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coquelicoq · 7 months

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through a series of events that i believed to be harmless while they were happening, my ex is now the proud owner of a browser window exclusively containing maybe 10 tabs of ao3 i opened sometime last year. i have no memory of the specific fics, and probably most of them i had not yet read, but i am positive at least some percentage of them are E-rated. it's possible there's no kinky shit, but not impossible. to preserve both of our dignity i am pretending not to remember what is in the tabs at all, and he's not saying anything about it. but i remember enough. i remember enough.

#hahaha! this is fine.#the last conversation about sex that i had with this man with whom i had a lot of sex in the 2010s #was last year when i told him that he could tell me anything he wanted about his love life EXCEPT i didn't want to hear about sex.#now this. sorry dude. i really did not think this would happen!#i wish i could remember like what ships would be represented in this tab collection but all i know for sure is wangxian #i recently visited him and met his new girlfriend and this is how i repay him lol #i am not going to talk about which kinks might have been in there but there are a few possibilities #that i really do not want him specifically to know about lol #well who knows. maybe he'll become a wangxian fanboy and months from now i'll be getting a heartfelt thank-you #for introducing him to the greatest love story of all time #(this has a 0.0001% chance of happening btw. but let's pretend.)

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