#(technically it's all csa but this feels more realistic to me and more gross)

[proship-gravityfalls]

I love the fics where Stan tries to keep his distance from the kids to avoid "succumbing to his bodily demands" and yet, the kids full-on encourage it. But boy, do I wanna see him constantly moving the goal posts as well.

"it's just one kiss on the cheek. It won't hurt em. Totally appropriate! Okay, maybe some more. Actually, some parents kiss their kids on the mouth, right? Totally fine. Just in private. And now that I think about it, I oughta help them with their clothing as well. I'll kiss away the bruises while I'm at it. Heals faster, right? Right. And you know what? It's too hot these days. They shouldn't wear so much clothing around the house. What if they get heat stroke? Yeah, they oughta just wear less. It's the responsible thing to do."

"These are responsible things a normal parent would do."

As if they aren't lies and justifications.