#*knocks over lamp*
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kedreeva · 1 year ago
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Bug's pen, complete with a dozy Bug on her minky blanket.
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softest-butch · 1 month ago
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enthralled
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bardengarde · 14 days ago
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I don't know what levels of extreme cleaning other people get to for hosting holiday dinners, but my mom just used a leaf blower to try and blow some fur my dog had shed outside of the house. It went about as well as you'd think.
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kaz-playz · 1 year ago
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Hey, does anybody wanna aks me about the cities??
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reluctantangel · 1 year ago
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current mood for once
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deepwoundsandfadedscars · 12 days ago
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Whelp, it's finally happened. Had a nightmare that I woke up screaming from 🫠
#kee speaks#more like woke up and yelled cause it looked like the thing from the dream was still standing over me#already dont remember events leading up to ot#*it; but i was driving my truck snd shoulder checked before turning into my driveway and saw a corgi sitting by the curb a few feet before#had a thought of like wonder if thats an escapee or would i get bit if i went to check on it#completely forgot about it when i pulled into my garage and remotely shut the overhead door before going inside#which i found my family in there (essentially looking how we just had xmas last night)#conversation ensued and then we were leaving my house and i was taking my own vehicle so i exit into the garage#while everyone else went out the front door and i hit the button for the overhead as i walked to my truck where i paused at the door#my moms suburban was parked perpendicular to my garage door and blocked half of it so i couldn't see the street#but I'd remembered the corgi and paused to see if it would come investigate with the door open#well it did but there were like 6 other absolutely massive dogs with it that all came tearing around the suburban and knocked me over#and one of them was a rottweiler that went straight for my throat#i woke up at that point but when i opened my eyes my cats were both laying on me which they're both not exactly small#and at the foot of my bed there is a tall but narrow freestanding closet (ikea thing) and on top of it is a rolled up poster i havent hung#but the cabinet is black and the roll sticks off the top just enough that in the dark i could see the silhouette against the white walls#and it looked just like the silhouette of a rottweiler standing over me 🫠#so i yelled and the cats scattered#figured out what i was looking at before I even turned on the lamp but holy moly#happened like 5 minutes before my alarm went off too#i don't know why it was dogs ive never really had a fear of them#i did get bit across the face when i was like 6 but it wasnt a rottweiler- hell i havent even SEEN a rottweiler in years#but dogs in general dont usually make me nervous ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#idk but one of my cats is purring for me now
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famewolf · 10 months ago
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my big old skink got his tank redone for the spring! he's such a chill guy. haven't picked him up in about 4 months since he was brumating and he doesn't give a shit.
still as docile and sweet as ever
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theboost · 1 year ago
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I have an east facing window (with shitty blinds) opposite my east facing bed which means most days I get woken up to the sun rising directly in my face- not a huge concern considering I have to wake up at the crack of dawn every school day, but occasionally on the weekend, if I wake up at just the right time I will open my eyes to be hit with a rectangle of blinding white light. I call it the window to heaven.
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jtownraindancer · 9 months ago
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8. You moved furniture around while I was sleeping so guess what I'm about to do the moment you're asleep~
Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:
Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.
How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.
I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.
I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.
You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.
Hey are you ok, you haven't done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don't get why you do that but I know you do that when you're ok.
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hippopotatoe · 28 days ago
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also working on my compulsive thoughts and actions has made me realize how close i've been all my life to developing ocd. i wonder why i never did
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primordial0riginator · 8 months ago
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Girlllll let me get up
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dusteryy · 10 months ago
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i took four months to actually get to the war phase in fe3h what do you MEAN i have to do like three more playthroughe to get the full story
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nacrenecitygardening · 10 months ago
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I should really be going to sleep by now
I blame Acorn, the little thing has the zoomies!
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rohan-kishibaby · 1 year ago
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Just gave a whole new meaning to soiling one's bedsheets
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these-lovely-monsters · 4 months ago
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Tentacles Under The Bed - Part 1
[NSFW | 18+]
Characters: gn!tentacle monster x f!reader
Content: tentacles, bondage, choking
Trying out some tentacle smut for the first time 🙈
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One night, you're getting ready to go to sleep when you accidentally knock your chapstick off your nightstand. It clatters to the floor and rolls under your bed. Grabbing your phone, you turn on the flashlight and shine it underneath the frame. But when you look, there's nothing under your bed but dust bunnies. You definitely saw the chapstick roll under there but now it's just...gone. Now that you think about it, little things have been disappearing from your room lately. A few hair ties, the little rocks you found by the beach which you left on your dresser, the pen you were using to write in your journal. But you have no idea where those things could have gone. Maybe you're just imagining things?
Deciding to deal with your disappearing stuff in the morning, you turn off the lights and climb into bed. As you're settling into your nest of pillows and blankets, you think you hear a faint rustling sound in your room. Freezing, you strain your ears, listening for the sound but you're met with silence, punctuated only by your racing heart. It was probably just the sound of the sheets moving as you got comfortable, right?
You settle back into bed, willing your heart rate to slow down, and try to fall asleep. After several minutes of tossing and turning, you decide that a good orgasm will probably distract you enough and help you relax. Flipping onto your back, you slip one hand into your underwear and start gently rubbing your clit. With the other, you reach under your shirt and knead one of your breasts, pinching and rolling the nipple.
As you start to get more and more wet, your breathing gets heavier and you let out a little moan. You're getting lost in the pleasure that's building inside you until you feel something cool and silky wrap around your ankle. Yelping, you scramble up into a kneeling position and quickly flick on the bedside lamp. Heart in your throat, you're ready to face whatever it was that touched you but nothing is there. Ever so slowly, you bend over the edge of your bed to peer underneath but there's nothing there either. Jeeze, you're definitely just going crazy at this point. Looking over at your lamp, debating whether or not you should just leave it on and try to sleep that way, you see your chapstick sitting right there on the nightstand. What the fuck?
You're contemplating the integrity of your sanity when you hear the rustling sound again. Whipping your head around, you see something reaching out from under your bed. Screaming, you scramble backwards, plastering yourself to the headboard. Gasping for breath, you stare at the freaking TENTACLE that's hovering at the foot of your bed. After a moment, it slowly uncurls its tip and drops something onto your sheets. It gently nudges the thing towards you and then retreats back a few feet.
For a moment, you stay frozen, afraid of what the tentacle will do next. But then, curiosity gets the better of you. Slowly, you reach out your hand towards the object and then snatch your arm back once you have it. Inspecting it, you realize it's a small, shiny pearl that you've never seen before. Where did this come from? And why is the tentacle giving it to you? Looking up, you see another tentacle reaching up from the other side of the bed and you gasp, shuffling back again. This one slowly reaches towards you but stops a few feet from you and drops another object on your bed. This time, when you inspect the object, you find it's a beautiful crystalline necklace pendant. Is it giving you gifts?
Too absorbed in the objects, you don't notice that the first tentacle has reached out to you again until it gently wraps around your wrist. Yelping, you try to pull away but it tightens its grip on your wrist. Then the other tentacle reaches up to your face and gently presses the tip to your lips as if to shush you. Too startled to react again, you stay frozen as the tentacle moves from your mouth to pat you on the head. Then it starts gently caressing your cheek while the first tentacle slowly winds around your wrist. As you try to control your breathing, you take a moment to inspect the tentacle wrapped around your arm. It’s inky black and the surface is cool and silky to the touch. The tip is about the width of your finger but it widens to about the diameter of your thigh towards the base. You also notice that it’s lined with suckers that get bigger as you scan further down the appendage until it disappears under the bed.
The tentacles actually feel kind of nice against your flushed skin and it’s being surprisingly gentle as it explores you. One of the tentacles lifts a strand of your hair, twirling it around the tip. The other slithers across the front of your shirt, bunching the fabric up as if testing the texture. Suddenly another tentacle appears by your leg and pokes at your toes. That tickles and causes you to giggle. It pauses, listening to you laugh and then does it again. You’re about to tell it to cut it out when the one playing with your shirt snakes under the hem and up your stomach. Freezing, you hold still as it winds around your breast and then flicks your nipple with the tip as it squeezes. Gasping, you let out a little moan because that actually feels really good.
This is probably so many levels of wrong but you don’t get time to contemplate your sanity any further because another tentacle snakes up your leg and into your underwear. Before you can jerk away, the tip slides through your wetness and tickles your clit. It gives you a few flicks and then attaches one of the suction cups on the end to your bud. Gently pulling until the suction cup pops off, it repeats the action several more times, pausing to flick your clit now and again. Groaning, you realize you’re still wound up from your earlier unfinished masturbation and need some release. Deciding to say fuck it and let this monster do what it wants with you, you sink back into the pillows while it continues to explore you.
As you get lost in the pleasure of one tentacle on your clit and two more on your breasts, you feel more wrap around your ankles. They gently pull you down, spreading your legs wide as even more wrap around your wrists, doing the same so that you’re now bound, spread eagle in the middle of your bed. You should be afraid, and you are a little, but yet another tentacle reaches up into your underwear, plunging into your pussy and there’s not a single coherent thought in your head. A moment later the bedside lamp flicks off and your room is plunged into darkness. Now you can’t see anything and you can’t do anything except lie there listening to the wet sounds of tentacles fucking you as you feel them slithering across your skin.
You writhe and moan as tentacles squeeze and tickle your nipples and clit, while others suction to your stomach and thighs, making loud popping sounds as they pull off and reattach themselves. The one in your pussy plunges in and out, curling inside you, trying to fit as much of itself in you as it can. The more it pushes inside, the more your walls stretch around its girth and the sensation of fullness becomes overwhelming. Eventually, the tip inside you finds your g spot and you cry out as it flicks the spot over and over again. 
Yet another tentacle wraps around your throat and gently squeezes, not enough to completely suffocate you but just enough to make it a little difficult to breathe. Completely at the monster’s mercy, with your entire body pinned down while it fucks you, your pleasure erupts and you come harder than you ever have before. You arch your back as your walls clench around it while the orgasm washes over you. When you finally come down, you sag into your bed, completely spent and satisfied. You feel one of the tentacles reach up and caress your cheek again as you quickly drift off into a heavy sleep.
The next morning, you wake up with a start, memories of the night before turning your cheeks pink with embarrassment and arousal. It must have been a dream because there’s no way that happened. But when you lift your shirt, you see little round sucker marks covering your skin. Smiling to yourself, you get up and start getting ready for the day, hoping your new guest visits you again tonight.
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Well this was supposed to just be a few paragraphs of smut but then I kinda got into introducing the tentacle monster lol 🤷‍♀️
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eccentriccryptid · 1 year ago
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I hate overhead lights as much as the next guy but the thing about lamp is...easy to knock over
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