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rabbiteclair · 2 years ago

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actually forget my post from a while back on the topic. I've decided if I ever get a cat (unlikely) then I will name them Leucotome and I can verbally abbreviate it to roughly 'Luke', and people will be like 'oh haha you must have named your cat after Luke Skywalker huh' and they'll be completely unprepared when I spear my cat through their skull and into their frontal lobe

#i mean if you wanna get technical #if my cat is named leucotome #i should start off by trepanning them and then shove my cat in through the resulting hole #(that's right i used one of my yearly quota of trepanation mentions on this)#but if i am using the same instrument (cat) to both pierce the skull and sever portions of the frontal lobe i argue it's still a leucotome #just a really efficient leucotome #walter freeman wishes he had what I've got in my theoretical brain surgery cat #yeah go in through the eye socket loser #who's gonna name their cat Orbitoclast #what would you even call them for short? Orby?#get real asshole

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