#(yeah I'm putting this on the main tag I have disease called being fucking isane and yes it's chronic and lethal ๐Ÿ’…)
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hotafo ยท 2 years ago
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Okay so IMAGINE ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ”ฎ you are MOVING to JAPAN โ›ฉ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ‘˜ for your DREAM JOB ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿงฐ as a GARBAGE MAN ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ—‘๏ธโœˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒ and on your first day there after you crawl out of the SEWER ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ๐ŸŒ‡โ˜บ๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ and jump into your 1971 FORD PINTO to go to work ๐Ÿš—โ›ฝ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‘ˆ you HIT ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿธ afo ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ”ฅ with your CAR ๐Ÿš•๐Ÿš–๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš˜ because you are AMERICAN ๐Ÿฆ…๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ and driving on the WRONG ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘Žโ›”๐Ÿ™… side of the ROAD ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿšธ๐Ÿ›‘ KILLING โ˜ ๏ธโšฐ๏ธโšฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€ him INSTANTLY ๐Ÿ•œโŒ›โฐ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ and then the car EXPLODES ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘™ so you die TOO ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซถ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿฅต๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿซถโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿซถโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜˜๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜˜๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅฐโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ป๐ŸŒน๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘™
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