#(that's yas AU like YASD not yass AU)
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#my brain: *Irene Malloy voice* cherries! not olives! he eats cherries (๐ sour.) not olives#both of said character's associates (who live in Michigan in different AUs): go to Trave/rse City you moron#him:*gestures to astronaut land*#me: nearly all the cherries I have personally picked are from even further south you know!#other part of my brain: they're going to think this is about some sportsball rivalry#(well it isn't though. just. it makes more sense in some inexplicable way)#Third thoughts: Ah yes the old chessapin about Thrawn convincing people he Is Naturally Like This it's not for basketball#I don't even especially that much like Trave/rse City trying to keep this out of its ~tag#wEIrd AU Luke: I've never lived in either of those places! But I am really close to them right now#Luke: *anachronistically goes to the SRA*#yas AU Kyle: no uncle why are you *checks notes* rooming with that weird old mycologist#(that's yas AU like YASD not yass AU)#weird old mycologist: *has one great trick for confusing people utilizing similarly named places in the US and Canada#when you surely think he means the Famous one in Britain bc when not in wEIrd AU 'tis where he's from*#yas AU Sids: *goes to the little river town in the aforementioned [euphemistically] state called Moscow*#my brain is an exceedingly bizarre place sometimes#intergalactic banking WITHOUT a weird baseball esque railroad hat#2/10 this post is too cryptic and too sports-filled why would you make it
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