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myfaveisfuckable · 4 months ago

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Yamato: carpentry themed, weird parent situation, good dude who respects women and just wants people to get along and do their jobs,

Neji: sacrificed on a wooden construct, character growth, forgiveness,

Gaara: character growth character growth character growth, powerful father who uses him for the betterment of the greater good, just a little guyyyy, repentance,

Kakashi: eternal suffering for humanity, literally died for the village, gentle teacher,

The uchihas: defined by love and suffering and still persisting and ultimately returning to the "flock" (way of fire)

Hinata: strong, devoted, devout woman who supports her beloved, protects her family, and in spite of her trials in life chooses to be kind and gentle

#naruto #poll #sort of uh sacrilegious tbh #i haven't interacted with the bible since elementary school so I overestimated my propaganda ability ngl #i know there aren't any women and that is because i literally cannot remember what jeez-its thinks are good qualities in women #aside from devoutness. i think he'd like hinata tbh #came up with this by thinking about my post on yamato my father is the worst man alive and im his favorite daughter #and THEN thinking huh. i think jesus would like him actually #(which happened as a thought because. im watching the Simpsons and they went to church)#anyway. i think this post sucks but I promised myself to post dumb shit with no shame as is Tumblr tradition so. enjoy

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