#*sam wilson

[marvelsgirl616]

— sam asking bucky about The Hobbit 🥹💭 and/or bucky asking sam about his new update on redwing.

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— anthony asking sebastian about the new music he’s listening to or his new favorite food.

Casually dropping his hyper fixation into the convo so he’s forced to talk to me for another hour

[buckysmischief]

no strings attached - 2

Bucky Barnes x f!reader

Summary: "No strings attached" was always a trap, you should have known your situation wouldn't be any different. Falling totally in love with Bucky would only end one way: tragically. So you handle it the only way your self destructive tendencies will allow.

Warnings: adult themes 18+, reader makes questionable decisions

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[pansexual-chocolate]

[daeslyth]

Acts of Service is James' Kind of Love

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[roostersluvvr]

best marvel movie ever made and i will die on that hill

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014), dir. Russo brothers

[spidersinsalem]

Chronic smoker bucky barnes because even after YEARS of it not helping he claims smoking helps him relax and Steve and sam are desperately trying to get him to quit but he could care less because. "I'm a super soldier it's not like it affects me."

[kayhi808]

Okay I need a bunch of tricks that Abby and Bucky have done on Steve and Steve teaming up with Abhy to trick Bucky and Mama

Thank you sweet, Nonnie! 🥰

Abby doesn't usually team up for tricks. She does little kid tricks. Mostly it's to get out of doing something she doesn't want to do. She'll try to trick you so she gets to stay up past her bedtime. Or to get extra bedtime stories out of Papa 🐻. Or if Uncle Steve is babysitting, she'll try to get out of eating veggies or only eating the toppings on the pizzas.

The only time she teamed up with someone was a failure. Sam had convinced her that it'd be funny if she took Bucky's arm and gave it to him. One day he removed it and Abby having zero stealth abilities, grabbed it squealing with glee. She didn't realize how heavy Bucky's arm was. She dropped it and then tripped over it, ending up on the ground. When Bucky stalks over to her, she yelled, "Sam, helps me!"

Sam shakes his head in mock disgust, " You're terrible at this!"

Frowning, "It so heavy! You no even helps me!

Bucky reaches down to reattach his arm, " How could you betray me, Abigail?!"

Giving him a cackle, "It was just tricks, Papa! Only tricks."

He scoops her up, throwing her over his shoulder & swatting her bottom.

"Ow!" Abby let's out a surprised yelp before breaking out into a giggle fit.

Bucky points at Sam, "Stay away from Abby, you're a terrible influence." He turns to leave the room and Abby still giggling hanging upside-down over his shoulder, waves at Sam.

[thatmexisaurusrex]

Just Sam and Bucky, a little late on the Thanksgiving supply shopping, shut up, they're getting to it.

[mimkpikaboobies]

Sam: Do you have a gum

Bucky: I only have regrets

[ghoststillhaunting]

My current favorite hobby is to make my own incorrect marvel quotes cause I think I'm so fucking funny

Here are some of my favorites :)

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After a rough mission

Steve: whew! well that was crazy! I definitely need a smoke after that. Anyone got a cigarette I can bum off them?

Sam: uh Steve? aren't you asthmatic?

Steve: I mean I was? but what does that matter?

Bruce: cause cigarettes have been known to cause asthma...

Steve, who was prescribed cigarettes specifically to TREAT his asthma: What

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Tony: Hey Steve. what'cha reading there?

Steve: Oh! it's this short horror story called I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. It's about this AI that gains consciousness and sets out to destroy humanity.

Natasha: sounds right up your ally Tony

Tony: That's not funny 😐

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Tony: Now I do believe that capitalism can work-

Steve, who literally grew up during the Great Depression: I don't. It has done nothing but fuck us over and is the disease at the core of America.

Interviewer, taking notes: "Captain America is a communist" got it.

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Tony: hey kid! what're your plans for Christmas?

Peter: Uh me and Aunt May don't really celebrate for Christmas

Tony: WHAT!? WHO WOULD EVER DEPRIVE A CHILD OF THE SWEET JOYS AND WONDERS OF CHRISTMAS???

Peter: Mr. Stark...I'm Jewish.

Tony:...oh

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Steve: Hey Peter! Hey Ned!

Ned: omg Captain America knows my name!

Peter: Ned, you have dinner with us. Every Friday. Of course he knows your name.

Ned:...I know but it's still CRAZY

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Tony: Peter. You must learn the consequences of your actions therefore I have no choice but to punish you. You aren't allowed in the labs for a month.

Peter: OH SO YOU WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF

Tony: PETER

Peter: NO NO I SEE HOW IT IS YOU HATE ME AND WANT ME DEAD

Tony: PETER YOU RECREATED A LIGHTSABER AND SLICED THE COUCH INTO TWENTY PIECES

Peter: GOD I CAN'T DO ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE

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Tony: Kid WHY and HOW do you know how to use a gun???

Peter:...I play a lot of call of duty?

Tony: this is the closest i have ever been to wanting to punt a child

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Steve: Jesus Tony stop being such a cunt!

Tony: 😦

Peter: ATE

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Bucky: Peter...do you think i'm gay?

Peter:....you are wearing a rupaul muscle tee

Bucky:...you didn't answer my question :(

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Interviewer: What are your thoughts on immigration?

Steve: my parents were immigrants...what do you think my thoughts are?

[americas-favourite-fossil]

❤️🤍💙The American Idiots❤️🤍💙

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(Also @proud-owner-0f-americas-ass @official-buckybarnes and @we-love-red-wing)

[ohyeah-itssamwilson]

HEY SAMANTHA!

( @charlotte-rogers-barnes, @iwasmadetobeasoldier's daughter)

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[morgangalaxy43]

The Avengers 2012 era was the best time ever in the fandom

Thor loves pop tarts, Clint lived in the vents, Bruce and Tony did science together, Steve was the mom friend of the team and did art in his free time, Natasha was cool aunt of the team, Loki was there too and a bunch of other characters like Peter, Sam, Bucky, Vision and Wanda all lived in the Avengers tower together

It was a much simpler time where everyone in the fandom was chill and having fun together