#* mellowfriend is a term for a QPR. it comes from the fact that a platonic crush is a 'squish' and marshmallows are squishy

[radioappleheadcanons]

Vox is convinced that Luce's whole 'I don't do TV' is because of Al. He's determined to break it, to prove to Alastor and the whole ring that he's better. But, as we know, it's not. So this does not go over well. Vox shows up and Lucifer is polite to him, in his normal friendly but awkward way. Everyone else is shocked that he's getting along so well with a guy his mellowfriend* hates. This is because Al hasn't bothered to tell him about Vox because Vox is just, not important to him. but eventually, Lucifer gets tired of playing nice and snaps. Like, what is your deal? I just don't watch TV, it's not a personal attack.

Vox snaps that it is very much so because of Alastor. Lucifer just stares at him and is like '??? What does he have anything to do with this?' Husk, who's at the bar watching this whole thing, tiredly explains what's up to the king.

Who immediately turns and walks up the stairs; yelling for Alastor to get down here and explain why he didn't explain he had a rival. Vox is left standing there, mouth open as he realizes that Alastor hadn't even told Lucifer about him.

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Lucifer, loudly calling up the stairs: Alastor! I never knew Vox was considered your rival!

Alastor, casually appearing from the shadows: Oh, is he? I hadn’t considered him at all!

Lucifer, gesticulating wildly at a now glitching Vox: Clearly!

Vox is convinced that Luce's whole 'I don't do TV' is because of Al. He's determined to break it, to prove to Alastor and the whole ring that he's better. But, as we know, it's not. So this does not go over well. Vox shows up and Lucifer is polite to him, in his normal friendly but awkward way. Everyone else is shocked that he's getting along so well with a guy his mellowfriend* hates. This is because Al hasn't bothered to tell him about Vox because Vox is just, not important to him. but eventually, Lucifer gets tired of playing nice and snaps. Like, what is your deal? I just don't watch TV, it's not a personal attack.

Vox snaps that it is very much so because of Alastor. Lucifer just stares at him and is like '??? What does he have anything to do with this?' Husk, who's at the bar watching this whole thing, tiredly explains what's up to the king.

Who immediately turns and walks up the stairs; yelling for Alastor to get down here and explain why he didn't explain he had a rival. Vox is left standing there, mouth open as he realizes that Alastor hadn't even told Lucifer about him.