#(the one before was feuilly from les miserables and don't even get me started on enjolras he gets what he wants and that's it)

[lemurious]

you. my godsdamned main character. behave. here is a plot for you to follow, pspsps? psppspspsps?

(character demands a digression because he has just decided to reminisce about some Important Event)

okay, please remember that you are still here, now walk into this alley, you will see the Secondary Character you need to meet.

(character demands another five paragraphs of him having a Problem and being Supported by yet another character with whom he will now enter a Situationship)

here, good, good, you two are talking, excellent, please keep going, now you have this important Strategy to construct and an Event to be an Unreliable Narrator about.

(character insists on inserting a few jokes of dubious quality and demands an entire backstory on the side)

okay! i will now go to sleep and get back to you tomorrow

(character makes Sad Eyes and demands to discuss his current emotional state, followed by a plot twist that has not been planned whatsoever. right. so now we are getting the Pure Magic of Getting a Fic Written Through Me)

(sleep has not happened, tomorrow is looking decidedly blurry.)