#ALSO merry christmas !!!!!!

[asuuree]

☀💡

[mikufanclub]

youmu to go with yuyu (light mode users click it)

[dodgerdawkins]

hello to the three people who will see this sorry I haven’t posted in a while

Have this thing I made

[fossilizedhysterics]

am i too late to this trend

[twstbud]

TWISTED HAPPENINGS #01: "That's the Rules of Uno!"

Synopsis: Idia, Malleus, Sebek, Leona, and Floyd all play a spontaneous game of Uno together, but Sebek has a trick up his sleeve...

A/N: inspired by a chaotic game of uno i had irl with the fam at a christmas party in 2023 LOL

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*Inside a large room where festivities were happening; there's music playing through the speakers. Many tables & food stalls strewn about the room, with many people eating, laughing, chatting, or playing various card/board games. Idia, Floyd, Malleus, Sebek, and Leona are all playing a chaotic game of Uno at one of the tables*

Floyd: You're mighty quiet over there, Sea Sluuug

Malleus: ........

Idia: LOL his cards are STACKED

Leona: Who's turn is it?

Floyd: Mine! *smug ass grin, holding 3 cards and slamming one down on the table* DRAW 4, FIREFLY SQUID! HAHAHA

Idia: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! *reaches over to pull 4 cards*

Sebek: Ha! As they say, the more the merrier!

Malleus: So does that mean I have an advantage? *shows his hand of 24 cards*

Sebek:

Floyd: Who's gonna tell him?

Leona: I'll let him have this... *smirk*

Sebek: All those cards... I-I mean...! I'M SO SORRY FOR RIDICULING YOU LIKE THAT, MY LIEGE!!

Malleus: ...So I'm losing?

Idia: I mean, it is his first Uno card game. Guhuhu!

Sebek: Never fear! It is my turn now -- *clutching 7 cards, eyes burning at one* -- AND I, SEBEK, SHALL SAVE YOU!!! *SLAMS CARD DOWN*

Floyd: No way, a blank wild card? Croc might be cooking something...

Sebek: *looks at Idia* If I remember correctly, during our practice round, you've emphasized this card is of immaculate importance. Remind me of what it means again?

Idia: Uh... you can pretty much call the shots and come up with your own rules with that card.

Leona: Oh, I see where this is going.

Sebek: OUTSTANDING! Malleus! The weight of those cards must be a burden. These utter fools shall feel ashamed for putting you at a disadvantage. But fear not, for I shall come up with the most brilliant rule known to all living beings! I will not let you lose at a mere, foolish human card game... So therefore, my rule is simple: THE GREAT MALLEUS DRACONIA WINS THE GAME!!!

Leona: ...Aaand there it is. *pushes his chair back and gets up, leaving with a groan* Which food table has the meat? I'm starving.

Idia: WUT?! YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT BRO WTF

Sebek: But I am confused. You told me I could make up my own conditions with this card, did you not?

IdIa: Uh, yeah, you can make up a rule... technically... but just going super saiyan and giving someone the easy W is a totally rigged move LOL

Malleus: ...!

Sebek: Ah, seeing Malleus overcome with joy...! *sniffle* CONGRATULATIONS, MY LIEGE!

Floyd: *face growing dark, holding up 2 of his own cards between his fingers* I'm not vibing with your rules, Croc...

Sebek: Those are the rules. You must abide to them!

Floyd: *threatening look* Funny... I never said I'd abide to your stupid rules.

Sebek: Fiend! Are you threatening me?

Floyd: Sure am. You're just asking to get squeezed, Croc...

*Sebek & Floyd argue before Floyd's mood drops and he slinks away, bored out of his mind*

Sebek: Hah! Utter fool!

Malleus: .......*holding onto his 24 cards in one hand for dear life*

Idia: Uh... Malleus? I guess you won the game in a totally fair way. GG

Malleus: ...I won, but the cards are still in my hands. Is that a good thing?

[craftnkittn]

OK WTF

Okay so I was watching Dead Plate videos on YouTube like a completely sane person would BUT then I FOUND THIS….

And like WTF????

[carnelianfoxx]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but don’t jack off early in the day unless you want to ruin it

[dot-tsu]

A look of hatred

So, everyone, how is it going? Dropping this art that I made like a week ago

I- don't know anything about Kieran, but haha edgy onion boy haha boom

Ngl, I realized days later that he had a ponytail (? and a beauty mark on the neck, and I was wondering HOW THE HELL I DIDN'T SEE THESE THINGS IN THE REFERENCES

[2ndalt]

Happy New Year, Ya Filthy Animals

[kiwisandpearls]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I ACTUALLY BEAT A LEGIT TOUHOU GAME YAAAAAAAAAAAA

[william-snekspeare]

I post more ferret content on my Instagram than I do here if you want to give that a peep. I’m @ william_snekspeare on there

[tharkenta]

Galina, my branch NPC on Lioden, has gotten an update!

[enclarice]

Funkzawa, my beloved.

[khainovo]

miwa taishi my beloved

[sk8rambler]

sent to me from heaven...

noel redding, he's my world <33

[s1lly-gh02tz]

by the way IF Y0UR3 G0NNA TYP3 LIKE TH1Z make sure to add a translation, just like in parentheses or whatever for example just put (if you’re gonna type like this) translations are helpful to people who struggle with reading and are just helpful in general ^_^

OKAY YEAH GOOD IDEA

(Btw I’m not gonna type like that for everything just like titles maybe lol)