#...that's wrt hyth not zenos

[asleepinawell]

there's some tweet going around that's like a classroom seating diagram of ffxiv characters and you're supposed to choose who you want to sit between and I keep thinking about the untapped potential of this situation. like yes obviously I want to stick gum in emet's hair and kick his seat. hythlodaeus (self-explanatory)

but what really compels me is the opportunity to study zenos under a microscope while he fixes his flat lizard gaze on the horizon out the window and methodically eats an entire box of pencils one by one from the tips through the erasers