#...honestly if Odysseus DOES get kicked out. Little duck Penelope would be like “How dare they?! >:( Let's go fuck up the establishment”
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And then a lioness/snake, a swan, and a duck bring them home.
So a lion, a seal, and a ram walk into a bar...
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#king lion#waiting for proteus#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#...honestly if Odysseus DOES get kicked out. Little duck Penelope would be like “How dare they?! >:( Let's go fuck up the establishment”#swan Helen reassures Menelaus that if they allowed him to do his tricks in the water he would've won. they go to the pond together#Agamemnon leaves with his shiny new ribbon all happy. His lady would style his mane with it (whether Clytemnestra or Cassandra)#(why I said lioness/snake :D )
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