#ALSO she kind of. defeated golb that one time. yes it wasn't on purpose but the others didn't do shit. it was all her. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

chainsawl · 5 months ago

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[ ID: A tumblr post by @/fox-guardian reading "he's a sweetheart he's a bitch he's just a little guy he's so very powerful he's the kindest of souls he's SO rude he means everything to me". Below it there is a transparent png of bmo adventure time with multiple red arrows pointing at them. End ID ]

#EVERYTHING on that post fits him acthsually.#idk if most people r aware of this but to elaborate on the ''he's so very powerful'' bit:#he knows the brown note #owns a gun #killed that one guy by drowning him into burning gold #Guardians Of Sunshine #that time he casually murdered his own brother and it was never brought up again #by: the way she often raises her fist when trying to scare off people- i bet she could just. beat ur ass with her bare hands if she wanted.#important to note: everyone actually backs away whenever she does this. implying she has actually beat up someone before.#no wait hold on. she HAS done that on canon before. she beat up neptr like two separate times.#for some reason; in the future she owns a guillotine. (and also an axe next to a ''trust no one :-)'' sticky note-#-but that's another conversation. worried for you bud)#i didn't expect this list to actually be that long. what is wrong with her /affectionate.#ALSO she kind of. defeated golb that one time. yes it wasn't on purpose but the others didn't do shit. it was all her.#if she hadn't started singing everyone would be cooked. at least finn and simon would be dead for sure.#everyone say thanks to bmo rigth fucking now.#mine #bmo adventure time #from:::#5 january 2024 #anywaya #im going to do the IDs like this from now on

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