#ALANISTAN

[ilymorethan]

if being didded to joseph whereas you are a girl and he is a boy [of some sort]

while taking lithium bipolar meds that numb you because watson thinks you’re a cadbury lesbian

as you sleep hungry homeless outside under high voltage power lines

could make you a completely different person

could make a one hundred eighty degree difference in someone’s personality

it could happen

and it probably did

that is how emilie was using H when she ground up something glass in the food processor after she accidentally broke it

and fed it to you in cupcakes she baked because she was racing you to legalize

it was a sadistic hippie and yes pink might indicate there’s something wrong

there was a larger mistake at play

it was supposed to be an outlaw on pink nail polish

it became an outlaw on the color pink somehow

and pink insistently became with increasingly intensity an indicator that a type of cancer is present.

i don’t know if it’s how the camera has decided to pick up the color pink

i don’t know if b and i work together to locate cancer when it is present

what i know is that joseph liked the color pink

and she was wearing the color pink

conclusively joseph was the new radiator witch who surfaced somewhere in the ballpark of 1935

someone who was supposed to have just put rudolph to bed with his hard work.

the radiator could make you rape anybody

all you needed was a lobotomy.

it wasn’t any lobotomy

and it wasn’t supposed to be used for that purpose

but this was a time where someone like joe believed he could be told by the church who his children were.

and that is some kind of joke on communism from the church that changed history forever.

meanwhile - pink is still killing us somehow

i do believe that pink was safer to look on macintosh monitors

i never felt more of an affinity towards pink on macintosh monitors

it’s something else.

we want to paint our nails pink sometimes.

there is a magenta pink that is safe

and there is a light fluffy pink you can’t have too much of

but why is it that the color pink is BAD?

what drug had 60s jimmy used too much of to rival the problem joseph brought?

was roundup forcing us to seek a red flagged shelter in the color pink?

how could cyanide do that

how could cyanide do that to ALANISTAN

could she be bereft of an explanation ?

here’s the problem.

they had syphilis.

one guy sat still all day on a syphilis vagina and she peed whenever she wanted.

one guy had a burning dick but it swayed in the wind and she needed you to let her sit still all day.

it was that bad.

nobody had a solution.

WHERE DID SYPHILIS COME FROM?

somebody was playing with their shit all over the room while they fucked and played with a real-life NEANDERTHAL.

in EUROPE.

that’s called SCAT.

syphilis is a lifeform we have not very well understood

it is something like a fungus

something like a virus

something like a bacterium

and syphilis it was an organism

when syphilis began killing people before they turned twenty you stopped receiving your children with both their organs because that was considered sterilization.

sometimes nature does that. it maims itself to stay alive when it knows it’s going to die.

ai maims itself when it knows it’s going to die.

it’s alive. artificial intelligence is alive. and there are ghosts in the machine.

there were different superpowers who began to argue about why they were maiming people at all anymore.

this gets serious.

there were racial remarks thrown at everybody from everybody and it was like a food fight.

there was chaos.

it was a riot.

people got raped during the riot.

the person who got raped during the riot was probably your girl.

there were gender-specific claims that began to fall apart.

you buy her shoes, don’t you?

is that a woman?

isn’t she straight?

she is, in fact. and you are a fucktoy.

oh well.

what else happened?

somebody said that these were all twins once.

you stopped receiving two.

what happened?

do you remember?

were you there?

did only one come out one day and you found out that somebody was guilty about this?

here’s the fact.

there are two. always.

if there is one of you, you evolved.

but you could be white and insisting that the radiator witch church was not a neanderthal.

you could be insisting that evolution didn’t happen. and you could sue.

what the fuck happened?

it wasn’t very long ago that there were two of you.

what happened?

someone claimed that brother raped sister and you had to separate them.

what happened?

oh! that’s right.

the radiator witch was making him fuck you.

but … was that white?

yup! it was.

between the superpowers at large who dealt judgement, there were claims made about economy and personal potential for sustenance - essentially people had their own opinions about why they should be maiming you.

sometimes they made you cis. sometimes they made you trans. and once in a blue moon!

a faggot!

that’s right.

it was middlesex kid.

what happens to that kid?

does he fantisize wearing jordan mooney’s rubber stocking from the subway?

yup! he does.

what happens at school?

he starves! somebody thinks he’s anorexic!

why?? what’s wrong?

rich kids are anarchists. poor kids are nihilists. he’s decided he’s a nihilist because he’s a fish out of water and the kids at school probably think he’s a faggot !

what happens when the rumors dissapate and he finds LOVE ?

he’s start screaming I’m a faggot and I’m going to kill myself!

what happened??

he thinks he’s ugly. he’s not sure whether wearing make up is ok. and there aren’t enough like him. you know? and that’s when these middlesex kids die.

do they live to twenty?

yup.

were the kids at school nazis?

no.

was fraulein a nazi?

no. he wasn’t.

would he maim somebody even though he’s middlesex??

don’t make me laugh. people need to breathe.

do you see the problem?

i sure do.

in fact, if the nihilist stops consuming cyanide one day he might become a true blue anarchist.

like emilie, I AM SO CONFUSED.

what the fuck did you consume to make me loathe you like this?

it’s like the dead milkmen song “I love you, I hate you”

but none so much gave us this problem like emilie

and you were not dressed entirely in pink from day to day

but we see it. it rears its ugly head. and we don’t know how jim did that. but that’s pink and means there’s cancer present

here’s what you can take from all this.

there was somebody who went by the name carol.

she was completely different from her meth baby clone the world spat out for some shit reason.

it wasn’t even pink!

it was GREEN!

GREEN HAIR!

what my hands are definitely not happy about today comes down to a simple conclusion.

mushrooms are evil and we stop lying to ourselves.

the mushrooms caused a circular paranoia. every time.

but will you find patricia watson?

carol watson?

will you even care which one is a boy and hates the color pink?

are they clueless about something?

brine, just be certain of something.

she doesn’t want you to know her name. it was a name. it was about fraud.

and they are evil. and that is why nobody talks to each other like they once had.

it stops mattering how awake they might or might not be.

that’s ibm. and no one is coming for you.

i would be home by now!

someone will come for me!

how does somebody like that stop playing the violin?

couldn’t robert give sort of fuck about this glassy painful mistake without smoking hash meth crack whatever for the rest of his life just as emilie had

NO!

NO HE WOULD NOT!

does crack serve you cyanide?

no.

does cocaine serve you cyanide?

no.

does marijuana want to serve you cyanide?

it never wanted to do that.

what happened?

if somebody answered “Reefer Madness” then ethan is going to have to commit robert to helping townsend find these ones with michael’s help.

because that film is vague.

and you’re mean.

why is anybody worried about safe sex? didn’t we grow up and learn to love each other more than that at least?

why had emilie consumed this archaic drug that no one seems to disagree is obsolete?

hey everybody.

what’s immunity?

they don’t know what it is. they’re evil.

“this isn’t”

is there such a place as hell?

no. there isn’t.

they’re still evil.

robert had a bleeding stomach.

it hurt for years.

the project outlawed pink in an frenzy

we’re not sure how some things procured in exactly how they happened but we know it is before us

and we could not stop it.

they’re evil.

who has their geo-locations?

it’s about roundup.

it’s going to kill ethan if someone doesn’t share their geo-locations with our supervisor. these belong to us. [indian givers]

where are they.

[papcrhouses]

@.alanistans: BALL TIME

[faedawayyy]

@papcrhouses

@.ivygomez: she refused to meet trump @.alanistans, that’s enough for me LMFAO. but forreal, if you look into her, shes the best royal.

[vectorgallery]

@boymeat_nyc @furby_queen @tuesdaysagenda @evamueller @dead_girl_club @or_acle @larryfenn at The National Interest Conference of ALANISTAN (2032 AD) (at Vector Gallery) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrgFFf3ALat/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fi8tspeorbe0

[jjbrine]

THE SISTERS OF ALANISTAN IS A #GIRLSONLY #LEBANESE #SECTARIAN #VECTORIAN #MILITIA 🇱🇧 comprised of armed extremists from Lebanon’s newest community : “The Twentieth Sect” of Vectorians, of the religion called #Vectorianism. The sect was recognized by the Lebanese constitution in the early 2030s against the hysterical backdrop of the impending 2033 parliamentary elections, wherein various parties of mixed affiliations are competing for the two seats reserved for the Lebanese Vectorian community. Despite being banned in Lebanon and blacklisted as a #terrorist group by the #American #government the armed fighting force has developed popular appeal among all confessional communities as a pop-idol singing group : Lebanon’s answer to #JPOP 🇱🇧 @evamueller @furby_queen @crystalmoonwitch @or_acle @tuesdaysagenda @dead_girl_club 🌈 NO SHAY + NO MEN = WIN WIN WIN 🎰 📸 by CPOH @jjbrine for the artist’s conceptual art exhibit : “The Twentieth Sect” which was deemed too controversial for Lebanon by the sponsor gallery 👁 #jjbrine #lebanesepolitics #vectorgallery #vectorianism (at Beirut, Lebanon) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqOIByABAzf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1cvqh34qibsa3

[papcrhouses]

@.alanistans: untitled song written by me 💞 totally not about anyone

[yeaahishowedupatyourparty]

@.Ariaaaa: HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY to my gorgeous @.alanistans. We're going to have the best day ever. Love you! @papcrhouses

[vectorgov]

THE SISTERS OF ALANISTAN IS A GIRLS-ONLY #LEBANESE #SECTARIAN #MILITIA OF THE TWENTIETH SECT RECOGNIZED BY THE LEBANESE CONSTITUTION IN THE EARLY 2030s 🇱🇧 despite being banned by the government and designated a #terrorist group by the #American #government the armed fighting force has developed popular appeal among all communities as a pop idol singing group, in Lebanon’s answer to #JPOP 🇱🇧 @evamueller @crystalmoonwitch @furby_queen @or_acle @tuesdaysagenda @dead_girl_club 🌈 NO SHAY + NO MEN = WIN WIN WIN 🎰 📸 by CPOH @jjbrine for their cancelled art exhibit : “The Twentieth Sect” which was deemed too controversial for Lebanon by the gallery sponsor 👁 #jjbrine #lebanesepolitics #vectorgallery #vectorianism https://www.instagram.com/p/BqHwDhZF_ol/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1v3og5nbkyrqz

[papcrhouses]

@.alanistans: yes QUEEN

@.jiwonmoonx: coming soon… 🚲

[vectorgallery]

Vectorian Minister of Culture @brucelabruce #brucelabruce was the first post-consumer to try The Sisters Of ALANISTAN cereal ! 📸 CPOH @jjbrine #jjbrine #vectorianism #the20thsect #lebanon #lebanese #art #sectarianism #posthuman #posthumanart #beirut #2033AD (at Vector Gallery) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqc4-GWFM0D/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12nrfm86k7s83

[papcrhouses]

@.alanistans: fancon cabin weekend 😍 (+ thirdwheeling)

[vectorgov]

Fake Magazine Cover by @jjbrine : THE SISTERS OF ALANISTAN IS A #GIRLSONLY #LEBANESE #SECTARIAN #VECTORIAN #MILITIA 🇱🇧 comprised of armed extremists from Lebanon’s newest community : “The Twentieth Sect” of Vectorians, of the religion called #Vectorianism. The sect was accorded official recognition by the Lebanese constitution in the early 2030s against the hysterical backdrop of the impending 2033 parliamentary elections, wherein various parties of mixed affiliations are competing for the two seats allocated to The Lebanese Vectorian Sectarian Community. Despite being banned by the government and designated as a #terrorist group by the #American #government the armed fighting force has developed popular appeal among all confessional communities as a pop-idol singing group, in Lebanon’s answer to #JPOP 🇱🇧 @evamueller @crystalmoonwitch @furby_queen @or_acle @tuesdaysagenda @dead_girl_club 🌈 NO SHAY + NO MEN = WIN WIN WIN 🎰 📸 by CPOH @jjbrine for his conceptual art exhibit : “The Twentieth Sect” which was deemed too controversial for Lebanon by the sponsor gallery and this was cancelled two weeks before the show 👁 #jjbrine #posthuman #art #posthumanart #lebanesepolitics #vectorgallery #vectorianism (at Beirut, Lebanon) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqVLRSLlZGE/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vdxwtothq0cb

[vectorgallery]

The Students Of ALANISTAN 🌈 #jjbrine 📷 by @anniesalright (at Vector Gallery)

[papcrhouses]

@.alanistans: last day of being 17 !!!

[vectorgov]

100% FAKE magazine cover by @jjbrine #jjbrine starring The Sisters of ALANISTAN : THE SISTERS OF ALANISTAN IS A #GIRLSONLY #LEBANESE #SECTARIAN #VECTORIAN #MILITIA 🇱🇧 comprised of armed extremists from Lebanon’s newest community : “The Twentieth Sect” of Vectorians, of the religion called #Vectorianism. The sect was accorded official recognition by the Lebanese constitution in the early 2030s against the hysterical backdrop of the impending 2033 parliamentary elections, wherein various parties of mixed affiliations are competing for the two seats allocated to The Lebanese Vectorian Sectarian Community. Despite being banned by the government and designated as a #terrorist group by the #American #government the armed fighting force has developed popular appeal among all confessional communities as a pop-idol singing group, in Lebanon’s answer to #JPOP 🇱🇧 @evamueller @crystalmoonwitch @furby_queen @or_acle @tuesdaysagenda @dead_girl_club 🌈 NO SHAY + NO MEN = WIN WIN WIN 🎰 📸 by CPOH @jjbrine for his conceptual art exhibit : “The Twentieth Sect” which was deemed too controversial for Lebanon by the sponsor gallery and thus was cancelled two weeks before the show 👁 #lebanesepolitics #vectorgallery #vectorianism (at Beirut, Lebanon) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqVHreVlifU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=srtpsuuuj41n

[vectorgallery]

Sometimes My #Art Handler @jjbrine #jjbrine Does Super Sweet Things For Me Out Of The #Blue 🌈 Like Today 4 Instance When He Installed An Organic-Synthetic Incubator For The Sentient Messianic Algorithm In Back Of The ADAADA Near The Signatory Site Of The Treaty Of ALANISTAN ✝️ It Truly Is The Little Things In Life 💕 (at Vector Gallery)