#(sue me)

[smspikyhampster]

BRO IS CALLED A FUCKING BUN

it's delicious...

they're used for chips, fries, sandwiches, and crisps...

but everyone, i swear, has a different name...

this is the greatest bread debate of all time...

[clownboybebop]

[charlesoberonn]

[galaxyspeaking]

Forgot something

[pixilaine]

ya finally got me critical role

[dottanic]

Idk man

[jube-art]

I personally really love AU's that do something interesting with the characters, like switch around their "base" roles.

@technically-human 's got a reverse!au where Charles went to hell in 1910 and Edwin's the 1980 hypothermia victim, and I loved it so much I drew it,

then drew a version where they're from their canon timeline but still have the brains and the brawn reversed. :) Edwin's a polo player who beat his way out of hell using his own limbs and Charles was trying to learn as much as he could to get into a good college and get away from home.

[disgustinggf]

i love boobs i love tits and i love breasts

[stupidlypregnant]

I'm already two months pregnant when I start dating someone, but I'm not telling him. Nobody wants to be with someone carrying somebody else's pups. So when we're finally in a relationship - I'm almost three months along - I pretend it's his babies filling my belly - oh, the condom must've been broken - and he believes me.

Oh, you know it's just because I'm skinny that I'm showing so early. - It's twins, you can't compare that to a single pregnancy. - They're just really big, it's good, that means they're healthy. And he believes me.

I'm surprised myself when I reach full term, my whole body aching, poor belly impossibly full and the babies inside active as ever. I know I'm due, overdue almost but he thinks I still have minimum two months to go, saying he can't wait to see me ready to pop. What I already am.

He's obsessed with my gravid form, thinking the babies bulging inside me are his makes him posessive, proud. He praises me for doing so well, carrying such big pups. His hands are on me all the time, he's trying to hold back but I know he's so turned on by the state I'm in.

And I loved it all these months, him satisfying my needs, relieveing me more frequently when I couldn't reach around my middle anymore. Fucking me hard and deep, telling me he wants to keep me like this forever.

But now I can barely take it anymore. Everytime he fucks me I'm afraid it'll kickstart labor. The first baby already dropped so low, making it impossibly hard for me to stand - or worse - walk, the pressure being so bad it feels like they'll just fall out of me if I move. But he wants me healthy so we go on torturing walks, just down the street, but I need to lean on him, clutching my heavy gut with both hands.

Soon I can't leave the bed anymore, even sitting becomes uncomfortable. My body is ready, I feel it but I can't go into labor. There's no way he'll let me have the babies at home when he thinks they're coming too early. There's no way I'll make it near the false due date either.

But the involuntary bedrest I'm on is doing wonders. Days and weeks pass and soon I'm almost a whole month overdue, looking ripe and plump - obscenely pregnant. I'm as relieved as I'm concerned, but I can't share these thoughts because that would lead to him taking me to a doctor and the truth coming out.

I've been having irregular cramps for weeks now, the last days they're coming more frequently. I play them off as a stomach ache whenever he catches me whimpering in pain, fingers digging into the tight orb. He coos at me, rubbing his hands all over the sensitive skin, telling me how good I'm holding on.

The days pass in slow agony until I wake up one night experiencing the most painful cramp until now. I can't hold back the groan leaving my mouth, starting him awake. He reaches for my belly in concern, fingers running over the hard surface, asking me what's wrong. I lie, saying they're probably early Braxton Hick's and as always he believes me.

I don't fall asleep again that night, I'm squirming in bed, breathe as quiet as possible through the now full on contractions seizing up my belly, making the babies kick and move violently inside me. As soon as he leaves for work I don't hold back anymore. I moan whenever the pain takes over, massage the sore muscles of my tummy, the pups sinking lower and lower, making me spread my legs to make room for them.

Hours later the truth hits me. These babies will come and I can't do anything to stop it. He'll find out and he'll leave me and I'll be alone with two kids. With that thought not only the the door to the bedroom opens, also my water breaks, followed by the most overwhelming contraction yet. It's over.

Finally, he says and comes to kneel between my legs, taking off my soaked pants only to sink his fingers inside me without a warning. Almost completely dilated. He must see the confusion written over my face, so he chuckles softly, placing both hands on my misshapen belly. I was waiting for your body to give out. Let's get these pups out of you so you can carry mine.

[sabellart]

more jedi maul bc i rewatched phantom menace and it made me emotional

[jasontoddsguns]

Enough of this deception. I love Mary sues- I love living vicariously through a badass female lead. You can rip her out of my cold dead hands.

[verdiris]

"Enjoy Myself? There's A Worm In My Brain, I'm Surrounded By Idiots, And All I've Got To Drink Is Wine That Tastes Like Vinegar."

[beethatwee]

Mom: “Don’t rile up the dog”

Me:

Oh my good I adore this soft boy look at hims

Ah @random-tail I love your SCP boys! They are just so adorable I will squish them

[an-established-butt-dent]

On the hunt-

-made of dreams and nightmares,

the dreadwolf

Ink and colored pencil on paper

[lover-of-mine]

[sparemoon]

had a bit of a braime moment a few weeks ago