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lavender-gayz · 6 days ago

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picture this! (jazz hands) the perfect person for you was born over a century ago! but! you work at a place where miracles happen and now she's here! she's hg wells (yep, hg wells is a woman) and shares your love of literature and solving historical mysteries. however! her motives are unclear and your boss - whom you respect deeply - doesn't trust her. on the other hand! she's incredibly charming and brilliant and rakish and will not stop flirting with you and saving your life! what's a girl (very accomplished secret service agent) to do?

#bering and wells #myka bering #hg wells #warehouse 13 #imagine b&w #anyway this is how i imagine myka would explain the situation to pete if they got whammied mid-s2 #while investigating a spate of strange sapphic scandals at a sorority #spoiler alert the artifact does not turn anyone gay #but it does compel people to talk about their deepest feelings while gesticulating animatedly and going on 15 different tangents #(yep you guessed it - it's the pen that kander & ebb used when writing chicago!)#and they get pinged when the president of the sorority launches into a patter song about her secret love #for the president of a rival sorority #in the middle of sunday brunch with the alums #things get worse from there when other sisters start jumping up and singing about their clandestine love affairs #and then myka swoops in with this and everyone is stunned into silence #before agreeing that yeah she should totally go out with hg if they aren't dating already

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