#507 guy & pat

[original-character-championship]

Bracket H Round 1

Poll 30

Guy & Pat (@blushingdread) vs. Chester (@animsay28)

507. Guy & Pat (@blushingdread)

He/They - She/Her        

Patricia Bee Lane is a girlie who got kidnapped, transported to a underground lab and immediately decided to break open the container labeled "Danger Do Not Release" bc she's young and wayyy too trusting. Luckily for her the person inside immediately decided she needed to be protected and took it upon themselves to start parenting her. Guy is the experimental amalgamation of multiple people and all of them saw this young girl who ran away because her parents were transphobic and thought "is anyone gonna parent that?" and didn't wait for an answer. Pat is Guy's sunshine child and anyone who attempts to kill her is going to be either eaten alive or a splatter on the wall (with!! Pat's eyes covered!! There is no need to scar her!!) Guy didn't have a name when he was first released and let Pat name him, Pat being a young child immediately named him Guy. Guy loves his silly daughter and would do anything for her. They are from a story that's horror based but not dark, so Pat runs around trying to befriend everything and Guy is aggressively keeping her alive. Guy tries their best to make sure that Pat is safe and comfortable while they're trying to survive and avoid being murdered to death because they are a good dad.

Please vote for number 1 horror creature dad and his  daughter who keeps trying to befriend the horrors, they are doing their best

Guy has dark grey skin, multiple eyes (many small ones on the right, one large one on the left), a shoulder mouth, a face mouth, and a very cute smile! (He's technically a kinda scary looking character, I hope that's ok) Pat is a young black girl who keeps her hair wrapped and always has a bright smile!! She mostly wears a overall dress!

508. Chester (@animsay28)

He/him

Chester is an alien who also happens to be a mad scientist. He’s  a pretty silly guy who loves talking about his work, but also has major mood changes and can suddenly switch from joyful to menacing. He’s also very clingy and loves touch, but always scares people away with his creepy vibes and no understanding of personal space.

Chester does not enjoy being made fun of or being called crazy. He’s very proud of his title as a scientist even though his practices are less than ethical and that he does not even own a doctor title. Chester has been working with a bunch of different superheroes and supervillains in the past and is quite capable of creating a strategy to bring a being down that might be more powerful than him. However, he recently had a shift in interests and is now researching the bond between author and character. Meaning he’s looking for people like you, dear reader. Don’t worry, he assures his subjects that they will all honored in the name of science. So, if you look for someone to finance your funeral: He will probably do it if you helped him out before.

Oh, why he should win? Because he’s my silly madman and part of my 4th wall breaking characters. Give him a chance!!

Chester can always be seen wearing futuristic clothes, most common a grey robe with orange markings and shoulder pads. Arms and legs are covered with tools, mostly having the color purple, dark blue and orange. The scientist always wears gloves whose palms are capable of creating heat that’s strong enough to melt metal. Most people recognize him by the sound of his footsteps from his metallic boots or the dark blue helmet with yellow visual he wears 24/7.

Because of his different anatomy, Chester can also sometimes be seen bending joints and bones in a way that should not be humanly possible.

No one knows how he really looks behind the helmet. Chester is also not allowed to remove the helmet in the presence of others since the appearance of his face causes people around him to experience extreme uncomfortness which can rise up to extreme fear, unconsciousness and lasting insomnia.

No one can describe Chester’s face as ones gaze always seems to unfocus as soon as you look at it.

[trillian-anders]

so a guy walks into a bar

pairing: lucas lee x reader

warnings: this is just so bad 😂

word count: 507

description: you meet the “greatest actor of all time” in a bar, and he tries to take you home

for @jtargaryen18​‘s 30 Days of Chris Challenge

note: i couldn’t help it. i had to get this away from me. i don’t know how to explain this. 

You just wanted a drink. That’s all. It’d been a hard day. A long day. The worst day. And you just wanted to have a drink. Why couldn’t you just have a drink? It didn’t seem like too much to ask. You’d done it before. Plenty times and you really hoped that today you would be able to do it again.

You’d barely gotten the sweaty bottle in your hand when he’d saddled up next to you. A gaggle of fans behind him all vying for his attention. And he wanted to talk to you.

“I’m sure you know who I am.” A smirk on his lips, “A-Lister, Lucas Lee.” A short man with a boom mic leaning in. You push it out of your face.

“Yeah, but listen—”

“Come here often?” His hand open on the bar and another man jet around his side placing an open bottle into it, while he lifted his hand to his lips. Taking a swing. Seamless.

“What the—”

“Listen,” Leaning in, someone propped a light up to where it just focused on his eyes. Like some close-up drama shot. “How bout you and I take this back to my place?”

“Take what?” You look around the bar, the fans standing silently to the side, observing. The film crew. “What is this?” Turning back, it was some other dude with a horrible chin strap instead.

“So how about it?” His voice not quite right, his face similar but not the same.

“What do you say?” Lucas asked, zipping up his fly as he stepped from the bathroom. His arm held out beside him; a skateboard placed in his hand. “How bout we do a different type of grind?” Eyebrow tweaked, he gestures towards the board and you don’t know what to say.

“Is this happening right now?” A hand to your forehead. Maybe you were having a stroke.

“I know it’s hard to believe,” He leans next to you on the bar, “But this is your chance to be with an Oscar winner.” A woman steps up and pats the shine growing on his forehead, layering more makeup. A little lip balm on his lips which he rubs together. The skateboard is gone. The beer is back. And the boom mic is above your heads.

“I… have to go.” Palming your keys into your fist and slipping from the bar stool. You’re stopped by his hand. And you glance down at his hip. Who even wears belt chains anymore? This guy was unreal.

“This is a once in a lifetime chance, are you sure you want to pass up on it that quickly?” He cracks his neck, side to side. And takes a glance up and down your body. “I could rock your world.”

“Yeah,” You laugh, “I’m sure.” The sea of bodies part for you to exit.

“Whatever, your loss.” A shrug and he moves on to the next girl at the bar. You take three steps away from the bar and stop. What the fuck just happened?

[isthisthingeven0n]

not who you think : d.d

brief summary: david sees you wearing his clickbait merch and approaches you with his camera in hand, planning on surprising you. only to find out you have no idea who he is, as you stole the hoodie after a one night stand 

word count: 507 requested: omg thank you anon who sent this in. I found it too hilarious not to write straight away I love it warnings: literally none

* masterlistin’ 

Walking through Chicago, you pull on the sleeves of the hoodie wishing you could disappear in the fabric as you head downtown to find the closest route back home. All you want is a shower, a coffee and to forget about that guy and his overbearing grip and attempted dominance. 

David is chatting away with Natalie and Ilya when Ilya hits David’s chest. “Dave, look.” Ilya averts their attention toward you on the opposite street. You’re wearing your earphones and keeping your head down. But that isn’t what they’re interested in, it’s the clickbait hoodie you’re wearing. 

“Should I go say hi?” David questions and Natalie shrugs her shoulders. 

“What’ve you got to lose?” Ilya tells him, motioning for him to go as David takes his camera out and starts recording as he crosses the street, filming you from behind as he turns the camera around to face him.

“She’s got my merch on, I’m going to surprise her.” David tells the camera before he picks up his pace and pats your shoulder. 

Taking your earphones out, you turn around and look at the man stood with his camera in hand. “Erm, hi?” You raise an eyebrow, looking at his bright smile slowly falter. 

“Hey, loving the hoodie.” He tells you, motioning to it. 

You glance down and look back up at him. “Yeah, I guess it’s kinda cool. Pretty comfy.” You comment, unsure what he’s doing or what he’s hoping to get out of this. “You need help dude?” You question, locking your eyes with his big brown ones. 

David smiles and a nervous laugh follows. “You don’t know who I am, do you?” He asks you quietly and you chuckle to yourself, shaking your head.

“Do you have any idea how pretentious that sounds aloud?” You ask him, watching as he nods and laughs with you. “Should I know you?” 

He shrugs his shoulders to you. “I’m David, I am the creator of the brand you’re wearing.” He states and you look down. 

“Oh, cool. Shame I’m not the one who owns this as I’m sure he’d be fuckin’ impressed.” You explain. “I’m actually on my way home from a one night stand, but I hope this was good clickbait for you.” You hold the hoodie up to the camera, winking to it before heading off down the street, leaving David stood still, slightly stunned. 

“She seemed cool.” Ilya crosses the street, catching up to David who is still speechless. “What was her name?” 

David shakes his head. “I don’t know. She, she didn’t tell me.” He admits, watching as you turn the corner and hears you yell at a driver, the sound making him smile. 

“Guess we’ll find out if she sees the vlog.” Natalie states as they continue walking in the opposite direction. 

“Yeah, yeah I guess so.” David mutters, hoping somehow you’ll find a way to see it, but who knows, maybe you were one of lifes mysteries left to be unsolved. Just a girl in the street, wearing a strangers hoodie. 

[tarafytheworld-blog]

Makeup Tutorial

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZotXHXSv5G8

Whats up everybody? Welcome back to my channel.,Today we are diving into this glamorous, glowy, peachy, smokey eye look.,I’m feeling the high fashion fantasy, and yes,,I might have sex after I finish this video.,But today we are going to recreate this look.,Now, I got so many requests from about a week or two ago,when me and Manny did our reading mean hate comments video,,you guys are all like what the hell is on your eyes.,So, today we’re going to recreate that,,and can we just talk about the glow for a second?,Like, oh it’s like burning my cheeks, my retinas are on fire.,We are using two highlighters today for the glow,,we’re also going to be testing out some new Marc Jacob beauty products,that have real coconut infused in the makeup.,Do they work or do they not, that is the question.,But besides that you guys, if you want to see how I created this fantasy,,then keep on watching.,Alright, let’s dive into this look.,So today, as you can tell, I have no contacts in,,these are my real brown, hazleish eyes.,Now, for a primer,,today we are going to be going into one of my all time favourites,,the Sicily Double 10 CR Primer this one is everything.,So I am going to of course coat my fingers,and rub this all over my face.,For a foundation today I am going to be going in with,something  I haven't really used on camera before,,it is from the brand Guerlain and this is the Lingerie Foundation.,Now this one is supposed to be a skin fusion,like texture where you look amazing and flawless.,Now let’s get a little damp beauty blender and get to work.,Alright now, for a concealer today,I am going to be going in with the new NARS soft matte complete concealer.,I used this the other day in a full face first impressions,and I was shocked at how,,like smooth it went on my skin, I was like, oh, okay honey.,So we are going to be dipping it again,,I’m just going to go in this is mine of course,,Im going to go in with the beauty blender and get some on the tip.,come on tip.,and I'm just going to take this and to it right under my eyes.,Oh my god guys, this concealer like melts into your skin,,maybe because the Beauty Blender is damp,and it like really works well with it.,Mmm, the only thing I wish is the shade was a little lighter,,this is their lightest shade, this is a number one,,I just wish there is a little bit more,but I’m going to add some powder in a second and brighten it and set this face.,Now I’m going to take my mac studio fix,and shade shivering white with the damp Beauty Blender,,I’ve been doing this for years,and lately I have kind of been you know, I’ve been trying so many products,I’ve been steering away from this but I’m going back to my favorite trick of really,like lightening under eyes and looking lifted,,so we are going to take that on the damp Beauty Blender,and what I’ll do is I’ll just take it right under the eyes,and I will press it in almost like an upside down triangle type of motion,and it just gives you in a look of like...,Oh, her skin is fetch.,Alright now we are going to really set the under eyes,in anywhere I put concealer, like the chin,,the bridge of my nose and of course the forehead,and I am going to go in with my favorite setting powder of all time,,the La Mer ‘The Powder’,and you guys know I had been using damn Beauty Blenders,forever to dip into the powder,it melts right into your skin and it is a nice little beauty hack,and we are going to buff that into the skin,and you can leave it and just have it sit there for a minute while it soaks in,and you can brush your way in a second.,Now I’m just going to take a little synthetic brush,and brush off all of the loose powder,and now its time to do a little contour if you will.,So today I’m going to be going with a brand new bronzer,that I just discovered at Sephora,and it is from the brand Marc Jacobs,,of course Marc Jacobs is exclusively in Sephora.,Now this is the new Coconut Bronzer,,look how big the packaging is honey, yes!,You know I’m a size Queen.,Oh my god it smells so good,,it’s like pure coconuts in your nose and this shade is called tantastic,,it is the mega bronzer and this is of course limited edition,in the beautiful white extending packaging.,Now it also has a brush you can buy with it,which looks something like this,,look how big that brush is though, look at that.,Now I think you’re supposed to, you know use the brush with this and go in,,I’m not sure, oh wow, that’s like a lot of product,,so I might go in just a little bit to see what it looks like,,I’m scared it’s going to be really pigmented,I guess there’s only one way to find out.,Alright, I just bronzed up my entire face,,we hit the cheeks, forehead, jawline and nose,,oh my brush smells like coconut, I’m like hungry now, girl fuck.,Now we are going to do some highlight right now.,My new favorite combination is,peach goddess with eclipse skin cross mixing these together,,oh my lord.,So I am going to take this on a soft A23 brush,and we are going to go into peach goddess, ahh hi.,Alright peach goddess is laid down,and now I’m going to take out eclipse and use a Morphe five 10 brush,and we’re just going to gently caress the moon and put that right over.,Ohhh lord, help me now.,Alright you guys have seen me do my brows a million times,,so I’m going to quickly do them off camera,with a little bit of benefit precisely my brow,and Anastasia dip brow and I’ll be right back.,Alright now let’s get these eyes started.,Today we are going to be using a YSL couture eye primer,so remember to always of course use a synthetic makeup brush,when applying any primers.,Alright now that the primer is down I’m going to take a Ivory shade,and put it all over my lid up to the brow bone,and I’m going to be really shady,because it is a shadow that I am working on for the fall,and it’s not final so no one go crazy and post about it,,or you can post about it because I love when you do that.,But it’s just a shadow that I’m working on,that I’m not going to show on camera yet,because I don't know if I am going to change it or alter it,,but the fun thing about lab samples,is that you can play around with it for a while and tweak it any which way you want.,So it’s kind of similar to my shade china white in a beauty colour palette,but it’s a little more intense.,Now this eye look is really simple; it looks a little smoky and dramatic,,but I really only used like two brushes and literally two eyeshadows.,So we’re to pull out my Androgyny eyeshadow palette,and today we are going to,,I’m feeling like Vanna White. Dah dah.,Today we are going to be dipping into only a few shades,and one of them which is the main star of the look is of course charm,,my favorite transition color for really any look,and we’re literally going to start patting this on our eye.,So you’re going to take the brush,,and you’re just going to start in the inner corner,and I’m going to go like this,and that is like a little place holder for where I am going to stop.,So we’re going to start there,and now we’re going to take this same bus with the same of course shadow,and we’re going to go all the way over.,And then you’re going to take it and I’m going to start going into my crease,and we’re going to go all the way in like this,and you’re going to stop it right outside of the eye.,And now you're going to fill it in and do the same with the other side.,So now I am just packing on charm all over the lid,and what I started off camera is I took a blending brush,and I just kind of feathered it out,barely with any product on the end,,you’re just going to go basically in little motion like this,,you’re going to blend up and outward.,And now we’re going to take a tiny little Mac detailer brush this is the 221,and were going to dip into shade dominatrix,this beautiful dark chocolate shade right here.,A little goes a long way with this one,so I like to coat the bristles completely,,knock it off a little bit and then this is really say,I’m going to put this right in my crease, so I’m going to tilt my head up a little bit,so we’re just going to massage this into the crease,and give us that really dramatic look.,Alright now this eye look is almost done,,we just got to smoke out the under,,but before I so that I am just going to go back into eclipse really quickly,with the brush we put on the primer.,And we’re just going to go right below the brow bone,and we’re just going to pack on some eclipse,right on the arch of the brow,just so it gives a more uplifted look.,Alright now we are going to go in with,one of my all time favorite black eye liners this is smoulder from Mac,and I am just going to put this on my waterline quickly and then get to smokin.,Alright now I’m going to go back in with charm,we’re just going to place this right below the waterline,and just drag it out,and sometimes I like to tilt my head so there’s no fallout.,Alright so I’m going to take another tiny little brush,,this is the Morphe 507,and I’m going to go back into dominatrix for one split second,and I’m literally just going to brush right below where I put smoulder,,only like barely,so it’s only going to give you a little bit of a liner effect,but like barely like a little detail I want to add.,Ohh, hi there.,Now it is prime support master,so of course y’all know about to go in with my benefit roller lash mascara,and then we’re going to put on some falsies, so let’s get to it.,Alright, now I’m going to quickly pop on some lashes,and today I’m going to go in with the lily lashes in style Miami .,These are really gorgeous but not too dramatic,,I want the eyes to really have a moment I was like,,hi I’m peachy and I’m here bitch.,So I’ll be right back.,Alright, lashes are on, now it’s time for the lips.,Today I’m going to be going in with the Marc Jacobs liquid lip cream in shade,,what is this one called again, your’s to try.,This is a beautiful, warm toned, nude color,,I think it’s going to go perfect with this eye look.,Alright lips are on, oh I love a color combo right now.,Alright I think the only thing left to do is set the face,and not to sound like this is a coconut March Jacobs whore ad,,but they also came out with a brand new setting spry,and I just got this stuff in the mail right before I filmed this,,so I though why not, let’s give this stuff a whirl.,Now you will see some missing because I was trying out the pump,,I heard so many mixed reviews online,and I saw my girl Jacqueline Helene snapchatted a few weeks ago using this,and a lot of people were saying,that the spray came out like really like I guess intense.,I noticed that if you don’t press down all the way,,it does kind of shoot out, so quick advice for anyone,that has this or is about to try it,,you have to go all way down and then it creates a beautiful fine mist.,So I saw a lot of people just kind of like,venting or asking me have I tried this yet,,so I haven’t tried it on my face I just sprayed it a million times.,So let’s see what happens.,Oh it smells so good.,I forgot to tell you what this is called you guys, sorry,,this is the perfecting coconut setting mist...,recover is what it says on the bottom.,Now I am noticing that it didn’t completely dry down my forehead area,but the rest of my face it did,so I’m just going to take this Beauty Blender,and just kind of buff out those little light coats,,almost like droplets on my forehead,and there we go it is blended, pretty blended.,Now the settings also said that it’s supposed to lock in your makeup for like 24 hours, I’m like girl,,I ain’t wearing makeup for more than six hours.,But I will let you guys know that in the description box,if this worked for me or not, but it smells amazing,,I mean all the coconut stuff is just like,,I don’t know, I’m like hungry right now,,craving a chocolate bar with some coconut shavings on it.,But I’m with you guys, I think that this look is almost complete,,I want to change my hair and do something different,because so many of you are like,,girl where’s your slay intro shots, where’s the fucking wigs.,Well be right back then.,And this is the final look I am feeling this high fashion glam moment.,Look at this hair bitch, slayed by David Scissorhands.,Don’t fucking play me baby.,I love this look I feel like I could wear this anywhere,,to Walmart, to the grocery store, to a fashion show in New York.,I’m just feeling myself right now,but I hope you guys love the final look.,I had so much fun filming it.,I would love it if you guys recreated this look,if you have the Androgyny palette,,dip into some charm honey and create some magic.,Thank you guys so much for watching this video,as always you guys are the best.,I will see you on the next video.,Mwah. Bye guys.

[original-character-championship]

Bracket H Second Half!!!

These ocs start competing on tuesday 25th at 5pm gmt!!!

481. Lassie Rigger (@the-strawberry-mushroom)

482. Kayden Festini (@banitheinabi)

483. Captain Asu Naji (@zombiesama)

484. Blitz Creed (@blurrymango)

485. Ember (@stars-and-embers)

486. SAPPHIRUS (@deroderbs)

487. 56 (@waddledoodledee)

488. Moon (@clownmoontoon)

489. Arioch (@gay-frog-search-history)

490. Samuel & Isabelle (@picatchu)

491. Irving Pasternak (@helldenizen)

492. Arumi & Tetsuo (@nassilove)

493. Fox (@tk-duveraun)

494. Day the Knight (@poicyss)

495. Skitt & Ena & Olive (@bootsieboots)

496. Apricity Nix (@decapod-appreciator)

497. Valentine (@teamiibo)

498. Kroma (@the-enby-bird)

499. Doronth god of death - Dory for short (@madphantom)

500. Vulfrix (@luckiestplant)

501. Chae-Yeong Vermeil (@eumenidaes)

502. Connie Andes (@sixofshadowandbone)

503. Flint Lock (@ratpunksdraw)

504. Project 03 or just Three (@whitewomansonicfan)

505. Paws (@zero-1234)

506. Oamar Wood & Laplaces Angel & Hands the bat (@pey-no-attention-to-me)

507. Guy & Pat (@blushingdread)

508. Chester (@animsay28)

509. Blair Vasquez (@micr0machine)

510. Greed (@prettykittylinn)

511. Spectrum (@skyereadsandcommitsartcrimes)

512. Greta Du Pont (@gucciguccigarbage)