#(to anyone seeing this: dw we're friends irl)

[fly-in-amber]

i despise you with every inch of my being

a collection of andreils for your weekend 😁🧡

[incohorace]

5 11 20 28 64!!!! i asked you the romance ones i hope this sufficed !! <3333

omg ty ty 😌

05: What is your relationship status? single 😒

11: Do you like someone? about two weeks ago i stopped liking someone so no not rn

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? oh uh. i was about to say i've never snogged someone but then remembered sndbjsjs. it was my bed (<- that sounds a lot worse than it was btw we didn't have sex or anything dw)

28: Have you ever been cheated on? ooooh i am DYING to bitch about this one. basically in year 7 i fell madly in love with this guy and after a whole year of desperately pining after him (and him dating my best 'friend' and shit) three weeks before we left for the summer he asked me out and i was ECSTATIC and we were 'together' for the whole summer but we never met up or anything and he texted me about once in a blue moon. and then on the first day of year 8 he broke up with me. yeah. and then later my best 'friend' told me that while they were on this music camp together (they were both insanely good violinists) he told a bunch of his friends, who were all girls, that he wasn't dating anyone, and when my friend confronted him he said he forgot. LMAO so the answer is he tried to cheat but couldn't get any bitches. sad. (<- endless contempt for this guy btw it took me 3 years to get over him how)

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? YES. one of my ex-close friends (we're still friends but i kinda hate her. um irls if you see this no you didn't)

[leewonkyeom]

despite all the biases I agree SVT OT13 ALWAYSSS like if I'm supporting a group I'm gonna love and support ALL the members! WAIT WONWOO (and shua) WAS YOUR FIRST i love Wonwoo and dk biased creatures (this sums up both of us tbh) omg like ya'll slay fr‼️as for shua I was gonna mention him as bias wrecker in my previous ask (as if having 4 biases wasn't already enough 😭)

i will always support having same biases‼️I know some fans don't like having same biases and shit but I love it <33 it's good to meet someone who's as down bad, delulu and desperate for them as I am 🤧

Looking at Wonbin is justifiable like how can anyone NOT look at him??? He's just so majestic??? Like is this guy even real?? 😭😭

You get me fr i thought i was the only aghase to see them as big brothers and dw being mark and jinyoung biased is valid af‼️now that we are talking about got7 being like big brothers I wouldn't mind if fanfic authors and smau writers put in got7 as readers big bros or platonic bffs instead of y'know having the same Jackson party over and over (he's TIRED give my bro a break T^T)

WAIT NO WAY I WAS GONNA PUT JOOHEON AS MY BIAS TOO we're both illoyal when it comes to them 💀 (🤡- my honest to god reaction when i used to think that I'll stay loyal to Jeonghan)

It looks like all my current biases were your previous/first biases heheh

I get not liking action movies they're definitely a hit or miss for me other than Spiderman ofc because who doesn't love Spidey?? (Idk if it's just me but you've seen the mark Spiderman au fanfics right?? Okay now just hear me out for a sec...)

Wong kar wai is a Hong Kong director i found him through tarantino's recommendations and I loved his films so much his style of films are kinda different from your typical hongkong cinema hits. If you love dreamy (?) vivid cinematography with an aesthetically pleasing colour palette, amazing soundtracks and nonlinear narratives or you just appreciate good films i really recommend Wong kar wai! My favs have to be Chungking express (1994) and fallen angels (1995) they are kinda connected but can also be watched as stand alones (maybeee i love fallen angels just a little bit more because of Takeshi Kaneshiro) in the mood for love is also really good

yes😭😭 even though i joke about only looking at dk 90% of the time, i love them all sm😭😭 like my name is literally meant to represent lee (chan), won(woo) and (do)kyeom so i thought at least two of those were obvious😭😭 dino is more of a sympathy thing bc i love him sm but he could never replace dk in my heart (in contrast to wonwoo and shua who are very real threats)😭 me and my irl carat friend watch a lot of svt content together and sometime's she stops and is like "you and dk really are the same person" and it's always when he does something awful😭😭😭

omg mark spider-man🔛🔝 i was also living for those spider-man svt edits that were trending on tiktok a while back 😭 like i'll take a spider-man au any day... on that note... should i just write one myself?😩😩

oh my god the way you described his movies sounds so magical !!!! i'll definitely check them out when i have time (like i never watch movies😭) but it also sounds like something my dad would like so maybe i can get him to watch them with me when i go home for christmas, since i barely watch movies by myself

[lollily]

Tokyo Revengers x gn! reader//Toman gc

Tw: strong language and suggestive.

Note: Implied bajifuyu and other stuff?? Also idk if these even make sense because the gc with my irl friends really does discuss 11 topics simultaneously. I know no other way.

Y/N: I'm bored. Spill tea.

Mitsuya: going to a pub tomorrow.

Y/N: omg yessss!

Y/N: GO BESTIE! HAVE SEX! GO BREAK YOUR HYMEN!!

Mitsuya: WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING I'M A BOTTOM?!?

Draken: THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE DRAWING THE LINE?!????

Mitsuya: Right. my bad.

Mitsuya: Why was the first thing you thought of, sex?? 🤨

Draken: I give up.

Y/N: what are pubs for then??🤨🤨

Hakkai: idk drinking and dancing????

Smiley: then wtf are clubs for?

Pah: can't we just have multiple words for the things that are different but serve the same purpose?

Sanzu: This ais why i hate w9rds.

Sanzu: I fuckinG bate words.

Y/N: how high are you?

Sanzu: 5'9"

Kazutora: kinda in need of what he's on

Draken: No.

Y/N: you have me <3

Kazutora: ew

Y/N: fine go burn down some cars with Baji or something :]

Draken: Also no?????

Mitsuya: before y'all begin again.

Mitsuya: I'm going to the pub to attend a meeting. Anonymous client, heard about me from somewhere?? They're rich and it's a good opportunity so yeah.

Mikey: goodbye Mitsuya you'll be missed.

Mitsuya: ????

Y/N: you do realise that such set ups are either at the beginning of a horror movie or a murder documentry?

Mucho: you've been watching too much movies.

Mikey: no seriously. Do you not see what's wrong with such a request??? You of all people????

Mitsuya: It'll be alrighttt. The person was actually waiting outside the school, they saw Yasuda-san and told her to inform me. Yasuda-san says they were nice to her so it's probably not a bad person.

Baji: "probably"

Peh: this guy knows which school you go to? Isn't that very stalker-ish?

Mucho: If Yasuda-san has seen them can't we just? Yk? Know about him??

Mikey: That's it!

Mitsuya: "It was a really good looking person! And they were pretty tall and oh such nice features! They could be a professional model!" Or so she says.

Smiley: Tell me you atleast asked her what they looked like.

Chifuyu: ...

Baji: I really wanna punch this person straight in the face rn.

Y/N: alright Mitsuya you shall go.

Mitsuya: wasn't asking for your permission but okay???

Y/N: in return bring me this person's number.

Mitsuya: How about no? 😐

Y/N: kys

Y/N: /srs

Takemitchi: Y/N!

Y/N: kys- keep yourself safe 🥺

Chifuyu: Anyone else noticed Hakkai has been real quite?

Y/N: lol. Crying because his Taka-chan didn't tell him about it?

Mikey: pretty sure he found out about it before Mitsuya himself did.

Pah: sure he's plotting something.

Peh: Pah-chin's hunches are always correct!

Draken: Good. He's alive.

Hakkai: Taka-chan take me with you.

Mitsuya: No, Hakkai.

Hakkai: but it's dangerous!!

Mitsuya: it's just a meeting. You're overdoing it again.

Hakkai: what if it's a trap set by an enemy gang?

Angry: ok as much as delusional Hakkai is I have to agree that such a possibility is plausible.

Chifuyu: (Baji-san now's not the time)

Baji: (woah big words)

Kazutora: why are all captain/vice-captain pairs in Toman so 🤦🏻‍♀️😐

Angry: Even us?

Smiley: dw I'm all the unhinged-ness. You're the nice one.

Mucho: Even though he looks like that?

Smiley: You wanna get fucked up??

Smiley: OH YOU WANNA GET FUCKED UP!!

Hakkai: Hello people who frequently jump topics???

Hakkai: Are you guys undermining Taka-chan's safety???

Draken: No. We're just hoping for the best case scenario.

Y/N: No. Him having sex would be the best case scenario.

Mikey: why are you so obsessed with having sex in a pub??

Y/N: idk?? It just- clicks

Baji: they have nice couches 😏

Mikey: how do you know? 🧐

Baji: uhhhhhh

Baji: Valhalla's hideout was a pub

Takemitchi: No it was not 🧍🏽‍♀️

Chifuyu: Baji-san 😦

Baji: Shit okay fine

Baji: Hanma took me and Tora to a pub once. Just to hang out.

Y/N: Baji keisuke/Kazutora hanemiya/Hanma shuji, angst and smut, hurt no comfort, underage sex, degradee kink, size kink. 3k words.

Takemitchi: STAPH😭✋ NOT THE AO3 TAGS.

Baji: I SAID WE WERE JUST HANGING OUT!!

Baji: AND WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING SAYING ANYTHING TORA?!?

Kazutora: I'm Jared, 19.

Mikey: sus :3

Baji: oh you don't say anything, mr. "I found him first."

Chifuyu: You always worry about Mitsuya.

Hakkai: I'm genuinely worried here and you guys are playing around :/

Hakkai: You don't get to-

Chifuyu: Listen. Stfu and listen.

Chifuyu: I worry about my captain too. He's super strong and I look upto him yet I feel like I have to protect him. But if he tells me to back off and actually mean it I will comply because as much a troublemaker he is, I trust him. Mitsuya can fight and if he gets himself in some problem, which I doubt he will, he can just contact us. You don't have to follow him around. At this point you're just sheltering him. He has a life and rn he has a dream to chase.

Hakkai: ....

Hakkai: okay.

Hakkai: but Taka-chan, contact Toman if there's trouble okay?

Mitsuya: I promise I will.

Kazutora: sheeshhh.

Mikey: So no one's gonna talk about chifuyu's little confession in the beginning?

Chifuyu: no.

Baji: no.

Takemitchi: 🤐

Y/N: so all's well that ends well!!

Y/N: in light of this!

Y/N: Mitsuya, I want that handsome, model like person's number 😊

Mitsuya: You didn't even do anything :|

Y/N: fuyu!!!!!!

Chifuyu: why are you dragging me?

//Private chats//

Y/N: convince Mitsuya for me and I'll make sure you and Baji get alone time for a whole day.

Chifuyu: you say as if it's that really necessary 🙄

Y/N: fine

Y/N: 20 photos of Baji working out

Chifuyu: deal

Chifuyu: Y/N says she'll keep hakkai company tomorrow to make sure he doesn't end up stalking you.

Mitsuya: .... I'll think about it.

Mitsuya: weren't you saying it could be someone dangerous??

Y/N: irrelevant.

Hakkai: you don't trust me Y/N...? :(

Y/N: I- no-

Y/N: takemitchi's coming too.

Takemitchi: I see that it's a command and not a request.

Y/N: yes.

Draken: Good luck on that meeting Mitsuya! You're awesome at what you do so I don't think they can possibly dislike your ideas. Just hmu if there's any trouble 😊

Smiley: do y'all feel it too or am I just imagining things?

Y/N: you ruined it :|

Smiley: I'll ruin your face next

Y/N: A facial?!?

Angry: what does that even-

Takemitchi: NO

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The next day

Mitsuya: I'm in roppongi

Y/N: oh oh is it the long awaited mitsuya murder scene????

Mikey: EVERYBODY STAY CALM! EVERYBODY STAY CALM!

Draken: Are you okay?

Mitsuya: Yeah I'm alright.

Mitsuya: don't get a heartattack but-

Mitsuya: the anonymous client was Haitani Ran.

Hakkai: I knew it I should've gone!

Baji: The guy who hit you with a brick and almost killed you?

Kazutora: do you know any other Haitani Ran who rules roppongi and is known by everyone in this gc?

Hakkai: Now I have clips and ties in my hair and Mana and Luna have forbidden me to remove them😭😭

Hakkai: I can't go in this state

Smiley: maybe you should go like that. He'll start laughing so hard he'll leave peacefully.

Mitsuya: He already left. Peacefully.

Angry: so it wasn't a trap?

Mitsuya: No. He really did want to try my clothes. He also apologized for that time and was very polite and to the point the whole time.

Hakkai: just an apology isn't enough 😡

Mitsuya: It was 2 years ago. In the world of delinquents you'll keep encountering people you've previously fought against, doesn't mean you'll hold it against them.

Mitsuya: Plus ever since Toman disbanded it has been peaceful. No one really picks a fight with us, except the small fries. Toman is still feared. It's nice if we mingle yk.

Y/N: so the Haitanis are rich?

Mitsuya: apparently.

Y/N: aight.... aight....

Mitsuya: ?????

Draken: Y/N what are you upto?

Y/N: nothing~

Kazutora: I spy with my little eye someone who's going to cause mischief and embarass us.

Y/N: is it me? 👉👈

Kazutora: it's always you.

[tears0fsatan]

IT REALLY IS like i see all these kiddos feeling that stuff and im like,,, why dont i feel that. and when i do im like WHAT IS THIS THIS FEELS SO GROSS

yeah like ive never been homeschooled but i am socially awkward as fuck (i think i might have social anxiety but idk) and i end up isolating myself a lot. which is why when i do gain a friend, they're somewhat as weird and left behind as me SKHFSFKJSLF and dw im taking my time!! i always have a tendency to rush everything bc i dont wanna think about it anymore if that makes sense 😭 and YEAH REAL PEOPLE SUCK ASS they're mostly the reason why im aroace /j

DAMMIT i know yakumo has some similarities to zhongli but i swear thats not the reason hes my fave alright 😭 and yeah man everyone in that game is gorgeous af even the mc is cute as hell....yes yes play the game and join our hell mwahahaha and then you can tell me the lore bc um. the wiki doesnt have complete transcripts it turns out

THANK U if anyone wants my titties hmu i will gladly donate them 👍 and trueeeee lack of time aside sometimes i just dont feel like bothering them u kno 😭 and yes i will take my chances and annoy you whenever i want to teehee. also unrelated but you're indonesian right?? dunno if you actually live in indonesia or not but. we're neighbors lmao im malaysian ehe

-🔶

NOOOO IKR ITS SO WEIRD. like ion mind being ace but the feelings that come with being ace ughhghguhguhguh

at least if all of ur friends are left behind it doesn't necessarily count as left behind if yall are in it together amen 🙏 bUT YES OMG SO UNDERSTANDABLE FR the 'lets just get this over with' mentality is alive and well LMAOAOAO anw real people are not it 🥱 anime folks for the win ‼️

IM SORRY OKAY BUT WE CANT DENY HE LOOKS SIMILAR 😭😭 bUT I STARTED PLAYING AND FUCK HES SO ADORABLE 😭 i dont understand how so much anger (essence but saying that makes me giggle cus of the context) could be stored in such a sweet looking serpent 😭 nnn kuya has my heart he is literally my type embodied in a single character i nearly went insane lol

yall hear that transfems????? u have two lovely transmascs offering u some tiddies‼️ n so true 😭 like.. i'll just wait until they text me so i know that im not bothering them lololol ND PLEASE DOOOOOOO I LOVE TALKING TO U

ANW OMG???? UR SO CLOSE????? ur so fucking lucky for having hakken AND LEGOLAND fuck you 🖕 meanwhile all we have are jamets or basketball boys who think they're gojo irl 😭

[bottomxkeith]

Oh god, I'm gonna join the discourse. I'm kinda nervous, but here we go... I personally like switch Klance, but I do prefer bottom Keith; because we're humans, we have preferences. And I'm not trying to fight anyone, but I just wanna say this because I'm frustrated. To the people who are complaining that we feminize Keith... Most of them do the exact same thing to Lance... At least we admit we're hypocrites. Ugh, I'm sorry. I'm probably coming off as a bitch, but again, I'm just frustrated.

You’re not coming off as a bitch, dw. Obviously Keith and Lance switch, they have a healthy relationship and sex life and obviously they would. But like I said, at least we see Lance as an actual man, unlike some people. And when we do feminize Keith, we know that he’ll go back to being badass, kicking people in the faces, stabbing them, or getting into fights. Being a delinquent. 

Others whenever it comes to Lance, like to see him as a….golden boy. He’s perfect, hasn’t been with other men, he takes care of himself, (beauty routines and such) and he doesn’t get into fights. Which we’ve all seen the AU’s. The Altean!PrinceLance au where Keith is a bodyguard and Lance is the helpless prince. Or the student body au, where Keith is the guy who gets into fights and Lance is the student body pres or tutor or some shit and he falls for the bad guy and gets bent over the desk. And they make Keith this huge dirty talker who knows how to socialize properly and shit like that. Which he obviously isn’t. 

It’s out of character. I’m not saying that the top bottom thing is the ooc problem, but shit like that is. And it makes me uncomfortable. And I have gay friends irl who I’ve shown this shit and they’re like “uhhh what the hell? this isn’t right”

I have a gay friend who’s very feminine and proud of it and I’ve shown him and he’s like “I switch all the time, yeah I like getting fucked, but I also like doing the fucking” 

Us bottom!Keith stands just want to pamper Keith. Want to see him actually on the bottom. Even if he is a fictional character its like… putting yourself on that character, you know? 

Personally I relate a lot to Keith and whenever I headcanon about him I think, “If I were to find someone like Lance who would obviously want to shower me in love, what would I let him do, what would turn me on?”

And I think a lot of people do relate to fictional characters, I think a lot of people understand where I am coming from.

But whatever, right? Let’s all just have our fun. Even if this is a toxic-shitty fandom, let’s all just enjoy it and make the best of it.