#ALSO 8 WEEKS TO THE BIG 💯 OH BOI

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Playing holi w genshin characters

I was writing this as an ask and then I wanted to write more so I decided why not post it. Also this isn't in alphabetical order because I'm a fucking menace to society 🤣

Ayato my God Ayato he has a hydro vision... in holi... inazumans are going to be drowned. But of course homeboy has to keep up appearances that's why he probably will find a couple of hiding spots and snipe people from there. What a Wuss 🙄

kokomi, She probably has a whole strategy planned with her vision man. With gorou as her ally she's going to war. Mind you even if you're on her side watch your back. Those water balloons she throws know no mercy. [Step on m- *slap*]

Diluc is going to get absolutely wrecked by the kids. This emo who has a frown on his face 25 hours 8 days a week has probably never played holi (or smiled) since has dad died.(Guys he's brocken 🥀⛓). (p.s he also forgot to put on oil and now Darknight hero is 💖dazzling💖.)

Childe... another hydro user.... man yk that whale in the fight that fucking oneshotted me.. yeah he's going to use that. Also let's not forget since he can make water daggers, he can probably also make water ammos. Less lethal maybe...MAYBE. [he's also that little bitch who always brings those high pressured pichkari.] (Supporting childe slander on this blog 💯🤌)

Zhongli is one of the old people who play sookhi holi. Oh no somebody drenched him. War flashbacks w osial are coming back 😨. But anyways old man definitely was one of the people who didn't get wet at all. (HOW THE FUC-🤬). Also I want to see this man in a white kurta and colour on his face😍. Artists draw him now. This is a threat🥰. [Spoiler: It was Hu Tao who drenched him.]

Kaeya is that fucking pest who will throw water on you everytime you try to dry yourself. No wonder your dad left you 😒. He will also be one of those people who always use bucket full of cold water. Bitch 😐

Thoma is one of the nice people who let's little kids drench him. He'll definitely ask you if you want color on your face or not[#1 malewife + loml]. He also makes aloo pakode for everyone after the water fight. What an angel. Ilysm I'll def build you sooner or later 😍

Venti passed out drunk on bhaang. That's it.

Honorary mentions-:

Barbara- no more goodie two shoes sister Barbara.😊 Barbatos watch your back. This woman will not show any mercy. No need to be as tall as big sister now that big sister's bowing towards her. Evil barbara arc? New hydro archon. [Don't worry she returns to lovely sister Barbara after annihilating everyone]

Xingqiu- him and chongyun probably definitely teamed up and now it's a battle between Xingqiu+Chongyun and Yun Jin+Xinyan and hu tao [she's our one woman army]

Ningguang and beidou [step on me hot lady pt. 2 & 3]- beidou probably definitely pt2 provoked ningguang and now it's war. Qixing V.S The Crux. It's everyone for themselves. Beidou planning w her crew and Ningguang throwing water balloons from jade chamber.

Klee - she destroyed everyone and everything. Teyvay is no more. There's only an ocean filled with busted water balloons and remaining bombs

Xiao - poor boy doesn't know how to play holi 😔 love dearest darling loml pt.2 What is the use of throwing around water and applying colour to everyone. Verr had to explain to him [give my girl a raise mihoyo 😠] and now that the other adepti tried to apply colour on him he teleported away. As he should 🥰💯 sweetie,darling,dear,love,my one and only [along with 60 other people] .

Itto this man woke up at 4:30 am just to fill up bags full of water balloon and be loaded up with gulal. His gang tried to stop him from carrying so many bags at once but he didn't listen. He tripped and wasted a whole packet of water balloons. Smh. Anyway he made using carry the rest #stopushiabuse #ushilivesmatter

#childeslander

@neetra This is barfi anon here. Hehe it's my first time making a post so if your disappointed [just like my dad] I am shirking off all responsibility.

Also if you see this-:

Kaju katlis are superior or are we gonna have a problem/j [besan ke ladoo taste like sand]