No, yeah, karaoke. 

CP: Okay, okay, yeah I don’t know. Are you going to sing?

Me: I know we just met but one thing you should know about me is that I fucking love karaoke and yes, of course I will be singing. You’re lucky I’m not singing now! Actually, you’re unlucky, because I love karaoke and I have been told on at least one occasion that I really bring a lot to my performance. 

CP: Wow. Okay. Good to know.

Me: Let me ask you a question.

CP: Sure--

Me: How do you feel about karaoke duets?

CP: uh--

Me: For or against?

CP: ... uh... for? I guess?

Me: Sweet. I’ll put us down for one. Hang on. I’ll go get paper and pens. And a book. And more beers. Sit tight.

CP: Alright.

I return with a 3-ring binder of karaoke songs listed by title, several slips of paper, two pens, two Michelob Ultras, two shots and two lime slices. 

Me: I asked the bartender what was the lowest calorie shot for my fit-bit friend and he said vodka or tequila so I got tequila.

CP: oh. Yeah but tequila has carbs. 

Me: Seriously? Well damn. Does vodka?

CP: Nope. 

Me: Goddamn. Well. Will you drink it anyway because you don’t want me drinking both of these. Plus you just ran up a hill, surely that counts for something?

CP: No, it’s okay. It’s okay. I’m just used to paying close attention.

Me: Yeah, you really buffed up, huh? You want a lime slice? Does that have carbs? CP: Sure. Fuck it.

Me: There you go! That’s the spirit. Salud!

CP: Salud!

We drink our tequila like total pros. 

Me: But seriously, how did you get so buff?

CP: (laughs) It was seriously hard. Lots of training, lots of eating the right things. I had a really great trainer, so that helped.

Me: I’m always disappointed when I ask someone how they got so buff and they don’t say “eating french fries.”

CP: Yeah. No french fries. Unfortunately. How about you?

Me: How did I get so buff?

CP: (laughs)

I catch him giving me the once-over and taking in my belly flab 

Me: Oh so are you saying I’m not buff? Well, I hope one day you’re a woman who has had three children and is almost forty and loves french fries. Starrrr-Lord.

CP: I have a kid--

Me: (wagging a finger) Not the same, not the same at all. Buddy.

CP: --and I’m almost forty.

Me: (choking on my Michelob Ultra) Shut the fuck up.

CP: No, yeah. I’ll be forty next year.

Me: Shut up. Are you kidding me? I’ll be forty next year. No fucking way.

CP: (shrugs)

Me: When’s your birthday? 

CP: June 21st.

Me: What year?

CP: 1979.

Me: Fuck you!! I was born in ‘79. Fuck!  Dammit. I thought you were like, well younger than me. Like 35 or 34 or something-- CP: Well, really that’s not even that much younger--

Me: Now I have to consider the fact that if I worked really hard I could potentially be buff. And I don’t want to have to consider that.

CP: Sorry?

Me: No, it’s not your fault. Fuck. It’s okay. I was sorta buff once. I’ll always have the memories... Look, you better pick a song because this place is going to start filling up and we need time to sing at LEAST three songs.  I think I’m going to start with Elton John. Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me or Tiny Dancer?

CP: hm. Tiny Dancer.

Me: Oh! no wait. I’ll do Rocket Man since you’re the Starrr-Lord. Sweet.

CP: Okay...

Me: What are you doing first?

CP: Um, I don’t know, maybe--

(Together at the same time): Friends in Low Places?!

Me: Okay, you go turn these in. I’ll get more MICHELOB ULTRAS for fuck’s sake. (muttering under breath)

I return with two more beers and two more shots of tequila.

CP: Oh--

Me: Ah, come on! I looked it up on my phone and it’s only like five grams of carbs. God you are a wuss. 

CP: Oh, I mean it’s on! Fuckin’ A! Down the hatch!

Me: Okay easy there Jock-o. Down the hatch. Salud!

CP: Salud!

Karaoke DJ: Okay! Next up we have Sara and Chris, singing, “Under Pressure”!

Me: I hope you can do a good David Bowie.

CP: Oh, it’s on.

We fucking nail it.