#(or thought the powerpoint was embarrassing and chomped her flavor on purpose)

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Source: ashdoesfandom: #emmett doesn't realize that rosalie's a vampire until like three weeks after wedding#he doesn't even know what a vampire is so alice makes a powerpoint#he asks if they're gonna drink his blood and bella's like stfu we only eat animals he he immediately goes BEARS??? CAN YOU EAT BEARS#and rosalie is like??? i guess???#and he's like ROSALIE ROSALIE U GOTTA TURN ME NOW I'M BEGGING U

asdlakshgalh emmett not realizing works so well ur a genius... like edward has his whole guilt complex and he’d feel bad about marrying bella if she didn’t know, he’d just run off to alaska instead. but rosalie focuses most of her vamp angst on how it’s changed her life/what she lost, and also cares significantly less about what any of the other cullens think about her than edward.

actually given rosalie’s baggage re: her first engagement, i bet they elope, just turn up 6 months later like “what’s up, we’re married now”

twilight au but instead of edward and bella being het for four books straight or whatever emmett is the human character who falls in love with rosalie "i don't have feelings" cullen who becomes increasingly more angry as the series goes on bc she's falling in love with the dumbest human on earth