#A-league

[chaos-footy]

brisbane heat lost to the perth schorchers in the bbl grand final early this year with less than four balls remaining in the final innings at optus stadium (in perth)

brisbane lions lost the afl grand final to collingwood by four points with less that 2 minutes to go at the mcg

brisbane broncos lost the nrl grand final to penrith by two points with less than two minutes remaining at accor stadium (in sydney)

brisbane roar facing sydney fc at the australia cup grand final at allianz stadium in sydney you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever -

[aus-wnt]

[hyacinth--girl]

Only nice thing to come out of tonight was I got to go and watch perth glory win 2-0 but even that was hard to celebrate

[lovelylonelymoonlight]

Bruce unintentionally dissing the league while praising his kids is so funny to me

Bruce: we need an expert marksman for this job

Oliver: *getting ready to stand up to fully accept Bruce’s praise*

Bruce: Redhood will be here shortly. We also need someone quick on their feet. Luckily Cass is working on a case nearby so we can ask her

[moodyvoid]

DEADPOOL MAKING A DABI REFERENCE

[nando161mando]

Pro-homosexual forces stay winning

[wallpapers4screen]

[sully-s]

Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.

[frownyalfred]

imagine the “Robin meets the JL while Batman is away” trope but it’s inverted. instead of being funny and interesting and extroverted all of the Robins just bolt. bolt, hide, or fight. B told them not to ever let themselves get cornered and to run if a meta sets eyes on them. so they run, they hide, and they fight back with a tiny shard of holdout Kryptonite B had embedded in their gauntlet. they dig their boots in, clench their fists, and prepare to be immovable at <100 lbs.

[bauliya]

kendrick lamar wrecked drake’s shit so hard he’s trending number two on the white fujoshi website 😭😭

[aus-wnt]

Liberty Highlights Show | Round Eight

[logicallyblind]

I'm sorry, we as a society do not talk about the fact that in order to maintain his playboy billionaire status Bruce Wayne had to sleep with a lot of people,, a lot, of people in order to maintain that.

And I'm not shaming him for that, get your hot girl summer brucie hell yea, but what I will say is can you imagine,,,

How hilarious it would be that when eventually Batman's identity gets revealed- it's not the reaction he was expecting.

‘‘Oh my god. Oh my god, Bruce Wayne Bruce Wayne the the bimbo Sexy billionaire boy. He is the stoic hard-ass Batman. There's no way-”that's not the reaction. The reaction is

“holy fucking shit I've slept with Batman”

Three quarters of that city and beyond is sat in front of their TVs, their radios, their phones,, I don't care. They're sitting there, agape going ‘I have slept with the Dark Knight. I have seen Gotham's Bat naked on his knees-‘

bruce wouldn’t be able to look the justice league nor his kids in the eyes for weeks after the reveal, solely due to the gossip channels or smth

[godsplatter]

he needs a lot of rest before the big season premiere

[bats-and-the-birds]

Green Lantern: You know, most Superheroes are cornered into the job by moral obligations because of how powerful they are, but... aren't you just like, a normal guy? Do you ever wonder what your life would be like if you gave up the vigilante life to just take it easy?

Batman: Well--

Nightwing, suddenly vaulting into the conversation from across the room: No, no, NO, the last time we pretended to be a normal family for an hour, we played Trivial Pursuit and it ended with an arrow through the living room TV. None of us even fight with arrows. We're freaks that need to fight crime, don't take that away from us.