#1 DONT 3V3N KNOW WH4T TH4T 12.

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Terezi Pyrope, Dave Strider

Act 5, page 2742

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]

GC: H3Y D4V3

GC: B1G N3WS

TG: hey

TG: have i made enough money yet

GC: OF COURS3 YOU H4V3

GC: MOR3 TH4N W3 COULD 3V3R POSS1BLY F1GUR3 OUT WH4T TO DO W1TH

GC: BUT TH4T 1S NOT TH3 B1G N3WS! >:]

TG: ok

GC: 1 M4D3 YOU 4NOTH3R COM1C

TG: fuck

TG: bout time

TG: what took so long

GC: 1 R3S3NT TH3 1MPL1C4T1ON D4V3

GC: TH4T 1 4M NOT WORK1NG T1R3L3SSLY ON YOUR B3H4LF 4S W3LL 4S ON B3H4LF OF TH3 F1N3 4RTS

GC: JUST B3C4US3 YOU GO FOR HOURS W1THOUT H34R1NG FROM M3

GC: DO3SNT M34N 1 4M NOT SL4V1NG 4W4Y H3R3 4T M4K1NG YOU R1CH

GC: F1N4NC14LLY 4ND 4RT1ST1C4LLY

GC: 1TS JUST 1 DONT H4V3 TH3 LUXURY OF YOUR 3XP4ND3D T1M3FR4M3

GC: M1ST3R THR33 D4YS 1N ON3 >:[

TG: k cool lets see it

GC: 1S TH3R3 4NYTH1NG TH4T 4 HUM4N COOLK1D C4NNOT DO???

GC: http://tinyurl.com/T34CHM3D4V3

GC: 1 DOUBT 1T! >8D

TG: damn

TG: thats incredible

GC: TH3 PH3NOM3NON OF TH3 COOLK1D 1S 4 F4SC1N4T1NG ON3 D4V3

GC: 1 H4V3 STUD13D 1T

GC: D1D YOU KNOW TH4T W3 DO NOT H4V3 COOLK1DS ON 4LT3RN14?

TG: oh shit really

TG: that loud sound of shock you just smelled was my jaw hitting the floor

GC: 1TS TRU3

GC: SOM3 TRY TO B3 1 TH1NK, W1THOUT 3V3N B31NG 4W4R3 OF TH3 T3MPL4T3 TH3Y 4R3 STR1V1NG FOR

GC: 1T 1S 4 S4D SP3CT4CL3

GC: BUT 1 TH1NK YOU 4R3 PROB4BLY TH3 COOL3ST COOLK1D D4V3

GC: 4LL TH3S3 OTH3R HORNS3S 4SS3S SURF1NG ON K3YBO4RDS 4ND PUTT1NG H4TS ON TURNW4YS 4R3 4 BUNCH OF STUT1D NUMPNUTS

GC: TH3Y H4V3 NOTH1NG ON TH3 ON3 TRU3 STR1D3R

TG: yeah i mean

TG: i cant possibly argue with any of that

TG: so are we done making money yet or what

GC: OH 1 DONT KNOW

GC: T3CHN1C4LLY W3 W3R3 4 LONG T1M3 4GO

TG: yeah i kinda figured

GC: BUT 1TS 4 FUN W4Y TO STR3TCH OUT TH3 T1M3 YOUV3 GOT L3FT, 1SNT 1T?

GC: >:]

TG: im not complaining

TG: but you said there was something specific we were working toward here

TG: i mean aside from buying up all the nastiest fraymotifs

GC: Y3S BOTH 4R3 TRU3

GC: 4ND TH3R3 4R3 SOM3 YOU H4V3NT BOUGHT Y3T!

GC: TH4T 1S 1MPORT4NT, W3 N33D TO K33P YOU COMP3T1T1V3 W1TH JOHN

TG: competitive

TG: man

TG: dont matter what i do im not gonna outpace egbert

GC: DONT S4Y TH4T! YOUV3 GOT TO B3L13V3 1N YOURS3LF D4V3

TG: hey its not like the futures a mystery or anything weve both seen it

TG: well

TG: ive seen it

TG: youve just caught a whiff of it

TG: like a hungry beggar loitering cross the street of an olive garden

TG: just cause a filthy vagrants barred from entry dont mean a dude doesnt know italian foods nearby its a fucking fact to his nose

GC: DO NOT D1STR4CT FROM TH3 1SSU3 W1TH YOUR S4SSY R3M4RKS 4BOUT 34RTH 1T4L14N FOOD

GC: Y34H OK, JOHN M4Y S3RV3 YOU YOUR OWN BULG3 ON 4 S1LV3R TURN T4BL3 PR3 SCR4TCH

GC: BUT WH4T 4BOUT 4FT3R TH4T?

GC: W3 N33D YOU TO K33P P4C3

GC: 1T 1S TH3 CL4SS1C STRUGGL3, TH3 HUM4N 34RTH COOLK1D V3RSUS TH3 34RTH HUM4N N3RD

GC: WHO W1LL W1N??????? >:O

GC: (D4V3 D4V3 D4V3)

TG: yeah fine

TG: so whats the other thing we were accomplishing here

TG: does that get to be not an obnoxious secret yet

GC: Y3S, NOW 1S TH3 T1M3

GC: YOU MUST W1R3 YOUR BOONDOLL4RS TO MY 4CCOUNT

TG: ok so this was your game

TG: to get rich off me

GC: Y3SSSSSSSSSSSS >8]

GC: BUT S3R1OUSLY 1TS 1MPORT4NT!

GC: 1T 1S CR1T1C4L TO 4LL OUR PL4NS

TG: alright well its not like i even have a problem parting with this useless bullshit money

TG: how much do you need

GC: 413 BOONBONDS

TG: thats all

TG: i can afford to give you a fuckload more than that

TG: how bout i give you an even boonbank

GC: NO!!!

GC: 1T MUST B3 3X4CTLY TH4T 4MOUNT

TG: ok just to be clear

TG: thats 413

TG: not "aie"

GC: Y34H

GC: J3RK >:P

TG: whats up with that number

TG: ive seen it around

GC: TH3Y 4R3 TH3 NUM3R4LS OF TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS

TG: whats that mean

GC: 1 DONT KNOW >:?

TG: ok awesome

GC: 4LSO

GC: 4T TH3 3X4CT 3ND OF TH1S CONV3RS4T1ON

GC: YOU MUST W1R3 TH3 MON3Y TO MY 4CCOUNT 3X4CTLY 6 HOURS 4ND 12 M1NUT3S 1NTO TH3 P4ST

GC: MY P4ST! R3L4T1V3 TO MY PR3S3NT MOM3NT 4S OF TYP1NG TH1S

TG: you mean i can do that

TG: then

TG: why werent we just wiring money into the past for these investment escapades instead of doing all this time traveling

GC: B3C4US3!

GC: TH4T W4SNT TH3 PL4N

GC: W3 H4D TO PL4Y 4LONG W1TH TH3 ST4BL3 T1M3 LOOPS W3 W3R3 PR3S3NT3D W1TH

GC: YOU KNOW, M4K3 SUR3 4LL THOS3 D4V3S RUNN1NG 4ROUND 3X1ST3D 1N TH3 F1RST PL4C3

TG: oh yeah

TG: i knew that its just frustrating sometimes its like paradox space makes you do everything the hard way

GC: Y34H T3LL M3 4BOUT 1T

GC: BUT H3Y 1TS B33N FUN PL4Y1NG 4LONG, H4SNT 1T?

TG: sure

GC: W3V3 GOT TO K33P B31NG D3L1C4T3 W1TH T1M3

GC: 1F YOU ST4RT B3ND1NG TH3 RUL3S 4ND T4K1NG SHORTCUTS

GC: TH4TS WH3N D34D D4V3S ST4RT P1L1NG UP

GC: D34D D4V3S 4R3 TH3 3N3MY!

GC: 4S D3L1GHTFUL 4S 1T 1S TO SM3LL TH31R SW33T C4NDY BLOOD 3V3RYWH3R3

TG: yeah

TG: reminds me

TG: i made you a comic a while ago

GC: YOU D1D???

TG: yeah here

GC: >:o

GC: D4V3...

GC: TH1S COM1C 1S BORD3RL1N3 PORNOGR4PH1C

GC: YOU 4R3 4 R34LLY FUCK3D UP K1D

TG: yeah ok whatever you say

TG: fuckin aliens

GC: (1T 1S F4NT4ST1C, 1 LOV3 1T)

TG: ok cool

TG: hey boonbonds incoming now

TG: brace yourself six hours ago

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

> Dave: Answa.

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began troll'n turntechgodheezee [TG]

GC: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. H3IZZLE D4V3 GC fo' real: B1G N3WS 

TG: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. hey TG fo' sheezy: have i M-to-tha-izzade enough money yiznet 

GC: OF CIZNOURS3 YOU H4V3 GC: MOR3 TH4N W3 COULD 3V3R POSS1BLY F1GUR3 OUT WH4T TA DO W1TH GC: BUT TH4T 1S NOT TH3 B1G N3WS! >:] 

TG: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. ok 

GC: 1 M4D3 YIZZAY 4NIZNOTH3R COM1C 

TG ta help you tap dat ass: fizzuck TG: bout tizzay TG: what took so lizzong 

GC: 1 R3S3NT TH3 1M-P-L-1-C-4-T-1-O-TO-THA-IZZON D4V3 GC: TH4T 1 4M NIZNOT WORK1NG T1R3L3SSLY ON YO' B3H4LF 4S W3LL 4S ON B3H4LF OF TH3 F1N3 4RTS GC: JIZZY B3C4US3 YIZZLE GO FO` HOURS W1THOUT H34R1NG FROM M3 GC: DO3SNT M34N 1 4M NIZZY SL4V1NG 4W4Y H3R3 4T M4K1NG YIZZLE R1CH GC: FIZZY 4ND 4RT1ST1C4LLY GC: 1TS JIZZAY 1 DONT H4V3 TH3 LUXURY OF YO' 3XP4ND3D T1M3FR4M3 GC: M1ST3R THR33 D4YS 1N ON3 >:[ 

TG: k coo' lets sizzle it 

GC: 1S TH3R3 4NYTH1NG TH4T 4 HUM4N COOLK1D C4NNOT DO??? GC: http://tinyurl.com/T34CHM3D4V3 GC: 1 DOUBT 1T! >8D 

TG: damn TG: thats incredible 

GC: TH3 PH3NOM3NON OF TH3 COOLK1D 1S 4 F4SC1N4T1NG ON3 D4V3 GC: 1 H4V3 STUD13D 1T GC cuz Im tha Double O G: D1D YOU KNOW TH4T W3 DO NOT H4V3 COOLK1DS ON 4LT3RN14? 

TG: oh shit R-E-A-Double-Lizzy TG: that L-to-tha-izzoud sizzound of shock you jizzay smelled was mah jaw hitting tha floor 

GC fo all my homies in the pen: 1TS TRIZZU3 GC: SIZNOM3 TRIZNY TO B3 1 TH1NK, W1THIZNOUT 3V3N B31NG 4W4R3 OF TH3 T3MPL4T3 TH3IZNY 4R3 STR1V1NG FO` GC like a tru playa': 1T 1S 4 S4D SP3CT4CL3 GC: BUT 1 TH1NK YIZNOU 4R3 PROB4BLY TH3 CIZZLE CIZZOOLK1D D4V3 GC: 4LL TH3S3 OTH3R HORNS3S 4SS3S SURF1NG ON K3YBIZZAY 4ND PUTT1NG H4TS ON TURNW4YS 4R3 4 BIZZAY OF STUT1D NUMPNIZZLE GC: TH3IZZY H4V3 NOTH1NG ON TH3 ON3 TRIZNU3 STR1D3R 

TG in tha mutha fuckin club: yeah i mean TG: i cizzant possibly argue wit any of that TG: so be we done mak'n money yet or what 

GC: OH 1 DIZZY KNOW GC: T3CHN1C4LLY W3 W3R3 4 LONG T1M3 4GO 

TG with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: yeah i kinda figured 

GC droppin hits: BUT 1TS 4 FIZZY W4IZZY TA STR3TCH OUT TH3 T1M3 YOUV3 GOTS L3FT, 1SNT 1T? GC: > in tha dogg pound:] 

TG: im nizzy complain'n TG: bizzay yizzy said thiznere was sum-m sum-m specizzle we were work'n toward hizzy TG: i mean asizzle from bustin' up all tha nastiest fraymizzles 

GC: Y3S BIZZLE 4R3 TRU3 GC fo' sheezy: 4ND TH3R3 4R3 SIZNOM3 YIZNOU H4V3NT BOUGHT Y3T! GC: TH4T 1S 1MPORT4NT, W3 N33D TA K33P YOU COMP3T1T1V3 W1TH JIZZLE 

TG: competitizzle TG: dawg TG: Death row 187 4 life. dont cracka whiznat i do im not gonna outpace egbert 

GC: DONT S4Y TH4T! YIZZAY3 GOTS TA B3L13V3 1N YIZNOURS3LF D4V3 

TG: hey its nizzle lizzle tha futures a mystery or nothin' trippin' weve bizzay seen it TG: wizzell TG: ive seen it TG: youve just cizzy a whiff of it TG: lizzy a hungry beggar steppin' cross tha street of an olive garden TG: jiznust cauze a filthy vagrizzles bizzle F-R-to-tha-izzom entry dont mean a dude D-to-tha-izzoesnt kniznow italian foods nearby its a ridin' fact ta his noze 

GC, betta check yo self: DO NOT D1STR4CT FRIZZOM TH3 1SSIZZAY3 W1TH YO' S4SSIZZLE R3M4RKS 4BOUT 34RTH 1T4L14N FOOD GC, niggaz, better recognize: Y34H OK, JOHN M4IZNY S3RV3 YIZZLE YO' OWN BULG3 ON 4 S1LV3R TURN T4BL3 PR3 SCR4TCH GC: BUT WH4T 4BOUT 4FT3R TH4T? GC: W3 N33D YIZZLE TA K33P P4C3 GC: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. 1T 1S TH3 CL4SS1C STRUGGL3, TH3 HIZZUM4N 34RTH C-TO-THA-IZZOOLK1D V3RSUS TH3 34RTH HUM4N N3RD GC ta help you tap dat ass: WHO W1LL W1N??????? >:O GC: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. (D4V3 D4V3 D4V3) 

TG: yeah fine TG: so whats the otha th'n we were accomplish'n here TG: does that git ta be not an obnizzles secret yizzy 

GC: Y3S, NOW 1S TH3 T1M3 GC: YIZZOU MUST W1R3 YO' BOONDIZZLE TA MAH 4C-C-O-TO-THA-IZZOUNT 

TG: ok so dis was yizzy G-to-tha-izzame TG: ta git rizzich oizzy me 

GC: Y3SSSSSSSSSSSS >8] GC: BUT S3R1OUSLIZZLE 1TS 1MPORT4NT! GC: 1T 1S CR1T1C4L TA 4LL OUR PL4NS 

TG: alright W-to-tha-izzell its not like i even have a problizzle clockin' wit dis useless bullshit money TG: how much d-ya nee' 

GC: 413 BOONBONDS 

TG: thats all TG: i cizzan afford ta give you a fizzle miznore thizzan that TG: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. how bizzay i give you an even boonbank 

GC, betta check yo self: NO!!! GC: 1T MUST B3 3X4CTLIZZAY TH4T 4MOUNT 

TG: ok just ta be clear TG: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. thats 413 TG: nizzy "aie" 

GC: Y34H GC: J3RK >:P 

TG: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. whats up wit that numba TG: ive sizneen it around 

GC: TH3IZZLE 4R3 TH3 NIZZY OF TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS 

TG: wizzy tizzy mean 

GC: 1 DIZZONT KNOW >:? 

TG with my forty-fo' mag: ok off tha hook 

GC: 4LSO GC where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': 4T TH3 3X4CT 3ND OF TH1S CONV3RS4T1ON GC: YIZZY MUST W1R3 TH3 MIZZLE TO MAH 4CCOUNT 3X4CTLIZZY 6 HIZZAY 4ND 12 M1NUT3S 1NTO TH3 P4ST GC: MAH P4ST dogg! R3L4T1V3 TA MAH PR3S3NT MOM3NT 4S OF TYP1NG TH1S 

TG: you mean i cizzle do that TG: then TG: why werent we J-to-tha-izzust steppin' monizzle into tha past fo` theze investmizzle escapades instead of do'n all dis time bustin' 

GC: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. B3C4US3! GC: TH4T W4SNT TH3 PL4N GC: W3 H4D TO PL4Y 4L-O-TO-THA-IZZONG W1TH TH3 ST4BL3 T1M3 LOOPS W3 W3R3 PR3S3NT3D W1TH GC in tha hood: YIZZOU KNOW, M4K3 SIZZAY3 4LL THIZZOS3 D4V3S RUNN1NG 4RIZZY 3X1ST3D 1N TH3 F1RST PL4C3 

TG: oh Y-to-tha-izzeah TG: i knizzle that its jizzy spendin' sometimes its liznike parizzle space makes yizzay do everyth'n tha hard way 

GC: Y34H T3LL M3 4B-O-TO-THA-IZZOUT 1T GC: BUT H3Y 1TS B33N FUN PL4Y1NG 4LIZZAY, H4SNT 1T? Im crazy, you can't phase me. 

TG: S-to-tha-izzure 

GC: W3V3 GOTS TA K33P B31NG D3L1C4T3 W1TH T1M3 GC spittin' that real shit: 1F YIZNOU ST4RT B3ND1NG TH3 RUL3S 4ND T4K1NG SHORTCUTS GC: TH4TS WH3N D34D D4V3S ST4RT P1L1NG UP GC: D34D D4V3S 4R3 TH3 3N3MIZZLE! GC: 4S D3L1GHTFIZZLE 4S 1T 1S TA SM3LL TH31R SW33T C4NDIZZAY BLOOD 3V3RYWH3R3 

TG: yeah TG: reminds me TG cuz I'm fresh out the pen: i mizzle you a comic a whizzay aizzy 

GC: YIZZOU D1D??? 

TG: yizzy here 

GC: >:o GC in tha hood: D4V3... GC: TH1S COM1C 1S BORD3RL1N3 PORNOGR4PH1C GC so bow down to the bow wow! YOU 4R3 4 R34LLY FUCK3D UP K1D 

TG yaba daba dizzle: yeah ok whatevizzle you sizzay TG so jus' chill: fuckizzle aliens 

GC: (1T 1S F4NT4ST1C, 1 LOV3 1T) 

TG: ok coo' TG: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. hey bizzles steppin' now TG: brizzay yoself six hours ago

> Dave: Be tha T-R-to-tha-izzoll girl wit da big Bo$$ Dogg.