#5 × 32 cm

[nupaintings]

[jokeanddaggerdept]

[madamepestilence]

The Chemical Structure of Redstone

So I was curious about what the chemical structure of Redstone looks like, and Minecraft Education Edition, albeit unintentionally, gives us a canon look into what Redstone is made of:

In Minecraft Education Edition, putting a Redstone Block into a Material Reducer shows that it's composed of 31 Carbon, 31 Uranium, and 38 Unobtanium, which we can assume to be measured in grams

Dividing the Redstone Block into Redstone Dust, each Redstone Dust is then composed of approximately 3.4 Carbon, 3.4 Uranium, and 4.2 Unobtanium

Again assuming that's measured in grams, that's 0.17 cm³ of Uranium, 1.496 cm³ of Carbon, and ???³ of Unobtanium per Redstone Dust

So what does this tell us about the chemical structure of Redstone? Basing this on Redstone Dust's composition, we can estimate that each Redstone molecule is composed of 3 Carbon atoms, 3 Uranium atoms, 4 Unobtanium atoms, a little under half of the time it binds to an extra Uranium and/or Carbon, and 20% of the time it binds to an extra Unobtanium

This also has some horrifying implications for how Redstone works:

Redstone would be extremely volatile as the radioactive decay from Unobtanium and Uranium would occasionally release Helium ions through alpha radiation, sometimes breaking apart Carbon into two Beryllium atoms (as it absorbs the extra proton and neutron from the Uranium) or merging into Oxygen

So Redstone should, in theory, be extremely flammable and potentially explosive, which implies that cave static, or the player mining Redstone with an Iron Pickaxe, could lead to a spark that causes an explosive cave-in

As Unobtanium is just a placeholder for unobtainable elements (hence the name), I'm going to estimate Unobtanium in this case as Unbinilium, the placeholder name for element 120

Why?

I'm estimating the Unobtanium as Redstone as being larger than the largest man-made element, Oganesson, which holds an impressive 118 protons

Each valence electron shell, from innermost to outermost, can bind with 2, 8, 18, 32, 32, 18, and 8 shells respectively, so I'd like Unobtanium to be an element we haven't discovered yet, and consequently I'd like to jump up to the next shell

While I could estimate with element 119's placeholder, Ununennium, it would have one electron in the next shell, so Unbinilium allows for easier chemical binding

So what does this molecule look like then? Well, horrifyingly...

It looks like this. As Redstone forms in crystal lattices, and only two Carbon atoms are free to bind, I can absolutely see why it's so brittle that it breaks into powder.

This makes the structure of Redstone:

C3U3Uno4 (55% of molecules) C4U3Uno4 (13% of molecules) C3U4Uno4 (13% of molecules) C4U4Uno4 (7% of molecules) C3U3Uno5 (5% of molecules) C4U3Uno5 (3% of molecules) C3U4Uno5 (3% of molecules) C4U4Uno5 (1% of molecules)

An extremely radioactive, flammable, and explosive compound.

[vaxxman]

Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?

Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.

I hope this is the right meme.

More silliness below.

This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.

The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.

You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.

Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.

I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.

Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.

Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.

Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.

The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.

One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.

They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.

You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!

[dilf-in-peril]

Oh, hello there! So you've just watched CM Punk wrestle for the first time and you're enchanted with the way he suffers on his knees?

Check out these matches if you want to see more of that.

1. CM Punk vs MJF Dog Collar Match at AEW Revolution 2022 [link]

2. CM Punk vs Samoa Joe III at ROH All Star Extravaganza II 2004 [link]

3. CM Punk vs Brock Lesnar No DQ at WWE Summerslam 2013 [link]

4. CM Punk vs Mystery Opponent (it's William Regal) on WWE RAW #792 [link 40:45]

5. CM Punk vs Jimmy Rave Dog Collar Match at ROH Manhattan Mayhem 2005 [link] [link 1:49:30]

6. CM Punk vs Eddie Kingston at AEW Full Gear 2021 [link]

7. CM Punk vs Jon Moxley at AEW All Out 2022 [link]

8. CM Punk vs Wardlow on AEW Dynamite 01/12/2022 [link 10:40]

9. CM Punk vs Raven Dog Collar Match at ROH Death Before Dishonor 2003 [link] [link 2:32:45] <- 2nd link has more of the post match angle

10. CM Punk vs Curtis Axel (ft. Paul Heyman) on WWE RAW #1057 [link] <- this is a post match angle, I lied to you

11. CM Punk vs Luke Harper on WWE RAW #1067 [link 0:30]

[freshstitches]

Bear Claws was designed to celebrate the 10th birthday of the stacked stitch technique and the Fox Paws pattern. This engaging striped colorwork project features a large scale flame stitch motif. The pattern is relatively simple, using only a few rows of shaping in combination with color to create a distinct claw motif.

The wavy colorwork in Bear Claws is created using stacked increases and decreases. There are no loops on the wrong side and the wrap is very stretchy and drapey. The fabric is light and airy, not dense like stranded colorwork and mosaic knitting. If you're new to stacked stitches, check out my playlist on YouTube. You'll have an easier time with these stitches if you've tried increases, decreases and slipped stitches.

This pattern can be recolored in many ways, the coloring page available to anyone who wants to download it. You can use any number of colors you like, as long as they have good contrast. I recommend picking a Main Color that is not too bright or flashy in comparison to the others.

Written instructions are included in the pattern alongside a visual guide called a “stitch map.”  It's not the same as a traditional chart and is meant to be used with the written pattern. The rapidly fluctuating stitch count of the stacked stitches doesn’t fit nicely into a square grid. Instead, the map uses symbols and lines that bend and flow as the rows do, as they would in a crochet chart. The primary use of the stitch map is to show how each row relates to the last and to help you find mistakes and get back on track. 

Finished Size: 14 (23.75)˝ x 82 (82)˝ / [36 (60) x 208 (208) cm] rectangular scarf including fringe.

Yarn: Rowan Felted Tweed DK; 191 yards (175 meters) per 50 gram skein, 50% Merino Wool, 25% Alpaca, 25% Viscose.

Pink Scarf - 5 colors and 3 repeats wide

Main Color: Peony, 3 balls

Outer Color: Zinnia, 2 balls

Inner Color 1: Pink Bliss, 1 ball

Inner Color 2: French Mustard, 1 ball

Stripe Color: Barbara, 1 ball

Brown Wrap - 7 colors and 5 repeats wide

Main Color: Ginger, 4 balls

Outer Color 1: French Mustard, 2 balls

Inner Color 1: Stone, 2 balls

Stripe Color 1: Zinnia, 1 ball

Outer Color 2: Duck Egg, 1 ball

Inner Color 2: Watery, 1 ball

Stripe Color 2: Canary, 1 ball

Needles: Size 6 (4mm) 32˝circular needles, or size needed to obtain gauge.

Gauge: 16 sts x 36 rows = 4 x 4” (10 x 10 cm) square in garter stitch.

Other Materials: Tapestry needle, stitch markers, pins, blocking wires, blocking surface.

Get the pattern on my website and on Ravelry.

From now until the end of October, take 20% off all patterns, pins, books and stickers when you use the code "FoxyBday" on Ravelry or on my website.

Video Resources:

Bear Claws Playlist

Weave in tails as you knit

General Stacked Stitch Resource Videos

Yarn for this project was provided by Rowan

[ashleyrowanthewriter]

Porcelain Doll HRT Observation Report

Part I - WTO Foreword

The report is based on studies and observations performed by Dr. Pierre Oupée, Dr. Kotomi Abuki and Dr. Pirkko Osliini. The team studied 25 participants who underwent therapy including Dr. Osliini.

The therapy has been approved by the World Transhumanism Association, but every licensed physician administering the treatment has to report the course of therapy of at least 50% of patients for clarity of data. The therapy is to be submitted for reapproval once reports of at least 1000 patients are collected.

Part II - Recommended Psychological Evaluation

Before undergoing the therapy it is recommended to evaluate the patients psychologically. The evaluation should take three sessions, which should be performed in intervals of 14 days. The process of evaluation prioritises informed consent and letting the patient consider their decision.

The first session is focused on discussing the desired effects with the patient. During the second session the patient is to be explained about the effects of the therapy. During the third session the patient signs the informed consent file after which they can undergo an endocrinological evaluation and get prescribed the medications.

Part III - Required Medications

All medications are available in oral and epidermal form. It is important to note that the exact dosage differs from patient to patient.

Antihomogen (0,5-2 mg/week) - Humanity removal agent. Due to the anthropomorphic nature of the therapy it is important to keep the dosage low unless cross administering multiple therapies.

Antisomatotropin (10-17 mg/week) - Somatotropin halting agent.

Contostropin (13-22 mg/week) - Shrinking hormone. Due to the rate of influence the final dose should be taken when the patient reaches the height of 5-7 cm higher than desired. Further research is advised.

Tsichirone (17,5-32 mg/week) - Porcelanising agent.

Part IV - Course of Therapy

Phase 1 (onset on week 4-8) - Somatotropin in the patient’s body stops influencing it and constopropin causes it to start shrinking.

Phase 2 (onset on week 7-14) - Tsichirone starts turning the patient’s skin into soft porcelain. The effects of constotropine become amplified causing rapid decrease in height. The patient’s hair starts falling out. It is not understood what causes this effect, but it is observed that it doesn’t affect scalp hair. Further research is required.

Phase 3 (onset on week 20-30) - Tsichirone might cause the patient’s body to spontaneously freeze for a short time. The effect first affects small parts of the body such as single fingers to later spread to entire limbs and near the onset of phase 4 even the entire body. The patient’s scalp hair stops growing. It is not understood what causes this effect. Further research is required. The patient’s body hair falls out entirely midway through this phase. Tsichirone causes the patient’s skin to become more brittle. The patient’s hearing becomes more sensitive to high sounds. It is not understood what causes this effect. Further research is required.

Phase 4 (onset on week 40-56) - The patient’s body is completely turned into soft porcelain. While the patient retains muscle control for some time, tsichirone starts causing muscle atrophy and conversion of movable soft porcelain into immovable hard porcelain.

Phase 4A (10 weeks after the onset of phase 4) - The patient has to register in a surgery clinic licensed to perform dollification surgeries.

Phase 5 (onset on week 55-70) - Tsichirone causes complete conversion of soft porcelain into hard porcelain and complete muscle atrophy. The patient loses control over their body. Dollification surgeries become possible. The medication process is deemed completed.

Part V - Course of Surgeries

All the surgeries become possible after the patient reaches phase 5 of therapy. 

Articuplasty involves cutting the patient’s body and shaping new joints out of kintsugine. The joints become integrated with the patient's body after two to three weeks of auxiliary tsichirone therapy after which the patient is to undergo physical rehabilitation. Articuplasty is to be performed on shoulder joints, elbows, wrists, finger joints, hips, knees and ankles. If the patient expresses such desire, articuplasty can also be performed on toe joints, neck and some regions of the torso. The patients are able to use their joints despite muscle atrophy.

Voice box transplantation is not necessary for transition, but if the patient wishes not to undergo it, it is advised they learn sign language. The surgery involves cutting a hole in the body region chosen by the patient, inserting an artificial voice box and sealing the hole using kintsugine. The seal gets healed after one to two weeks of auxiliary tsichirone therapy. Although the voice box can be transplanted to any part of the body that is big enough to store it, it is highly recommended to transplant it into the neck or the torso.

Some patients express a desire for their post-transition forms to possess winding keys. In such cases it is possible for them to undergo winding key transplantation. The transplantation consists of drilling a hole in the patient’s body, constructing a key rail out of kintsugine, inserting the key and sealing the rail. The key becomes integrated into the patient’s body after two to three weeks of auxiliary tsichirone therapy, during which it is absolutely necessary not to touch the key. Touching the key during the auxiliary therapy may result in damage which may render the key unusable or require repeating the surgery. Winding the key seems to have no effect on the patient's physical state. It is however understood to cause feelings of relaxation. Further research is required.

Some patients express a desire for their post-transition forms to possess movable eyelids. In such cases it is possible for them to undergo palpebraplasty. The surgery involves cutting the eyelid rails into the patient’s eye sockets and shaping the eyelids out of kintsugine. The eyelids become integrated with the patient’s body after four to eight days of auxiliary tsichirone therapy. To ensure proper shape of the eyelids they are to be shaped in the closed position.

Part VI - Reversibility

The effects of the therapy are currently understood to be irreversible once the patient’s body enters phase 4 of the transition process. Further research is required.

Part VII - Contraindications

The therapy is not to be administered to patients with calcium deficiency until the deficiency is treated.

To prevent damage to the organism the therapy is not to be administered to patients with brittle bone disease.

Patients with any health conditions causing muscle atrophy are to be thoroughly observed by their physician.

The physician has the right to alter or completely halt therapy if it poses danger to the patient’s life.

Part VIII - WTO Approval

The World Transhumanism Organisation approved the therapy on August 2nd 20XX.

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Sorry, but I like the otherkin HRT genre too much. And while it will feel weird to self-insert myself into such a story as a receiver (because it seems my disability prevents me from gender HRT IRL), I thought I could write some lore bits to contribute to the community. It might not even be the only report I decide to write.

Of course, feel free to base your own story on that report. I'd be excited to read it!

[koch-snowflake-blog]

今森 茉耶は、日本のグラビアアイドル、TikToker。宮崎県出身。Seju所属。 ウィキペディア

生まれ： 2006年3月26日 (年齢 18歳)

身長： 164 cm

スリーサイズ： 78 - 61.5 - 87.5 cm

デビュー： 2022年

事務所： seju（GROVE株式会社）

他の活動： タレント、TikToker

愛称： まやちゃん

日本人とフィリピン人のハーフとして宮崎県に生まれる。

中学時代からTikTokで動画を投稿し始めた所を2022年10月にスカウトされ、現事務所と契約。

2023年3月27日発売の週刊プレイボーイ（集英社）でグラビアデビューを飾り、「宮崎のイツザイ」として注目を集める。

2023年5月、講談社主催の『ミスマガジン2023』ベスト16にエントリー（応募総数3204名）。同年8月29日、ミスマガジン2023のグランプリに選ばれたことが発表され、9月4日発売の週刊ヤングマガジンで表紙と巻頭グラビアを飾った。九州地方出身者のミスマガジングランプリ受賞は、2011年の衛藤美彩（大分県出身）以来12年ぶりで、令和改元後初となった。

小学生の頃から水泳を習い、中学ではバレーボール部に2年間入っていた。

趣味は読書、散歩、将棋、オセロ。特技は中国語、犬のモノマネ。

好きな食べ物は豆腐の白和えとごま団子。苦手な食べ物はプチトマト。

ミスマガにエントリーするまではファーストフード店でアルバイトをしていた。

憧れの女優は池田エライザ。

SNSフォロワー数は週プレ掲載時点で32万人だったが、ミスマガジングランプリ受賞時には63万人と倍近く増加した。

翌年（2024年）のミスマガジン・グランプリの葉月くれあは今森を注目していたことがミスマガジン応募のきっかけになったという。

　　

[iamjapanese]

Frankie Gao（Chinese, based in Hamburg b.1983）

Study of Volcano #5 2019 Graphite on paper 44 x 32 cm via

[bigboypussyhunters]

İSTER ANONİM OL SOR, İSTER İLETİ AT!

1- Hiç öpüştün mü? Öpüştüysen kaç kişiyle?

2- Hiç seks yaptın mı? Yaptıysan kaç kişiyle?

3- Farklı bir yerde seks yaptın mı? Yaptıysan nerede yaptın?

4- En çok tahrik olduğun şey nedir?

5- Seks yapmak için para kabul eder miydin? Paranın miktarı ne kadar olmalı?

6- En son ne zaman seks yaptın?

7- En son ne zaman mastürbasyon yaptın?

8- Mastürbasyon yapmayı seviyor musun? 10 üzerinden puanla.

9- Ne sıklıkla mastürbasyon yapıyorsun?

10- Aşık olmadığın biriyle seks yapar mısın?

11- Oral seks yapmak mı, yapılması mı?

12- En son ne zaman porno izledin?

13- Tanımadığın biriyle seks yaptın mı?

14- Öpüşmeni 10 üzerinden puanla.

15- Seksini 10 üzerinden puanla

16- Değişik bir fantezin var mı? Varsa nedir?

17- Bir kızın strapon ile sikilişini izler misin?

18- Alkollüyken seks yaptın mı? Nasıldı?

19- İlişki sırasında konuşur musun, konuşulmasını ister misin?

20- En çok girdiğin porno sitesi hangisi?

21- En çok sevdiğin porno kategorisi nedir?

22- Bir arkadaşınla yatmak ister miydin?

23- Bir kadının inlemesi seni tahrik eder mi?

24- Bir erkeğin inlemesi seni tahrik eder mi?

25- Hiç Tumblr'dan biriyle yattın mı?

26- Tumblr'dan biriyle yatmak ister miydin?

27- Cinsellik hakkında kimsenin bilmediği bir şeyini itiraf et.

28- Birlikte olduğun kişiyle en fazla kaç yaş fark vardı?

29- Birlikte olduğun en genç kişi kaç yaşındaydı?

30- Birlikte olduğun en yaşlı kişi kaç yaşındaydı?

31- En çok nereye boşalmayı seversin?

32- Birisinin sana mastürbasyon yapması hoşuna gider mi?

33- Mastürbasyon yapan birini izlemek seni tahrik eder mi?

34- Ev dışında hiç mastürbasyon yaptın mı? Yaptıysan neresiydi?

35- Herhangi bir cisimle mastürbasyon yaptın mı? Yaptıysan neydi?

36- Kaç parmağınla mastürbasyon yapıyorsun?

37- Hiç birine nude yolladın mı? Yolladıysan kaç kişiye?

38- Hiç tanımadığın birine nude yolladın mı?

39- Hiç tanımadığın birine nude yollamak ister miydin?

40- Arkadaşına bir anda habersiz nude yollamak ister miydin?

41- Yeni tanıştığın biriyle yattın mı?

42- Yeni tanıştığın biriyle yatar mısın?

43- Birisi seni nasıl baştan çıkartabilir?

44- Bir kadında sence en tahrik edici yer neresidir?

45- Bir erkekte sence en tahrik edici yer neresidir?

46- Erken boşalır mısın?

47- Grup seks yaptın mı? Yaptıysan kaç kişiydiniz?

48- Grup seks yapmak ister miydin? Kaç kişiyle yapmak isterdin?

49- Bakirliğini aldığın birisi oldu mu?

50- Bekaretini aldığın birisi oldu mu?

51- Bir hafta içinde tahminen kaç kere boşalıyorsun?

52- Bir günde en fazla kaç kere boşaldın?

53- Seksten sonra ne yaparsın?

54- Penisin boyutu mu, işlevi mi daha önemli? Neden?

55- Penisinin boyu kaç cm?

56- Sevdiğin porno yıldızı var mı? Varsa ismi nedir?

57- İlk buluşmada seviştiğin oldu mu?

58- İlk buluşmada biriyle sevişmek istedin mi?

59- Seks sırasında hiç video kayıt yaptın mı?

60- Bakireliğini/Bakirliğini kaç yaşında kaybettin?

61- Göğüs bedenin nedir?

62- En sevdiğin pozisyon nedir?

63- En sevmediğin pozisyon nedir?

64- Sana iğrenç gelen bir fantezi var mı?

65- Seni tahrik eden bir fantezi var mı?

66- İç çamaşırının rengi nedir?

67- Sütyeninin rengi nedir?

68- En sevdiğin iç çamaşırı rengi?

69- En sevdiğin sütyen rengi?

70- Mastürbasyon yaparken birilerinin seni izlemesini ister miydin? Neden?

71- Sanal sekste en önemli şey sence nedir?

72- Penisin ile oynamayı seviyor musun?

73- Göğüslerin ile oynamayı seviyor musun?

74- Göğüs uçlarının emilmesi seni tahrik ediyor mu?

75- Bakirelik önemli midir?

76- Bakire olmayan biriyle evlenmeyi düşünür müsün?

77- Telefonunda nude var mı?

78- Telefonunda porno var mı?

79- Nude arşivin var mı?

80- Sakso çeken bir kızı izlemek sana nasıl hissettirir?

81- Seks sırasında annen/baban arasa telefona cevap verir misin?

82- Hiç çıplak uyudun mu? Uyur musun?

83- Sütyenle mi, sütyensiz mi uyursun?

84- Öpüşürken dilini kullanıyor musun?

85- En sevdiğin pozisyon nedir? Nedeni var mı?

86- Bir kadının en çok neresine boşalmayı seviyorsun? Nedeni var mı?

87- Bir erkeğin en çok neresine boşalmayı seviyorsun? Nedeni var mı?

88- Son izlediğin porn videosunun linkini atar mısın?

89- Son izlediğin porn videosunun konusu neydi?

90- Vücudunun sana göre en seksi kısmı neresi?

91- Seksting yaptın mı? Yaptıysan kaç kişiyle yaptın?

92- Seksting yapmayı seviyor musun?

93- Şuan ne kadar çok seks yapmak istiyorsun 0-10 puanla?

94- Şuan ne kadar çok mastürbasyon yapmak istiyorsun 0-10 puanla?

95- Sakso yapılmasını/yapmasını sever misin?

96- Oral yapılmasını/yapmasını sever misin?

97- En çok seks yapmak istediğin yer neresi? Neden?

98- Güzel bir seks için en önemli şey nedir? Neden?

99- Seks yaparken ne olursa libidon düşer?

100- Aynı kişiyle bir günde en fazla kaç kere birlikte oldun?

101- Sperm tatdın mı? Tadı nasıldı?

102- Sperm yuttun mu?

103- Sperm yutmayı seviyor musun?

104- Anal yaptın mı? Anal yapmayı seviyor musun?

105- Hiç orgazm taklidi yaptığın oldu mu?

106- Senin veya partnerinin komik erken boşalma hikayesi var mı?

108- Seks yaparken arkada müzik çalmasını sever misin?

109- Seks yaparken sence prezervatife gerek var mı?

110- Public ortamda seks yaptın mı? Yapmadıysan yapmak ister miydin?

111- Sarhoşken seks yaptın mı?

112- Göğüs bedenin nedir?

113- Beğendiğin göğüs bedeni nedir? Küçük-Orta-Büyük?

114- Günde birden fazla kişiyle seks yaptın mı? Yaptıysan kaç kişiyle?

115- Hard seks mi, soft seks mi? Neden?

116- Grup seks hakkındaki düşüncendir?

117- Üçlü seks yaptın mı? Yapmadıysan, yapmak ister miydin?

118- Dörtlü seks yaptın mı? Yapmadıysan, yapmak ister miydin?

119- Üçlü yapma imkanın olsa 2 erkek-1 kadın mı, yoksa 2 kadın-1 erkek mi? Neden?

120- Bir köleye sahibelik yapmayı ister miydin?

akıma uyalım bakalım

[suticseeks]

İSTER ANONİM OL SOR, İSTER İLETİ AT!

1- Hiç öpüştün mü? Öpüştüysen kaç kişiyle?

2- Hiç seks yaptın mı? Yaptıysan kaç kişiyle?

3- Farklı bir yerde seks yaptın mı? Yaptıysan nerede yaptın?

4- En çok tahrik olduğun şey nedir?

5- Seks yapmak için para kabul eder miydin? Paranın miktarı ne kadar olmalı?

6- En son ne zaman seks yaptın?

7- En son ne zaman mastürbasyon yaptın?

8- Mastürbasyon yapmayı seviyor musun? 10 üzerinden puanla.

9- Ne sıklıkla mastürbasyon yapıyorsun?

10- Aşık olmadığın biriyle seks yapar mısın?

11- Oral seks yapmak mı, yapılması mı?

12- En son ne zaman porno izledin?

13- Tanımadığın biriyle seks yaptın mı?

14- Öpüşmeni 10 üzerinden puanla.

15- Seksini 10 üzerinden puanla

16- Değişik bir fantezin var mı? Varsa nedir?

17- Bir erkeği strapon ile siker misin? (Sana yapman için para verecek)

18- Alkollüyken seks yaptın mı? Nasıldı?

19- İlişki sırasında konuşur musun, konuşulmasını ister misin?

20- En çok girdiğin porno sitesi hangisi?

21- En çok sevdiğin porno kategorisi nedir?

22- Bir arkadaşınla yatmak ister miydin?

23- Bir kadının inlemesi seni tahrik eder mi?

24- Bir erkeğin inlemesi seni tahrik eder mi?

25- Hiç Tumblr'dan biriyle yattın mı?

26- Tumblr'dan biriyle yatmak ister miydin?

27- Cinsellik hakkında kimsenin bilmediği bir şeyini itiraf et.

28- Birlikte olduğun kişiyle en fazla kaç yaş fark vardı?

29- Birlikte olduğun en genç kişi kaç yaşındaydı?

30- Birlikte olduğun en yaşlı kişi kaç yaşındaydı?

31- En çok nereye boşalmayı seversin?

32- Birisinin sana mastürbasyon yapması hoşuna gider mi?

33- Mastürbasyon yapan birini izlemek seni tahrik eder mi?

34- Ev dışında hiç mastürbasyon yaptın mı? Yaptıysan neresiydi?

35- Herhangi bir cisimle mastürbasyon yaptın mı? Yaptıysan neydi?

36- Kaç parmağınla mastürbasyon yapıyorsun?

37- Hiç birine nude yolladın mı? Yolladıysan kaç kişiye?

38- Hiç tanımadığın birine nude yolladın mı?

39- Hiç tanımadığın birine nude yollamak ister miydin?

40- Arkadaşına bir anda habersiz nude yollamak ister miydin?

41- Yeni tanıştığın biriyle yattın mı?

42- Yeni tanıştığın biriyle yatar mısın?

43- Birisi seni nasıl baştan çıkartabilir?

44- Bir kadında sence en tahrik edici yer neresidir?

45- Bir erkekte sence en tahrik edici yer neresidir?

46- Erken boşalır mısın?

47- Grup seks yaptın mı? Yaptıysan kaç kişiydiniz?

48- Grup seks yapmak ister miydin? Kaç kişiyle yapmak isterdin?

49- Bakirliğini aldığın birisi oldu mu?

50- Bekaretini aldığın birisi oldu mu?

51- Bir hafta içinde tahminen kaç kere boşalıyorsun?

52- Bir günde en fazla kaç kere boşaldın?

53- Seksten sonra ne yaparsın?

54- Penisin boyutu mu, işlevi mi daha önemli? Neden?

55- Penisinin boyu kaç cm?

56- Sevdiğin porno yıldızı var mı? Varsa ismi nedir?

57- İlk buluşmada seviştiğin oldu mu?

58- İlk buluşmada biriyle sevişmek istedin mi?

59- Seks sırasında hiç video kayıt yaptın mı?

60- Bakireliğini/Bakirliğini kaç yaşında kaybettin?

61- Göğüs bedenin nedir?

62- En sevdiğin pozisyon nedir?

63- En sevmediğin pozisyon nedir?

64- Sana iğrenç gelen bir fantezi var mı?

65- Seni tahrik eden bir fantezi var mı?

66- İç çamaşırının rengi nedir?

67- Sütyeninin rengi nedir?

68- En sevdiğin iç çamaşırı rengi?

69- En sevdiğin sütyen rengi?

70- Mastürbasyon yaparken birilerinin seni izlemesini ister miydin? Neden?

71- Sanal sekste en önemli şey sence nedir?

72- Penisin ile oynamayı seviyor musun?

73- Göğüslerin ile oynamayı seviyor musun?

74- Göğüs uçlarının emilmesi seni tahrik ediyor mu?

75- Bakirelik önemli midir?

76- Bakire olmayan biriyle evlenmeyi düşünür müsün?

77- Telefonunda nude var mı?

78- Telefonunda porno var mı?

79- Nude arşivin var mı?

80- Sakso çeken bir kızı izlemek sana nasıl hissettirir?

81- Seks sırasında annen/baban arasa telefona cevap verir misin?

82- Hiç çıplak uyudun mu? Uyur musun?

83- Sütyenle mi, sütyensiz mi uyursun?

84- Öpüşürken dilini kullanıyor musun?

85- En sevdiğin pozisyon nedir? Nedeni var mı?

86- Bir kadının en çok neresine boşalmayı seviyorsun? Nedeni var mı?

87- Bir erkeğin en çok neresine boşalmayı seviyorsun? Nedeni var mı?

88- Son izlediğin porn videosunun linkini atar mısın?

89- Son izlediğin porn videosunun konusu neydi?

90- Vücudunun sana göre en seksi kısmı neresi?

91- Seksting yaptın mı? Yaptıysan kaç kişiyle yaptın?

92- Seksting yapmayı seviyor musun?

93- Şuan ne kadar çok seks yapmak istiyorsun 0-10 puanla?

94- Şuan ne kadar çok mastürbasyon yapmak istiyorsun 0-10 puanla?

95- Sakso yapılmasını/yapmasını sever misin?

96- Oral yapılmasını/yapmasını sever misin?

97- En çok seks yapmak istediğin yer neresi? Neden?

98- Güzel bir seks için en önemli şey nedir? Neden?

99- Seks yaparken ne olursa libidon düşer?

100- Aynı kişiyle bir günde en fazla kaç kere birlikte oldun?

101- Sperm tatdın mı? Tadı nasıldı?

102- Sperm yuttun mu?

103- Sperm yutmayı seviyor musun?

104- Anal yaptın mı? Anal yapmayı seviyor musun?

105- Hiç orgazm taklidi yaptığın oldu mu?

106- Senin veya partnerinin komik erken boşalma hikayesi var mı?

108- Seks yaparken arkada müzik çalmasını sever misin?

109- Seks yaparken sence prezervatife gerek var mı?

110- Public ortamda seks yaptın mı? Yapmadıysan yapmak ister miydin?

111- Sarhoşken seks yaptın mı?

112- Göğüs bedenin nedir?

113- Beğendiğin göğüs bedeni nedir? Küçük-Orta-Büyük?

114- Günde birden fazla kişiyle seks yaptın mı? Yaptıysan kaç kişiyle?

115- Hard seks mi, soft seks mi? Neden?

116- Grup seks hakkındaki düşüncendir?

117- Üçlü seks yaptın mı? Yapmadıysan, yapmak ister miydin?

118- Dörtlü seks yaptın mı? Yapmadıysan, yapmak ister miydin?

119- Üçlü yapma imkanın olsa 2 erkek-1 kadın mı, yoksa 2 kadın-1 erkek mi? Neden?

120- Bir köleye sahibelik yapmayı ister miydin?

Şunu buraya bir koyalım🤺

[theophan-o]

The Dnieper by Jan Stanisławski (1860-1907), the Polish artist, born near Korsuń (Корсунь) in Ukraine.

The Dnieper in Summer, pastels on cardboard, 34,4 cm X 51 cm (c. 1904). From a private collection.

The Dnieper, pastels on paper, 33,7 cm X 52 cm (c. 1903)

The Dnieper River in Blue, oils on cardboard, 23,8 cm X 32 cm (1904)

The Dnieper Limans at Dawn, oils on cardboard, 16,2 cm X 22,2 cm (1903)

The Sapphire Dnieper, oils on Bristol board, 16 cm X 24 cm (1904)

A Cloud over the Dnieper, oils on Bristol board, 24 cm X 32,3 cm (1903)

Paintings 2-5 are from an art collection of the National Museum in Kraków (Poland):

[lovezbrownies]

Yandere!Chief of Police.

Character: Grim Ludenhart, 32, male, 199 cm/ 6'5 ft.

Pretty mild tbh, not too yandere but there is a future work containing your life with him after where it will be darker hopefully. also my ass did not read through this so whatever mistakes i made please ignore them thanks!

Minors DNI!!

Word count: 1725 words.

Content warning: Lying??, obsession, stalking, abuse of power, age gap (5 years- darling: 27, Grim: 32), implications of criminal activity.

Grim isn’t one for love, even the thought of it was unappealing for a while. Up until he met you. Grim was known to be a stoic man, however stoic he can be he was still extremely approachable. Ironically, Grim doesn’t care for anyone aside from his family. Grim would be less popular if these nobles knew what he actually thought of them, due to his job as Chief of Police, he and the rest of the Board of Chiefs of Xelera are required to attend every event and ball that Queen Nia hosts. Although Grim hates Queen Nia’s events he also likes to attend other events that nobles would host and invite him. He only ever goes there to make sure unnecessarily rich bastards keep up their support of the Police, as well as to maintain a good reputation among the nobles, he needs their support for whenever someone dares threaten his position.

All in all, Grim despises the nobles he’s constantly surrounded by, including the nobles he’d publicly called his friends. Which would be why he found himself here, in a tiny bar, sitting in a tiny booth, his real friends around him, all being middle class “peasants”. He liked it here, he can be the small town boy again with these people. ‘’So he cornered me, and mind you he’s doing all of this over a cake! He goes ‘Well, Grim, good to see you! Uh, you got that cake recipe written down yet?’ Blah blah, this man wouldn’t stop yappin’ i had half a mind to smack him right then and there and tell him my ma made it for me!” A roar of laughter goes off, as the laughing dies down Grim flags down a busser working at the bar. He couldn’t see them all that clearly but who cares, he’s just going to pay and leave after all.

Well, he did care, and so did his buddies as they witnessed Grim become awestruck as he talks with the server, an attractive young thing, possibly mid twenties. “Hello! My name is Y/n, is there anything I can help you with?” They greeted the table with a warm smile, a notepad in hand, waiting to be given orders to fulfill. Grim, awestruck, sat quite for a second before collecting himself when one of the guys he’s sitting next to nudged him. ‘’Ahem, yes, can I pay my bill please? Bill’s name under Greg Hart.” Grim cringed, wishing he hadn’t made up a fake name in this bar, if only he knew there was love around the corner. ‘Ah, giving your fake name to the gorgeous busser, how absolutely romantic!’ Grim chastised himself silently.

You nodded, smile as warm as the summer sun, ‘’Alrighty, I’ll get you your bill, does anyone need anything else however?” Your pretty eyes sadly cut contact with Grim to look at the rest of the table, while Grim had been completely fixated on you, even as you left he couldn’t get his eyes off you, the way your hips move, the way you swiftly move about the tables littered around the bar, the way you lean into the bar counter, the way your head tilts as you presumably ask for a Greg Hart’s check. Grim’s train of thought was caught off as the guy next to him threw their arm around Grim. “Well, looks like Grim isn’t interested in us anymore!” The group laughs heartily and Grim chuckles in embarrassment. 

Grim’s been a regular at that particular downtown bar since he’s started Cadet School, which would be now be 14 years ago, as soon as he turned 18 he had applied and gotten accepted. And out of those 14 years, the bar only just started getting better when you started working there. Grim had studied your schedule as well as he could, what shifts you had, whether you were closing or opening on a particular day. He knows everything about you, seriously, when he went to work the next day he managed to find your information after skimming through numerous pictures of other Y/Ns who were not you. Grim isn’t a slacker, so he sent over all of your records to his personal laptop to look at when he gets back home. And oh boy did he look! Grim didn’t leave a single record unread, spending hours going through your school records, your medical records, every job you’ve had, he learnt your family’s history entirely, safe to say he unfortunately missed out on seeing you that day at the bar.

Grim doesn’t like going to the bar during the weekdays because his job has always been top priority, yet here he was, chatting you up on a tuesday, the bar mostly empty as you two talk about everything and anything that comes to mind. At some points you’d get interrupted by another patron requesting help, and when that happens Grim liked to glare at them as hard as he could, eventually most regulars learnt to ask for whatever drink they want at the bar itself. Your boss also tried to lecture you on how you’ve barely been doing your job but one look from Grim had them scurrying away. 

He hates the fact you call him ‘’Greg’’, he has been chatting with you for 4 weeks now, although it really is his fault he couldn’t come up with a way to tell you that he gave you a fake name and he is actually a fearsome chief. Don’t get me wrong he has a spectacular reputation, he makes sure to have the people’s best interest at heart, but he doesn’t exactly look friendly, a tired set of lifeless eyes paired with lips that never smile has made people fear meeting him. But that’s okay! You know him now after all, you’ve seen him smile, his eyes still look tired but at least they have light in them now! Maybe you’d be open to him if he told you the truth, maybe you’d love him more if you knew about how much power he has! So, as charmingly as he could, asked if you’d like to come home with him after your shift, you know as friends obviously!

And you, charmed and ever so slowly falling for your favorite regular you agreed to his proposal, what you didn’t expect was finding out your regular was actually a chief, and the Chief of Police no less! You did freak out a little but Gre- Grim had calmed you down, told you he liked you and liked how you acted around him, “You are so cute, why would I keep coming to the bar and talk with you only if I found you disrespectful, hm?” Grim smirked at you, moving from the stove to you, standing to your left he leaned a closer to you, you were seated on his kitchen counter while he was cooking up something, you still weren’t sure what he was making but it was probably good.

You shrug, equally leaning closer to him, “Hm, dunno maybe you wanna eat me or something?” Grim chuckled lightly, a handsome grin on his face as he stared into your eyes, and by heavens was he gorgeous. His gray eyes twinkled under the ambient lights in his kitchen, his eyebags suit him so well it was almost unfair how much they made him even more attractive. “If I wanted to eat you, I would’ve already done so, dear.~” Grim’s voice was soft and smooth, masculine and deep, and oh so alluring. His head tilted slightly to the side, causing his hair to flop as well. You’ve always had this urge to touch his hair, to run your hands through it and put it in various different hairstyles, and so taking your chances you raised your hands up off of the kitchen counter and ran your fingers through his hair. Grim leaned into you, humming he closed his eyes, he seemed so serene like this, and his hair is so soft.

You sat there for a minute or so, just appreciating the man in front of you, still caressing his hair, his eyes closed, it seemed like he was so close to purring like a kitty, “I don’t think I’d mind it if you ate me, at least I’m being eaten by someone I like.” You hummed out quietly, yet this nice moment was cut short by him snapping his eyes open, grabbing the hand caressing his hair he brought it down, a little close to his face, which right now seemed a little pinkier than usual. “Y-you like me?” Your surprise was cut short, you laughed leaning into his shoulder.

 “Of course I do! Haven’t you noticed yet? Thought you were smart sir, Chief of Police!”  Still leaning into his shoulder you turned your head to have a better look at Grim, and quite frankly seeing him this flustered after watching so many interviews and speeches with Grim being completely expressionless was pure gold. Grim was staring at you, eyes wide but not meeting your own, eyebrows straight up, cheeks pink, and mouth slightly agape. You try to take your hand back so you can caress his hair again, but his grip tightens, seemingly getting out of his trance, Grim collects himself, he looks straight into your eyes, his eyes tender with love, he smiles gingerly, though his cheeks are still pink, it seems he’s gained enough courage to speak now.

Grim shrugged your head off his shoulder, cupping your face with his free hand Grim leaned into you, your foreheads now touching. Grim stares at you, looking deep into your eyes with such love it’s making you feel all types of flustered. “I hope you know I’ve never believed in love at first sight until I saw you, I- Can I kiss you?” Grim’s soft and honeyed words have you completely wrapped around his pinkie, he has now completely captivated your heart. You smile, nodding, mentally begging him to make the move, make you his. Little did you know that the moment he captured your lips onto his own you will forever be his, never being let go, and let’s just hope you don’t find out the things he has done and will do to make sure you stay his.

also bonus image :3

[idkfitememate]

Since anons are putting diffirent types of animals for the baor!creator, what if theres like a snake!creator? I kinda thinking of Baizhu white snake(what was her name again?) and the one who find them is Zhongli, well more like Snake!creator found him instead, this how I was thinking they met.

Zhongli just sipping some tea right? enjoying the sunlight and the chitter or Liyue habor, then suddenly theres smiley/squsiy texture slither around his leg(he panics cuz I heard he hates slimey texture? smt along those lines ig), he looks down and see, a spotless and shiny ass snake slithering around his leg, they made eye contact, but the snake only continues slithering, Zhongli face is disgusted since well, slimey, but he was gentle when removing the snake and helding it face to face, they both held eye contact, before, the snake lick his nose, and Zhongli's thoughts after the action 'holy shit that was adorable' after that, you can always see Zhongli with a snake slithering around his arms, and shoulders

MEME:

Zhongli: 'I only have this snake for 5 mintues'

Zhongli: 'If anything happens to them, I kill everyone in this Habor and then myself'

Zhongli Encounter

૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა Pairings : GN! Snake Reader x Liyue

૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა W.K. : 426

໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ Tags/CW&TW : Fluff, Reader vs. Changsheng lol

໒꒰ྀི˶˙Ⱉ˙˶꒱ྀིა Author’s note : Her name (Baizhu’s snake) is Changsheng! And I love big snakes so… Reticulated python! The larges recorded was 32 ft and 9 1/2 in (9 m and 98.22 cm)! Itto is about 6 ft 4 in (1 m and 93.04 cm), so a Reticulated python is around 9 and 9/10 Itto’s ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა!

Hearing screams and feeling something running across his leg was not how Zhongli wanted to spend his time.

The way this man was considering just spearing the damn thing beneath his was… it was honestly scary. Children ran from the sight of his glare.

Whatever it was it was long. And slimy. And it moved his pants legs up so he could feel it on his skin.

Not fun.

He finally had enough and looked underneath the table, grabbing what he held thought to be the head.

And he did grab the head!

It required both hands, however.

Because what he pulled up was probably one of the largest non magical snakes he had ever seen in his life. And he’s lived a long ass time mind you.

His first genuine thought was ‘Changsheng’s cousin?’ And then he realized how dumb that sounded.

And then you licked his nose.

New best friend.

You couldn’t.. wrap around him. But you followed him. Closely. People of the Harbor honestly thought it fit Zhongli to have a regal snake following him as a companion. He was slick and snake like, after all.

Despite your… largeness however, Zhongli did like it whenever you wrapped around him to the best of your abilities. It was nice to feel the squeeze of a fellow reptilian.

When he found out that for some reason you could stomach human foods and liquids? Oh you know this man was on top of having you try out different teas and seeing if you tell the difference.

And when Hu Tao met you? You became the scarf of her as well. She loves patting your head and tries her damndest to get to understand the importance of selling coffins and getting people into them.

Seeing you preform tasks for the Funeral Parlor isn’t unusual, but the one place you can’t go is the Bubu Pharmacy. You and Changsheng fucking hate each other.

Snakes are super territorial after all.

She’s not allowed around Hu Tao or Zhongli, you’re not allowed around Baizhu or Qiqi.

Fair is fair but you really wanted to meet Qiqi and Baizhu.

Xiao has mixed feelings about you. On the one hand: Yay! Zhongli is happy! On the other: Zhongli is getting softer and softer damn-

That all changed when you wrapped around him.

Now the Adeptus protect you.

The way you would swallow a mob or thief in front of them and they’d just stare because you technically just committed murder.

Yeah, your everyone’s - minus Baizhu and Qiqi - new best friend.

໒꒰ྀི˶˙Ⱉ˙˶꒱ྀིა Author’s note : Sorry if this is bad, I didn’t much know what to do… I feel bad- Anyway, I do hope you enjoyed it though ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა!

[huariqueje]

It was a winter day -   Teija Lehto, 2022.

Finnish, b. 1965 -

Woodcut , 44 x 32 .5 cm.

[exhausted-archivist]

Heights Based off Official Model Scales, Dev Words, or Lore specified

Updated: 05/2024

I find it delightful and fits into the feral and desperate need I have for Thedas to be experiencing mega fauna and flora. Important note, the only height that is canon is Bull's as it is mentioned in the lore books World of Thedas vol. 2. The rest are based off scaled models and dev words; the latter up to personal preference on how canon that is.

I've also updated these since the last post as wonderful people reached out and gave me their numbers as well as updating Dorian's height to what his character model height is based on Gaider's tweet.

Going from shortest to tallest we have this:

Varric - 5' - 5'3 / 152.4-160.02cm [Source]

Morrigan - 5'8 / 172.72cm (Sans heels) [Source]*

Alistair - 6' / 182.88cm [Source]

Dorian - 6' / 183cm *

Solas - 6' / 182.88.cm [Source]

The Iron Bull - 8' / 243.84cm*

Elaboration (Below the Cut)

Varric:

Varric's statute details included below. I used the range because when I previously posted about heights there were disagreements on his height. But it also led to several people giving me their measurements on the statue! Which thank you so much for sharing! Measurements can vary wildly, so the more data is always better.

Additionally, the 153cm / 5' height is echoed by his in-game model, so I think that is a definite minimum for his height.

Morrigan:

Morrigan's statue details and the help of a friend who has her statue, gave us the numbers for Morrigan's height with and without heels. These numbers are also echoed in her in-game model of 173.81cm / 5'8 sans heels and 178.44cm / 5'10 with heels. (Please excuse the lack of a face on her. For some reason my blender says it is an invalid file and I can't figure out how to fix it.)

Alistair:

The Sideshow listing and the manufacturer Three Zero listing give two numbers 12.5" and 12", with the latter being the one repeated the most.

I will note that there are some issues with the provided numbers as 12" is 30.62cm and the listing states he is 32cm which is 12.5". But considering previous conversation on the matter and that cm in scaling of these items seem a bit more unreliable in the actual size of the product (they are approximates after all) I chose to stick with the provided measurements in inches due to it matching up with his in-game model height of 183.5cm / 6' (technically its 6' and 1/16 of an inch but rounding down here).

If you want to choose to stick with the cm measurements, on 1:6 scale, 32 cm would be 190.5cm / 6'3 for Alistair.

Dorian:

When asked about Dorian's height, David Gaider specified that: "He is as tall as the character artists made him." [Source]

Originally, I had put Dorian's height at a range due to the fact he is the ideal proportions at 8 heads tall which by modern industry standard means he's 6'2, but by earlier standards means he's 6'. But now that I have access to the character models used in-game and blender, we know for certain his height is supposed to be 6' / 183cm.

Solas:

So the listing images gave off a very incorrect estimate of height, but kind of to be expected when they photoshop soda cans in. Thanks to the many people who sent me numbers, here and on other places. Solas from front foot to head is 18" / 46.5cm of his 20" / 51cm statue.

This height of 6' is also echoed by an old tweet from Trick Weekes saying Solas was 6'-ish ft.

The Iron Bull:

In World of Thedas vol. 2 p. 255 they have the description that he is 8' tall.

Everyone in the Chargers is someone who can look at an eight-foot horned giant and say, 'Yes, I trust that man with my life.'

If you're wondering if that includes the horns? Up to you, it's not specified. If you want to do sans horns, according to the scaling of his statue, they math out to adding roughly 5". Which would make him 7'5 (226.06cm).

It took a lot of math on my part, measuring his calf, thigh, and then up from there. But he does measure to 8' / 243.84cm when you scale the number of 62cm / 24".

Additional Notes:

For transparency, as noted in this post on in-game character model heights for Inquisition, Solas is noted to be 5'10 / 179cm and Iron Bull is 6'9 / 204cm. These are at odds with the dev word and lore notes, so they aren't used for comparison here. As there are likely game reasons/limitations they do not have wholly unique character models in terms of height. (Such as doorways, animation differences, armor, ect.)