#* 𝐢𝐢. ooc. ↷ it's always scorpio season bitch.

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chani deserves wives, not husbands.

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i plan to be here this weekend, real life slapped me in the face and i'm hoping to be starting training for my new job soon.

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out here doing the lords work tryna make those fremen blue eyes POP out

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idk how denis is going to fit leto the elder into the messiah, i'm guessing chani was already pregnant when she left and there's just gonna be a time-jump.

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im back who missed me?

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what being married to paul is like.

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chani didn't just want a child for paul, she wanted one for herself.

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no one writing irulan's sisters is a shame.

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chani will in fact love leto as a worm, she just questions his life choices.

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every time paul has a big head moment i want you to imagine chani in the background with a sign that reads: you're not a god you're just tripping balls.

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there's just a lot chani doesn't get in the movie, so when she leaves at the end you're like well that shit makes sense.

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whose going to teach chani to swim?

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an au where chani lives, takes the twins, and just leaves.

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i don't feel like forgiving anyone for having to see 'adult beefswelling,'

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everything could have been solved with a fremen wedding because chani doesn't give two shits about off world politics.

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in arcs that chani survives the twins birth i'm sure their upbringing is still complex but the bond with her goes deeper than paul ( for obvious reasons, everyone gets it. ) ghanima clings to her, she is always held by chani, or on her hip wherever she goes. and leto is her shadow. he stays at her back or side at all times, because even though she can protect herself quite well he has named himself her number one defender.