#ALL of saruman's forges and shit were in caves under the valley. literally everything he built was destroyed in minutes lmao
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Still reading lotr for the first time, halfway through two towers and I'd like to report that this is the funniest shit i've ever read
#saruman really holed up in his nerd fortress like 'hehehe im so smart' and kills exactly ONE ent with medieval napalm#and the ents just redirect a fucking river and flood the entire valley like a giant soup bowl#ALL of saruman's forges and shit were in caves under the valley. literally everything he built was destroyed in minutes lmao#Team Cool Guys shows up and goes 'is no one watching saruman to keep him from escaping?'#and merry and pippin are just like 'there is a mile-diameter lake of muddy water around his house. he is very stationary'
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