#*bacchae here but... Effectively vampires y'know

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Xena Reactions S2Ep4

Can I just say, nature is beautiful. So gorgeous

WOLVES? Hunting after some guy

Oh that was a trippy shot.

Gabrielle!!! She is my beloved

Ah shit, girls kidnapped... I don't like it

Oh no, Bacchus... 😂 Not ready to meet THAT guy

SHDJDD TEEFS 👀 Not to be a lesbian but women with fangs...

Uh oh, these wolves are Bacchae

Oh not THAT guy... Please 😭

Gabrielle staying behind Xena having her hands on her sides 👀🏳️‍🌈

Joxer... Argh.

"I had them right where I wanted them" "Uhu..."

OH FUCK A SEVERED HEAD....

... "Speaks for itself" oh Joxer is SO proud of that joke... 😑

Please. Joxer gently fixing his hair 😂 And now carrying him

"Wait a minute, what did she mean presentable?" "She doesn't want me to look like you." THE SASS SJFHSH

Orpheus's wife? So... Eurydice?

Ngl Vampire women kinda 😳

JSHFHSHDHD "Guess we know who's winning this year"

Ohgreat, they strung up Melodus

Gosh, Gabrielle has to protect them...

"You can be a warrior and a musician" "Yeah right. And a hydra makes a good house pet."

That's very... interesting choice of music.

Gabrielle on a party with presumably the Bacchae?

OH YEAH SHE IS TOTALLY ENTRANCED BY THESE HOT WOMEN. She's just like me fr

AND BITE. I'm not a fan of long nails for sensory issues reasons, but the teeth kinda...

Sjfhshd they're flying around

Was she trying to bite Xena 👀

"With two women" Hey Gabrielle has two hands

AHFHSHSH NOT THE HEAD ON A STICK

"Jaxer what are you doing" Let me stay with the lesbians

Ahddhs Joxer is so incompetent

"I guess you don't want someone who PLAYS THE LYRE"

XENA WAS BITTENNNN

Is vampire Xena gonna try and bite Gabrielle 👀😏

Gabrielle, please cut this another way...

Yeah yeah, Orpheus

"Nobody sleeps soundly tonight" Cut to Joxer sleeping

He looks very much like a devil. It's fascinating prosthetics.

Dryads

"Well they're not gonna jump out at us" Oh they will, won't they

Sucking people into the ground is giving very much Hungry Earth/Cold Blood from Doctor Who

Xena just rolling her eyes

Well they look... Interesting. CGI wise

This fight looks a bit clunky

And the Dryad fell apart

Joxer fuck offfff

ARGO EATS THE HAY SJFJSD

GABRIELLE??? Was she bitten???

Omggg my poor Gabrielle. But she kinda

(Head in bag... Husbands of River Song core)

"Forget the girl" "I can't do that."

MY GIRL CAN CLIMB WALLS NOW! I love that in a woman

JOXER DON'T! Don't hurt my gf

Noooo, Gabrielle :(

Phew, Xena saved her

I predict Xena's gonna hesitate hitting Gabrielle

SHE'S SPITTING FLAMES AGAIN

Oh that woman just exploded

I can understand the headache coming from that

Joxer don't STOP-

Love Xena just stabbing a god with a bone

I mean, obviously he's not DEAD

"Only a Bacchae can kill me"

"Gabrielle. Do it" Ajfhdhshdhshdhf UH UHHHHH, Xena is lowkey enjoying being bitten by her gf

Funky camera movements

And he exploded

Oh all the girls turned back.

And Orpheus got his body back

Was he like. Dead all along?

They're like Oh no do we have to take this guy with us now.....

"I just remembered, it's my mum's birthday" shfhshdh

"You nearly died saving me, I really wanna do something for you" Joker: "Farewell my warrior chums" Xena, looking back: "You just did..." shfhshdf

Yeah of course Bacchus isn't DEAD dead, he IS a god