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A full naps rest
#dreamworks trolls#trolls#trolls poppy#trolls branch#broppy#trolls fanart#feelin real sleepy#they've got two pairs of pajamas#one for poppy's pod and one for branch's bunker#their naps can go two ways#either full of the sweetest most intimate embraces or well...#during those naps branch has a 50/50 chance of either being smacked in the face or becoming prey to the worlds loudest boa constrictor#he wouldn't have it any other way#naps are so nice when its cold#really wanna take one rn#excuse the messiness#my art <3
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Stupid shitpost comic before i go and honk shnoo mimimi
#artists on tumblr#citricdialphones#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf#dsaf fanart#dsaf jack#jack kennedy#dsaf phone guy#dsaf harry#harry fitzgerald#its a 50/50 chance jack ACTUALLY misses peter OR he is simply doing this to fuck with harry. either way Peter enjoys a bit of weezer#and you can take this hc out of my cold dead HANDS.
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You ever think abt how shocked the clones must've been who met the young Jedi padawans, the like 12-13 year olds. These men go off from Kamino having been teached that they'll be lead into battle by strong wise Jedi- and they meet their Jedi. And sure, there is a good chance their general will fit the "strong and wise" thing, but THE CHILD WHO'S ALSO A JEDI NEXT TO THEM DEFINITELY DOESN'T. Imagine shinies just kinda staring at their padawan-commander silently asking themselves if somehow they ended up at the wrong adress. But NOPE. This is actually serious. One of their Jedi leaders in an actual child. You can't tell me that there wasn't atleast SOME confusion among the clones. They DID NOT expect the padawans.
#star wars#clones#also the 50% chance of the clones ending up co-parenting said padawan#the other 50% become either brother or uncle figures to the kid#who by the way still is supposed to be their commanding officer#they were expecting to dutifully follow a jedi's orders#not having to tell them to eat their vegetables under threat of them not getting desert
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maybe i should start going to therapy again. maybe.
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habeas corpus – detective comics #1086
(ID in alt!)
#loved this back up feature so much and seeing that bruce timm shit made me annoyed enough to actually transcribe it#first the way hes depicted as having to stand trial and ARGUE and fight for the rights of using the coin#rather than it just being a compulsion and something he must do before a decision....#like every time. every time when he's 'leaving it up to chance'—thats a time when harvey won. thats a time when harvey fought for the right#to use the coin and make it at least a 50/50 chance instead of 'crawling away until the hard part is done' like two face pushed for#every single time. regardless of the results regardless of knowing theres only a halfway chance of it actually achieving anything#or lessening the damage two face can/will do. every time hes fighting for and still believing in a fair trial and that everyone deserves on#it isnt him being weak. it isnt him avoiding responsibility. its him fighting and forcing and pushing for it as hes internally at war#with himself 24/7. even when two face wins he doesnt give up & continues to fight for what he believes in despite the injustice done to him#the way he tells Judge Janus that it isnt about HIM (himself!) while defending the right of existence to the jury of other societal rejects#the way he gestures to himself only at the very end. he asks the judge does that sound like anyone he knows and janus replies in two faces#voice but harvey keeps going. he keeps fighting for others. but at the end in actually acknowledging two face being part of him#(and by extension harvey being part of two face) and how harvey is fighting just as much to have a place as two face is#(but more within his own mind & upholding his belief system still despite knowing how it continues to fail them) and just FUCK#and two faces snaps! how theres no jurisprudence system above there either ! just no one will admit it!#how harvey knows!!! look what happened to him when he was doing the right thing!#look how many criminals and mob bosses paid their way out! look how the police are corrupt!#but still believing in it and how a system has to be in place despite being a direct victim of it as well and just GOD#I LOVE YOU GOOD HEARTED AND WANTING TO HELP PEOPLE HARVEY DENT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS TO ME !!!!!!!!#taking away how he genuinely wanted to help people and bring wrongs to rights takes away literally everything hes built on#it takes away the entire fucking tragedy of his character (and in many ways it changes how bruce himself operates and believes because#harvey WAS a good man doing everything by the books. he was trying to bring justice in the 'right way' and believed in the system. he was#what people tell bruce he should be and look where it got him. look how the system failed 'even the good ones' because the system itself is#corrupt. it isnt flawed—it was operated to oppress and thats why it cant just be fixed but must be entirely rebuilt and why bruce must#operate outside of it. it also gives more depth because harvey is one of batmans first and biggest failures. he didnt protect him.#he didnt save his parents as a helpless child (as bruce) but he couldn't save his parents as BATMAN.#it wasnt just random chance like his parents tragedy but this was calculated and something bruce didnt stop. its ALWAYS going to eat at#him if he could of prevented it by telling harvey his identity. by doing something different. by being more prepared or somehow#knowing it was going to happen. harvey is the face of tragedy in so many ways that cant fit in these messy rambly tags but its ALLL!!!!!!!#bc harv was (and still is despite it all! despite two face!) a good man!! because he originally was a glimmer of hope to bruce & the city!!
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I love neurodivergent people who aren't queer but their whole friend group is because queer people like neurodivergent people also question and break social structures and norms
#i mean theres like a 50% chance theyre trans and havent realised it yet#either way#pillars of society#neurodivergence#queer
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nobody warns you about the loneliness that comes with working the night shift
#you get home and you've still got some energy so you don't go to bed right away#but your friends are either already in bed or heading there#and you're left to sit in silence for another three hours until you finally trudge off to bed yourself#i realized on the way home that im paying $50 a month for unlimited talk and text#when i don't call or text people near enough times for unlimited to even be useful to me#nobody's exactly blowing up my phone for a chance to talk to me#cj talks#ignore me its 3am and im sleepy and i want someone to sit and look at the stars with me
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i think the fell xenologue does a great job at characterizing some of the royals beyond the vanilla game mostly because every single royal has like one or two core principles that really make them who they are and so getting rid of those one or two things completely converts them into a completely different person. like alcryst losing his self doubt, celine loses her empathy, hortensia loses her resilience, etc etc. but i think my favorite version of this has to be fogado, who has in my opinion the most drastic change. i think all of the other royals have very outward presenting traits that you can easily catch onto and see theyve lost. but fogado is just a little different, because what fell fogado lacks isnt really a trait; he loses his sense of love. (rest under the cut bc it turned into an essay. my bad also fell xenologue spoilers obvs)
“our” fogado (?? idk how to differentiate between them. work with me here) is not an easy person to read in universe. he makes it very clear in chapter 13 that he’s pretty good at deception and is very willing to make use of that skill. his supports with timerra and pandreo also tell us he’s gotten used to keeping up a specially crafted persona meant to kind of suppress his feelings (that timerra and pandreo can see through but. like 1. theyre smart 2. sister and bff ok moving on). but he doesn’t do it out of malice or because he just likes being tricky, he lies because he loves. everything in fogado’s life is shaped by what he loves: his country, his friends, and his sister. every single motivation he has is fueled by this: the constant partying, how often he leaves the castle, all his acting. its even in his goddamn class name (cupido) and birthday (feb 14) if you needed the game to spell it out for you
so thats why when we get to the fell xenologue, the fogado we meet is changed in that one specific way: his love is gone. we know this because of a few things, the first of which is that he is honest. aside from the robe (in which he is assassinating someone! but also. lets be so honest with ourselves here. you can see his fucking face) he’s immediately upfront with his intentions: he wants the bracelets, he wants power, and he wants you to die. and thats it. he just kind of hands you that information, and then fucks off when you win. on what earth would our fogado do that? dude wouldnt even tell you if he broke his leg, he just partied a little hard last night. but thats just it isnt it? our fogado lies because he loves people, hes protecting them. fell!fogado is transparent because he’s not protecting anyone, he doesn’t care.
but the biggest kicker in fell!fogado’s lack of love is in his interaction with our timerra. our fogado loves his sister more than anything, as he literally plans his entire life around making HER life easier. he sacrifices even just spending time with her just because he needs to make sure hes fully prepared to keep her safe (not that timerra wants that for him but he doesnt really get that. which is another topic i could dive into but this post is long enough lets not make it a novel). fell!fogado though? well you see–
any love fogado holds for his sister, or any love at all really, is just not present in fell!fogado. and you could say that maybe its just because of the corruption, but then why do we still see love between the fierenese and brodian siblings? even fell!timerra still loves her brother if her conversation with our fogado is anything to go off of. but the writers know that fogado lives and dies on his love for people, its his entire being and so much more so than the rest of the cast. which is why thats what had to change in him for the fell xenologue. it wasnt really just a flip of the switch haha murder thing (though. it could have been handled better. lets be real) but it was the loss of everything that makes fogado him. and i think the fact that this gets to be highlighted in the dlc just makes base game fogado all that much more interesting, because it cements his motivation now that we know what he's like without it. fogado is a guy driven by love and its just fucking great
#fe fogado#ann gets engaged#im not really sure what compels me to type up gigantic rambles in the middle of the night but. whatever#anyways so next up on the agenda: my argument for why hes aroace—#ok kidding bc thats purely headcanon and has nothing to do with fogados motivations but cmon. let a girl dream.#anyways when i first started typing this out it was supposed to be like. four sentences about me liking the contrast between the fogados#whoops!#my hand mustve slipped#but idk i just like. i like talking about fogado bc i feel like not enough people really do#and like theres discussion about him but its usually either shipping stuff or unit viability#both of which are valid! its just that in those discussions fogado as a character takes a backseat#which is j such a shame bc. grerahhekkdke hes sooo compelling. im putting him in my washing machine#oh and then theres the racism in the fandom but. wow. fe fans and racism noooo way. so shocked#/s if that wasnt obvious#and THEN if there is discussion about him as a person theres like 50% chance its j ‘oh hes claude 2’#which i have already expressed my frustration about as i love both of them and theyre j. so not the same.#but people assume bc they know claude they know fogado and thats just not true. its so not true.#whatever im not trying to make the tags longer than the post i just think fogado is neat :)#engage fav? yeah. top 10 fe character? ykw. probably#ok goodnight
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If you're still accepting 5 sentence prompts,,, riddler and body worship maybe? 👀
Have some Eddie worshipping 👀💦😈
"When you lie under me like this, it reminds me of how fascinatingly similar pleasure and engineering truly is."
A gloved hand glides across your slit, meeting absolutely no resistance as you spread your legs further and allow him to press his fingers within you, your walls fluttering to swallow him greedily.
"A few manipulations here," Edward muses as his fingers curl and his free hand tweaks your pebbled nipple, "a stiff pull there, and then all it takes is a simple press of a button to have you pliant in my hands."
At the last statement, his thumb moves to brush cruel, firm circles around your clit and a yelp breaks free of your throat at the sudden sharp pleasure- the stimulation almost too intense as your body writhes in place beneath his emerald gaze.
"Your pleasure is a challenge, but one which deserves to be a task which is savoured by a true master."
#50 50 chance either way lol#edward nygma#riddler#riddler x reader#edward nygma x reader#edward nigma x reader
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jake has Known Hermit Tendencies and so he SEEMS like he'd be the type to be terminally offline out in a cabin in the woods not even looking at the news but hes also instigated flames wars for fun(??) in canon so i feel like he wildly seesaws between the two extremes. absolutely does not have a healthy relationship with social media. he will log on, slowly get more and more engrossed in some dumb bullshit, eventually he'll get way too invested in and involved in drama and you have to take his phone away from him. and he will completely forget/stop caring in a matter of days when he'll get swept up next thing that takes his fancy/seems entertaining to him. next thing you know he's moved to another continent or has dedicated himself to learning ice sculpture
#in the event of him being a celebrity on earth c this situation becomes ten million times worse but also funnier#the funniest way to interpret grandpa harley is as a genuine polymath with 0 attention span#anyway jake will go do something else but also he wont move on he will just occupy himself with something more immediately gratifying#he will never forget the username of that one bastard who disagreed with him about dc comics continuity#50/50 chance it was dirk using a sockpuppet account depending on how funny that scenario ends up being#either way he will Never stick around to deal with the consequences of his actions
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Xmas has already passed, I know buuuuuut...
Would Rime prefer a mistletoe (the traditional "kiss if you under me" plant) or a mistlefoe (the recent alternative "fight if you under me" plant)?
Omg I've never heard of mistlefoe I love that skfjghkfg
Hmm. She would prefer whichever would annoy Blaze the most in that moment LOL. If Blaze saw it and started a fight then Rime would be like nope, we're making out now <2 but if Blaze went in for a kiss then Rime would punch her after for a laugh (which would then start a fight)
But no doubt both would happen anyway >:3
#any time u look over at blaze and rime there is a 50/50 chance of them being either in a cartoon cloud of fighting#or passionately making out on the ground#and whichever u see it will just lead to the other anyway afhfkgj#this is a v funny visual btw i MAY draw this. i also may not but either way thank u i love this!!!#answered#rime the cat
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laying here in bed at 5pm on the 4th of July listening to the storm outside and seriously debating bulk-buying 90 coffee cakes. as one does
#Seven.txt#food mention#cw food mention#the price is fucking insanely low per cake. so it’s either the steal of the century or i���m gonna get ripped off#i can’t make sense of the description. it’s $75 for 15 6-packs. so 90 cakes. And free shipping??? i don’t trust it#it says that the ‘package’ weighs 8.4lbs. but then it says the package is 6ct. so is it 8lbs PER 6-pack???#THATS 126 POUNDS OF COFFEE CAKE#NO WAY THEYRE GONNA SHIP THAT FOR FREE#but. but if All 90 cakes = 8.4lbs… that’s less than an oz per cake. so like???#am i doing that math wrong??? 8.4 pounds divided by/into 90 cakes. = 0.09#wait. no. yes. bc. 1.0 is a pound. so. 0.1 would be. no wait r#wait that’s a tenth. i need a sixteenth#my head hurts#i gotta convert. hang on#gotta turn pounds into ounces. so. 8.4 x 16 = 134.4#then divide That by 90. right??? so. 134.4 ÷ 90 = aaalmost 1.5. so. they’d be 1.5oz cakes. tiny things#but the product image is of the 14oz cake. not the mini#and there’s no mention of mini. and even the mini cakes are 3.18oz#so what the hell is going on#smh all this just for some coffee cake. but no store sells it for 50+ miles!!! and i Crave it#am i rlly gonna risk this. i mean. even if it Is tiny cakes. it’s still less than a dollar each#but i’m scared they’ll charge me for shipping afterwards even tho it Says free at the checkout#i don’t trust it. something doesn’t add up. but the store has good reviews#the item doesn’t have any tho. i mean. they probably wouldn’t charge to ship 8lbs. so. it’s probably 8lbs of tiny cakes#:( but. but the image… and the description… hhhhhhh i hate making decisions#but god. the tiny chance of actually getting 126 pounds of cake for 75 dollars. imagine#could i even eat it all before it expires. sigh. man. it can’t be real. no way. not for 75 bucks free shipping#somehow i’m gonna get ripped off#not me struggling with basic math and making risky financial decisions on main
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i carted twice on nerfed (pre-fatalis) alatreon solo. do i stand any chance against full strength alatreon or do i have to get good first 💀
#idr my ranks i think its like mid mr 50s and mid hr 90s#also solo or in group....#im a bow main but i was only able to beat it with dual blades 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#not even gonna try fatalis yet tbh i have to assume theres no way i can do it yet#havent done safi yet either but i would also like to know my chances#would it be better to do safi first?????#also it took me 15 minutes. went online and ppl saying they did it in 6 or whatever like#BRO WHAT are you TALKING ABOUT 😭😭😭😭
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Why is it that any potential new project turns into hours of browsing art supplies I can’t afford and don’t really know how to use
#it’s watercolours#I don’t know how to use watercolours#gouache sounds wonderful but I like the little watercolour squares#so I prefer to avoid any chance of spilling paint all over#either way#unless I find like US$50 hidden away I should close those tabs#and play with my childhood watercolours instead#crafty me#art supplies are irresistible#texto
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genuinely wanna know what happened in like the past decade that fucking eroded the integrity of audio balancing on videos
#its like these days you click on a video theres a 50/50 chance its either way too loud or way too quiet...what fucking happened#and its absolutely horrible on here since theres no volume slider so i have to fucking turn my whole speakers down
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did anyone else here watch the one piece live action bc i actually really want to make AUs now—
#french robodog — che9:ooc.#and 90% of it is bc i am in fact down bad for buggy 😔#no like 70%#maybe 50%#but the damn clown is significant either way#I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKED OPLA i know the tumblr campaign sucked but i hope u guys give it a chance );
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