#27/12/2023 edit: I FORGOT FOUND FAMILY THIS ENTIER TIME AS A TAG??? i'm a fucking idiot

[svenituse]

Roksoo grumpily remembers another problem with butt science. The second problem is one he’s aware of but is repeatedly slapped in the face with: Alver Crossman is a vindictive bitch. - ch 4. Pain in the Ass

After a freak accident with a meteor, Kim Roksoo gets psychic powers that let him see people’s memories when touching their butts. Inconvenient for him, but convenient for Alver who’s trying to take down an elusive crime syndicate.

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Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Kim Roksoo / Alver Crossman, KRS & Ohn & Hong & Raon, Alver & Ohn & Hong & Raon

Characters: Kim Roksoo, Alver Crossman, Choi Han, Original Cale Henituse, Choi Jungsoo, Lee Soohyuk, Raon, Ohn, Hong, Fredo von Ejellan, Tasha, and many cameos

Additional Tags: Modern Setting AU, Inspired by kdrama ‘Behind Your Touch’, Romantic Comedy, Idiots in Love, Sexual Humor, Mild Sexual Content, Found Family, Family Fluff, Slow Burn, POV Multiple, Kim Roksoo is not Cale Henituse, Oblivious Kim Roksoo, Oblivious Alver Crossman, Non-consensual butt grabbing as a running gag (yes this was a thing in the kdrama), Consensual butt grabbing, Both purposeful and accidental butt grabbing, Many varieties of butt actions tbh, Mostly to Alver’s butt, check chapter notes for specific content warnings