#8ut i'm cold and wanna play elden ring

[lunaticli8rarian]

thanks 8estie! ^w^

anyway, ahem *str8ens my stack of papers and adjusts my clothes 8efore leaning in too close to the provided microphone*

homestucks have the attention spans and reading comprehension of a precious little humming 8ird and i will show you this right now, with my favor8 topic; vriska and (vriska) too many people love to read the vriska yells at (vriska) scene as vriska lashing out against a 8etter, happier version of herself 8ecause she's afraid of the possi8il8ty of 8eing wrong all along and admitting she's a 8ad person. and she's just faking her own development and happiness.

this holds a8out as much water as the idea that asuka reaches out for shinji in eoe 8ecause she genuinely cares a8out him, not 8ecause her life's currently 8eing threatened. sickening.

anyway, i've gone into detail 8efore a8out how (vriska) is a lying liar who lies to herself a8out 8eing happy, so if you want me to reiter8 that just ask me i'll go off once more. what i've NOT gone into detail is how everyone is just wrong a8out post retcon vriska.

people call her a regressed version of the character, who's lost a ton of development. a self centered 8itch who wants everything to 8e a8out her and can't admit her own faults. let's ignore the vriskagram, and the fact that she easily admits that she made a mistake to her own failed counterpart. she prolly just did all that to fake everything.

i'd need a really good moment to show that vriska meant all of what she said. a moment where all of her failings confront her, and mock her in the face, may8e do a stupid ca88age patch dance and air guitar. oh no

oh no tavros is simultaneously dunking on comic vriska and me, real life vriska. i'm eating my words like fine dining. i'm a8out to 8e proven wrong. so wrong i'll have to go into hiding and never show my face less i get dunked on again 8y f8cking tavros nitram. oh w8 no-

vriska just tells tavros "gg" and stops caring like a min8 l8er. oh w8-

and she's so over it, she's gushing over how cool meenah is leading the ghost army. sure would suck if she showed a more pos8tive reaction to someone else taking the reigns of an army she didn't muster up than some other "8etter" countpart of herself

anyway, that is the take. i h8 you all. i spit on you all. good8ye