#(sadly I do not subscribe to the Bidwell = Older Bro theory but I see y'all)
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tf2-plus2 · 1 year ago
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Employee Profile #113
Employee Profile for; Jeremy Michael Reinier Scout
Age; 18, but I have a feeling he's younger and didn't want to say so.
Hair; Dusty Blond/Sandy Brown
Eyes; Aqua Blue
Blood Type; A Negative
Height; 5'11"/180.4 CM
Weight; 171 Lbs/77.5 kg
D.O.B.; June 23rd, 1943, but again, I question this.
P.O.B.; Boston, Massachusetts, United States
Class; Scout
Job; Rapid Recovery
Background Information; I have been able to verify that he was from Boston. It appears his older brothers helped him train and learn to fight, which explains his very unorthodox... fighting style. While certain information from him I do call into question, such as not knowing his father or his age, he has learned some very valuable hit and run tactics from his older siblings.
Weapons; Mister Reinier prefers his newly acquired "Scattergun" from Mann Co, claiming it reminds him of "Michael's shotgun practices". He also seems adept with a variety of slide based handguns. However, his most preferred weapon is a... baseball bat. He did leave several remarkable holes in the training area with it, though, so perhaps it is not a useless weapon.
Notes; Perhaps one of his most useful skills is his apparent immunity to food related illnesses which was made apparent when he reached for a nearby can of Bonk! that was marked to be thrown out and did not need medical attention. However, the radiation did have an interesting effect in causing his natural speed to become enhanced. He also has somehow learned to jump off of thin air to give him an extra reach for high places, and due to his brothers frequently beating him to fights, has increased his natural speed greatly. Hopefully, his very apparent Dyslexia does not cause a detriment, as he mixes up larger words easily.
Hiring Date; [REDACTED], 1961
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