#A LIKELY STORY but leave a message and i'll call you back

[derpoprime]

going to hijack this post and join freely, giving out tags to anyone who wants to join. this is a long one. i will be monologuing as if this is the wisest thing any of you will ever hear.

this bad boy dates all the way back to around 2019-2020, i wanna say. however. my username used to be "derpoisderp", with different variations depending on what social media i was on. derpoiswriting, derpoisvibin, etc. etc. the list can't be traced back. i've changed them all to the current version of it at this point, which is unfortunate history loss. sad.

back when i started out on the internet, a humble bicurious gender liberal girl of whimsy, i wanted to be approachable and easy to picture talking with. everything i did and said embodied this agenda. including my username. i'm just a derp, i used to say, i don't have beef with no one. i'm here to be dumb and love my friends. don't expect much of me was in every bio i ever had, it was imperative everyone saw me as utterly harmless.

fast forward a few years later, in the years 2021-2023, i was now looking for cooler branding (and was a tyrant evil boy on the side). i looked up the name derpo because, although an outdated word, i wanted to keep it; i know how much of a perfectionist i am, i'll never find anything else to my standard. quotev is a relatively small site. with a small userbase. there were... ~3-4 other people with the name derpo. of course, i jumped on that. i was one of the few who survived, and nobody did it like me — course there was only one way after that. i declared myself derpo prime. the prime of derpos.

i assume no one else wants the title because it's "cringe" now, which is also perfect for my core deep hatred of calling things "cringe" "bad" or saying you should never get near a thing or crowd / consume a media because you don't like what story it tells you. what voice it has. i personally am a hater of many things and will tell you so willingly and bluntly, but i believe all of those things exist with me in this world for a purpose just as important / benign as mine or a reason as explainable as mine.

for example — and i state this over and over again so people are aware — i don't enjoy sanitization or purifying or the avoidance of consuming things because "bad message / topics". but there is a whole community of people who do care about the cleanness of what they consume, clearly, i've seen them (they talk shit about south park, it's inconceivable to me). and that's a different sphere than where i am. and i like that they exist, because it makes one curious and aware that this world is a big place. humans are factions within factions within factions.

anyway. if that sounds high horsey, let it be known i consume trash drama media for fun on my offtime and avoid otome games like the plague. i am very not free from casual human overexaggeration of hate / ironic love. back to topic. i also considered potentially leaving derpo at some point, keeping prime, and jutting my name into the handle for a more "sleek, professional feel".

primolan. i just don't know if it has any personality.

Tag game🎉

Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!

For my name it was a nickname I was giving back in middleschool! One of our teacher had a system where we worked with 'wifi' eachtime we talked in class we lost a bar of the "wifi" (was a weird joke and we never held count on that) All the kids usually joked if they needed 'wifi' , they would borrow mine if they wanted to talk more. (I was incredibly shy in middle school, I only talked to like 3 people at school;^;)

They called me Ms. Wifi because of that. I just thought it would be funny if I put 'miss' instead of 'ms' because of my terrible actual wifi connection I have at home lol.

That's my story! Now moots, only if you guys want to, tell us your story.

Tags-> @slipping-lately @firequeenofficial @noagskryf @twinklstarrrr @halfbakedspuds @polterwasteist @rokushi-san @mygedagtes +anyone that sees this and wants to do this as well

[lucy---lou]

Part 7 Lucys-hdg-story

I turn and turn and turn in my bed. I grab my plushie and try to sleep. Sure it's only around 1pm, but I just can't. Not even a short nap. All my thoughts are spiralling around Miss Duralis and Ellie and I just want a break.

Sure I'm angry at them for ignoring my consent, but they won't leave my head. "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhrrgg"

*donk*I hit my head on the table.

"Cutie don't hurt yourself otherwise I'll have to call an affini to check on you", Habi reminds me, my Hab Ai. Yes of course I gave it a name. It's the only thing I talk to all day.

"I'm alright habi"

The affinis urge to help anyone is sure fucking annoying and their Ais too.

My tablet dings

and dings

and dings again.

I already know who it is and try to ignore it. Leave me alone I think to myself.

I manage that for ten minutes.

Ah fuck it what do they have to say. First check Ellies chat. That one won't be as bad.

Elonly:Hiiiiii, I miss you. I know we only met yesterday, but you're just so cute. Especially on Class-As you just wouldn't let me go. I hope we could cuddle sometime again.

Elonly: I miss you

Elonly: Come back and cuddle meeeeee. I want you

Elonly: And kitten is such a cute nickname

Elonly: Be my kitten and cuddle me

Elonly: I'll chat with you later Mistress tells me to leave you alone. Such a meany

Well I was sort of expecting something like that. But wow thats alot aaaand I'm blushing again. Can they just not make me feel like this all the time. No I'm not cute. But she's going to be sad if I don't answer.

Lucy-lou:Heyi, I was literally in your hab two hours ago how can you already miss me. You know I didn't want to be on Class-As

*ding*

She's really desperate °-○

Elonly: Yay you're there. Btw your username is really boring. I don't care you were cute as fuck on them. And you didn't tell when we will cuddle again.

Lucy-lou: Just 'Lucy' wasn't available so I chose this. Simple but everyone knows who I am. I'll maybe cuddle you when I'm no longer mad at miss Duralis.

Elonly: That's even moooore boring. How about cuddlekitten that's soooo cute and fits you really well.

Elonly:pout, I'll tell Mistress to make you happy again so that you will cuddle me. I demand that!

Lucy-lou: No that name is to embarrassing. I'm not a cuddleslut.

If you want to cuddle so bad why don't you cuddle some other floret.

Elonly: But pleeeaaaseeeee that name is so cute. I will get you to use it ♡♡♡♡♡♡. But I want to cuddle you, not just any floret.

Lucy-lou: Yeah right well see if you can convince me to change it. I don't think I'm that special to cuddle you'll find somebody better

Elony:First of all you didn't want to let go of me. Second your appreciation noises are just so unbelievably cute. Third you melted in my lap even without xenodruggies. Oh and you're hot aswell, I'm not supposed to say that but you're hot and cute and I want you.

Lucy-lou: Well thanks I guess. Sorry I have to go to an appointment. See you later

Elonly:Owwwwwww see you later kitten ♡♡♡♡♡♡ miss you♡♡♡♡♡♡

I don't actually have to go anywhere I just can't cope with her flirting with me. Aaaahhh stop doing things to my brain. She's making everything even harder. I can't become a floret and I won't. Just need some distance to them, thats it. Then those stupid thoughts will go away again.

I glance at my tablet again, atleast not getting spammed by Ellie again There's a message from Duralis she wants to make up to me and says she sorry for upsetting me and bla bla bla. I don't think she truly sorry. I ignore the message for the time being. Time to play some games again that'll sure keep any thought at bay. I turn on the TV and connect my controller and everything else vanishes.