#3.06 Where in the Fuck Is Randy's Barbecue

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I've been helping out at Trinity's school with this junior achievers thing, which is awesome, cuz it helps the kids get their thinking clearer about business. It's fuckin' great, I've been learning a lot too. It's amazing how much of it applicates to what me and Julian do. Profit accounts, supply and command, all that shit. You know, it's the same whether you're breakin' the law or not, as far as I'm concerned. And not only that, but they're great kids and I don't mind helpin' out. Right now I'm makin' them some pancakes; they should be here in a few minutes.

Ricky, (3.06 "Where in the Fuck Is Randy's Barbecue")

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[Ricky is making pancakes on the grill of a barbecue when Randy and Mr. Lahey drive up.]

Mr. Lahey: Stay where you are, Ricky!

Ricky: Get out of here, Lahey. I don't got time for your bullshit today.

Randy: That's it, Mr. Lahey, that's it, Ricky friggin' painted it! (pushes Ricky away and takes a picture of the barbecue)

Ricky: What the fuck are you talking about? That's not your barbecue.

Randy: That is my barbecue!

Ricky: Cory and Trevor gave it to me for a carton of smokes you fuckin' idiot.

Mr. Lahey: Yeah, Julian, Jim Lahey here, yeah, Public Idiot #1 has gone one step too far. We're in the eye of a shiticane, Julian! Ricky is a low shit system!

Ricky: (grabs the phone) This is Ricky. Lahey's snoopin' around my...ah, fuckin' thing. (tosses phone away)

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(3.06 "Where in the Fuck Is Randy's Barbecue")

[philosophyoftpb-blog]

I've been helping out at Trinity's school with this junior achievers thing, which is awesome, cuz it helps the kids get their thinking clearer about business. It's fuckin' great, I've been learning a lot too. It's amazing how much of it applicates to what me and Julian do. Profit accounts, supply and command, all that shit. You know, it's the same whether you're breakin' the law or not, as far as I'm concerned. And not only that, but they're great kids and I don't mind helpin' out. Right now I'm makin' them some pancakes; they should be here in a few minutes.

Ricky, (3.06 "Where in the Fuck Is Randy's Barbecue")

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Constable Erica: So, Mr. Lahey, how long have you been a t --

Mr. Lahey: -- How long have been a policeman?

Constable Erica: -woman.

Randy: Would you like a tea?

Constable Erica: No, thank you.

Mr. Lahey: Where'd you train?

Constable Erica: The Ontario Police Academy.

Randy: Crispy square?

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(3.06 "Where in the Fuck Is Randy's Barbecue")