#... I do also think itd be really funny to add in some system where if you're playing Barbarian the soundtrack gets replaced by like
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Thinking about the concept of making a fantasy game but making the Barbarian almost like, a joke class
Like, this guy runs headlong screaming into a dungeon wearing nothing but a fuzzy loincloth and two leather straps, packing turbo gym bro muscles so shrink-wrapped he looks like he's never had a full glass of water in his life and lives on a diet of nothing but raw protein powder eaten straight from the bucket, dude runs in howling like a wild beast into the dungeon with no supplies, no rations, no water, not even a backpack literally just One Single Iron Axe and just... goes in?
You gotta admit like, on some level that is a little silly, right?
#like don't get me wrong I LOVE the barbarian archetype#it's just raw power fantasy#seeped in enough testosterone to transition 10 men#but like#I think it also has the potential to be massively funny as well#especially in a more grounded fantasy story where everybody else is wearing like#normal sensible armor lol#that said I do love the archetype too much to make it a straight-up like full-on joke class#I think it'd almost end up being closer to like#some sort of Hardcore Mode for this hypothetical fantasy game#rather than just a joke#Like the equivalent to those no armor no vigor runs people do in Fromsoft games#... I do also think itd be really funny to add in some system where if you're playing Barbarian the soundtrack gets replaced by like#some wish.com Manowar version of the soundtrack instead lmao#pun's text posts
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