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thesoundofmadness · 2 years ago

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It's fucking insane that companies can just fire you straight out of the blue while you're expected to turn in a two weeks notice. like. if you're expected to give them time to prepare for you to quit why can't they give you time to prepare when you're fired.

#the docs #im lucky that when i got fired all i need to pay is my phone bill hut what about a family who relies on that income. what are they supposed #to do.

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roach-works · 5 months ago

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speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

#there are things that are true mathematically #and things that are true because the guy writing the book says so #you do not want to mix up these truths

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sincenewyorks · 5 months ago

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twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet

#y’all won’t do shit #happy pride

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nikrei · 6 months ago

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I keep seeing people use this image as a reaction to people's original posts:

Which I think is really incorrect, because with an original post they haven't come up to ur window, u've come up to their window.

So I made this, as a more accurate reaction for original posts:

#if one thing i do actually becomes widespread let it be this #it really really annoys me when i see people use the og image as an original post reaction

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soupevil · 6 months ago

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Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

#this is like half the recorded video + i was doing this unrecorded for 5 minutes #professor Layton #?

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willgrahamscock · 5 months ago

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Hey did you know that you can’t escape fatphobia even after death? The article talks about how these donated bodies are used for first year anatomy students to study the body, and how the 'perfect' body for that should be 170-180 pounds.

#alex says things #prev willgrahamscock #was doing research and i found this #fatphobia

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deseos-de-la-via-lactea · 1 year ago

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#you are strong #you can do this #art #aesthetics #fox #indie #grunge #alternative #aesthetic #space #universo #universe #vintage #stars

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lynxindisguise · 6 months ago

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#I was too jetlagged to do anything else so I made another quiz

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hauntedhotel · 6 months ago

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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

#libraries #we offer tech advice in the library #so it wasnt an out of pocket request #but people really do come to the library for help with the strangest things #its the buffy impulse #when in doubt #go to the library

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enemywasp · 7 months ago

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I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

#its for fun #its meant to be fun #it can also have more important or personal reasons sure #but like whats wrong with doing shit for fun #proshipper #proship

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theblob1958 · 1 year ago

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people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

#missed out on a whole year I could have skated at my local roller rink because I didn't want to go alone #and now it's closed and I won't ever get that year back. sometimes you gotta do it alone if you want to do something

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powdermelonkeg · 7 months ago

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