#ALSO ZOMBIES CAN'T EVEN FEEL OFFENDED. WHY DOES IT MATTER WHAT HE CALLS THEM
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rick (having been beaten to fuck, shot, watched his friend get beheaded, his home and crops destroyed, thinks his baby has been ripped to shreds, was left behind by his friends, and has been hobbling down the road for hours with his son) : be careful of them walkers!
carl: ok i'll draw em out. HEY ASSHOLE!!! HEY SHIT HEAD!!!!
rick: !!!!!! WATCH UR MOUTH!!!!! >:V
#SIR I THINK U HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN UR SON INSULTING ZOMBIES RN#ALSO ZOMBIES CAN'T EVEN FEEL OFFENDED. WHY DOES IT MATTER WHAT HE CALLS THEM#sure he's being a moody lil bastard but he's like. 13#ALL 13 year olds are like that he's not ~special~#poor michonne#she's just trying to walk her zombies in peace#and now there's a fecking. zOMBIE CONGA LINE here#my new poem: she walks with zombies#rick is just passed the fuck out#carl's like 'WAKE UP DAD!! IF U DON'T WAKE UP I'LL SHOOT U IN THE FACE!!'#stop breaking up with ur dad while he's in a coma#jesus he's really going at him isn't he#if rick wakes up he's going to ground u!!!#birb watch#tha walken ded
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