#*me googling denny's menu* what're the silliest things they could order

[dozenssporks]

okay but a liveblog by an employee after someone who appears to be THE Vash the Stampede walks into a Denny’s at 2 AM and orders pancakes.

do you think I’m about to be mercilessly slaughtered in cold blood? What if I didn’t give him enough syrup and he flips

I could call the cops but what if it’s some sort of naruto cosplayer and I’m totally overreacting and end up getting fired I have college loans guys

I can’t get a good opportunity to snap a pic but the maybe humanoid typhoon is with a priest??? 

I mean he looks like a priest, but if a priest had their entire parish blown up and he’s turned down a dark but sexy road of revenge

he has? this cross?? as tall as me and from the clunk when he put it down it must be massively heavy

something something his cross to bear? the weight of his sins?

is there an anti-hero priest giving religious counseling to VtS in the back booth?

do I feel God in this chili’s denny’s tonight

what if the guy who blew the parish to smithereens is VtS :O

are they having an intense psychological war where their contrasting ideologies clash before the final showdown in the parking lot

(I’ve seen things ALMOST weirder than that in the parking lot)

are they having an intense psychological war over chconana pancakes (the anti-hero priest ordered moons over my hammy)

or maybe the priest is just in trinity blood cosplay

I refilled VTS’s orange juice and the anti-priest warned me that if I give VtS any more sugar they will only tip 15%

I’m confused was that supposed to be a threat O_O

when I was refilling their drinks I saw VtS shove an entire choconana pancake in his mouth he cannot actually be the notoriously unhinged humanoid typhoon false alarm everybody

(why are there belts on the cross??)

these guys look beat up and dead tired maybe they just came from a con oh well cosplayers aren’t as interesting as the possibility of gruesome slaughter

I want to ask them who they’re cosplaying would that be rude

^the next addition is posted a significant period of time later*

um so we got robbed

almost got robbed

I promised I wouldn’t post this for a few hours that’s why the lag I’m not in the hospital or anything (even if I was hurt I’d fight tooth and nail to stop them from putting me into an ambulance I have college loans)

my life (or at least the cash drawer) was saved by the naruto cosplayer

only he’s not a naruto cosplayer

he actually *WAS* VASH THE STAMPEDE!!!

he shot he shot the gun he was all the way across the restaurant and he shot the gun out of the robber’s hand without even getting up from the booth

they I got they tipped me twenty-seven dollars and all the pennies Actual-VtS had in his pockets all the all the pennies so many why

hair his hair actually really does that it’s not photoshop it is just Like That

robber ran away and VtS hung out for a bit to make sure I was okay (the anti-priest was so super nice and calmed me down?? I hope his parish didn’t actually get blown up he deserves better)

anti-priest gave me a lollipop

VtS gave me an autograph with a little heart with an arrow through it in the corner I don’t understand

asked me to give him a headstart before I called the cops or blogged I told them I was blogging kinda blurted it out VtS knows what naruto is

yeah I didn’t call the cops

I’ve been up for twenty hours maybe this is an hallucination I’ll double check in the morning

but just . . . who was the priest

what was the cross I need answers

but for now ‘night and um Love and Peace?