#ALSO DID YOU GET 'YATO HOME?? GO RIN JIE GOOOO

[seelestia]

i'm sorry lia but how does your husband not suffocate is he okay is he human??? (says the wife of an ex-archon)

rin jie, don't let his composure fool you too much. psst, lean in closer so i can tell you a secret... did you know that ayato always lets out the biggest, most earth-shattering sigh of relief that shakes the whole mansion every time he changes out of his work kimono?? beauty comes with a price, they say. for 'yato, it seems it's at the expense of his ability to breathe deeply, pfft. he gets grumpy sometimes when he is done with work too, you should see how cute he— AHEM, the things people do for appearances. anyway, how has my beloved grandpa and grandma couple doing?? are you guys in need of an energizer to spice up your life?? me and ayato would be honored >;D (/lh)