#*rupaul voice* i can't wait to see how this turns out

[zmorak]

Kind reminder that Alice and Celia are anagrams of each other do with that what you will

[emisirrelevant]

Mini review/thoughts on Zombies 3:

This is not what I expected to be watching the night before my 21st birthday but here we are🤷🏻‍♀️

The aliens and the rest of Seabrook having the dance off in the opening song was giving me "CAMP ROCK" meme vibes

Zed hyping up Wynter for the football game 🥺

The aliens beaming down to Earth only to tell everyone that it's a 1 star planet and everyone else is too emotional

RUPAUL???? THE VOICE OF RUPAUL IN DISNEY???

"We're old enough to know we're in love" "But we're 17" SHE'S SELF AWARE 😂 "You can't marry a man you just met" vibes

"We're gonna be fine, so fine" "We're not worried, definitely not worried" what I tell myself to my anxiety

Okay but the bossa nova music that's associated with the aliens 😂

"He ran crop circles around you" NOT THE CROP CIRCLES😂

"I'd be happy to dunk on you Zed" I WHEEZE-

Not the trade off for the aliens getting info from Zed being for Zed to have aliens help him get an application for college- does no one remember the SAT scandals?

The mascot Shrimpy going full FISTICUFFS/I will fight you mode at Eely/the other school's mascot 😂

Bree: "Bonzo is so not available" "Hold my glasses Addie" 😂 yess I love her once again stan Bree

"Now that they're distracted, we can-" "Get the moonstone" "VAPORIZE THEM" There's always one in every friend group 😂

Okay so if I had to correspond the aliens to other characters- A-spen is definitely the alien to Willa and Eliza, A-Li is definitely the Bonzo and Wynter of the group, and Zed, Wyatt, and A-Lan are bros.

Imma say it- I think the wolves have some BOPS for songs.

The running gag of Addison punching Zed in the face

"I'm not angry, I'm just in harmony in a super hostile way" 😂😂😂

Addison having to be told for like the third time she doesn't belong and then Zed having to help her through the fallout 🥺 oh I just want to give them hugs

Okay but like I can relate to Exceptional Zed- the pipeline from Scream in High School Musical 3 to Surface Pressure from Encanto to this

Disney said "and don't forget how it feels to be under pressure all the time/suffer from gifted kid burnout/feel like you need to seek approval/validation from others"

"Eat my stardust Seabrook" "Did I correctly talk trash?"

Addison having to put on those rubber kitchen gloves to stop herself from electric shocking Zed

Wyatt and Eliza's dynamic- Wyliza endgame

"You lied to me?" "I thought that was the best way to protect you" HMM NOW WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS TROPE BEFORE?

ADDISON BEING THE MAP YES- I mean yeah we all knew but- NOW I CAN SAY IT PARALLELS SHE-RA WITH ADORA BEING THE FAILSAFE!!!

I love being a wlw reading into things 😂

OH NO IT ALL WENT WRONG

Wait why Disneyyyy why did you have to do us like that and make Addison choose one or the other😭😭

"I don't want her to go" "No matter how far she goes she'll always be part of our pack" 😭😭 SOBBING

OH. OH WOW. THIS IS CRUEL. MY EMOTIONS

"I love you to the end of the universe" "Maybe we'll meet again somehow" "Someday" WHYYYYYYYYY 😭

IT'S NOT FUN ANYMORE, EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

ZEVON WINS BEST DAD AWARD. And Zoey best sister, obviously.

I understand why, but I wish Eliza was in person with the rest of the group for most of this movie.

A-Li breathing deeply and going "Awooo" and hitting the console of the ship- she learned from Zed and Wyatt 😭

Ah yes, I should have known the aliens were going to come back.

AWWWW the animation coming in at the end of the movie this time instead of the beginning oh we've come full circle 😭😭

Well, I didn't expect this movie to make me as emo as it did. Since I watched the movies pretty much all in a row, I didn't have to deal with waiting for another one to come out. But it really felt like I went on a whole journey. Nothing But Love was a good conclusion- a good closing song.

Also I wish A-spen and Willa a wonderful day, that is all. NON-BINARY ALIEN WINS

(one final note: I do kind of wish we got to see Addison in a scenario where she would have turned into a zombie- I just think since we got to see what werewolf!Addison could have possibly looked like, and we got alien!Addison in the end, I would have been curious just to see an idea of zombie!Addison)

Credit to muppetmagic for the GIF

[theartificialdane]

Drunk emotional Fame on her way to confront Patrick... *RuPaul voice* "I can't wait to see how this turns out"

Drunk emotional Fame always makes the best decisions ;)))