#A LITTLE SETBACK LIKE BEING A FUCKING IDIOT ISN'T GOING TO STOP ME

[magical-girl-coral]

Izuru's day off, or how Gin got a concussion right after waking up from a coma.

Izuru was nervous. No, saying he was nervous was an understatement. After his captain was in a coma for a week, his first day being awake in a complete daze, the second day being given to Rangiku, and the third day to Orihime and Tousen, the seated officers of the Third Division were finally allowed to visit their restrained captain. Izuru felt as if there were a thousand wasps were stinging him from the inside of his stomach.

"I still can't believe he agreed to meet us. It honestly feels like a prank," Third Seat Riku Togakushi said, and Izuru had to agree with him. Their captain had quite literally jumped from windows in the past to avoid social confrontations. Riku turned his head to their other men, "And I can trust you three to behave?"

Fourth Seat Akiko Hizuki rolled her red eyes, "For the hundredth time, yes. I do know how to be civil when I have to, you know. We're all minor nobles here. We learned to hold our tongues the hard way."

"Besides," Fifth Seat Taketsuna Gori added, "it's Asuke you should be worried about. He's the idiot that saw our five-and-a-half-foot spitfire over here," he said pointing at Akiko with his thumb, "and decided the best idea is to make a short joke as a greeting. You'd think he'd know better after leaving with three little sisters."

Sixth Seat Asuka Katakura's eye twitched. "Would you shut up about that already? My home was a fucking warzone, so we didn't have time to learn from our shit lessons. You try being fucking polite while growing up with three hellspawns!"

Riku let out a sigh as their arguing continued in the background. "I'm already starting to regret this decision."

Izuru let out a soft chuckle before stopping at the room. With a big swallow, he opened the door to see his former captain sitting up on his bed and watching from the window before turning to them with his usual fox-like smile. "Oh? I didn't know you were gonna bring a party with ya, Izuru. I woulda brought out some snacks if you'd have told me."

"You wouldn't have agreed if I told you," was the only thing Izuru was able to say before his throat closed up and body froze, his captain's chuckle making it even worse. It felt all the words and screams he wanted to shout all tried to get out at once, and he ended up choking on them instead. The rest of his men seemed to be in a similar state. Thankfully, Akiko was the only one who didn't seem to be affected by the tension in the room. Izuru saw her walking with confidence to their captain, standing in front of him with grace and a determined look in her eyes...

Only for her to take out a giant paper fan and began to hit their captain without any mercy.

"FOURTH SEAT HIZUKI," three men shouted since Taketsuna let out a shout for a laugh.

"YOU BETRAYED YOUR DIVISION," Akiko screamed as she hit him, "ABANDONED ALL OF US, MADE US FEEL LIKE SHIT FOR MONTHS, AND YOU GREET US WITH A FUCKING JOKE? I SHOULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW-"

"Fouth Seat Hizuki, please calm yourself!" Riku yelled out while trying to disarm her along with Izuru as Asuka came to grab her from behind, lifting her feet from the ground and shouted to Taketsuna to get his shit together. Instead, Takestuna continued to cry-laughing.

Finally, after a few solid minutes of struggling, Izuru was able to disarm Akiko and took the paper fan for himself. The room cooled down, with Izuru's heavy breathing being the only sound.

"Lieutenant Kira?" Riku asked wearily after noticing how eery the silence became. He got his answer when Izuru started to whack their captain.

"LIEUTENANT KIRA!" Both Riku and Asuka yelled out together.

"DO YOU - HAVE - ANY - IDEA - HOW - MUCH - PAPERWORK - I HAD - TO DO- BECAUSE - OF - YOU!" Izuru shrieked between hits. Akiko screamed encouragement and told him to "hit it where it hurts" while struggling against Asuka's hold. Taketsuna fell to the ground and lost his last shit.

"Lieutenant Kira, that is enough!" Riku yelled at Izuru as he held the latter back. Izuru struggled against the hold in the same vein as Akiko.

"Would you get up from the floor already, you fucking neanderthal?!" Asuka screamed at Taketsuna, who had that point, was choking on his own laughter.

Thanks to all the commotion, three members from the Ninth Division came to see where the screaming came from.

The Ninth Division's Third Seat took out his camera and a gleam of opportunity in his eyes.

"Captain Unohana said that whoever leaks information from the Fourth Division will be dealt with by her own hands," Shuhei warned his men.

The Ninth Division's Third Seat lowered his camera with shaking hands and went to look for some nurses under Shuhei's command. From the looks of the scene, it seems like Gin had gained another head injury from a visitor. Captain Unohana was not going to be happy about this.