#7 hours post event i need a smoke and 5 beers and to jack off and kill myself
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me after walking around 3 campuses for 6 hours for their university's open day
#IT WAS SO HOT OUT TOO a bitch was sweating like a wild hog#7 hours post event and my feel still hurt. we ran around so much to not miss the presentation times and my shoes were not built for running#who's idea was it to have both university open days at the same time. haha i'm just curious *cocks gun*#it was hot in the buildings and outside the buildings it was hot the whole time i wanted to kill#courtesy of my heat intolerance inducing meds 👍#there was so much information and so much yapping some of it just flew over my head#i was half listening half trying not to groan in despair and run out the building#i did come close to screaming at my mum after she insinuated i was massively stupid for the 49037th time. but i kept quiet to keep the peac#7 hours post event i need a smoke and 5 beers and to jack off and kill myself#stomping around and sweating my balls off and glaring for 6 hours while my family slowly trailed behind me#while i had to repeat everything at least twice while keeping an even tone lest they make me stop me walking and complain about my attitude#is some kind of new form of cia torture#the worst part of it all was having to repeat myself so many times. i love dealing with 3 slow to understand stupid fucking idiots
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