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one of my pet peeves is when people misspell character's names in fic (not one typo bc that's just something that can happen to everyone. i mean like consistently misspelling it through the whole text and even the tags) but it can be a little funny if the misspelled version now has another meaning
which brings me to the fact that i've been seeing some Ocean's fics lately where people spelled 'Reuben' as 'Rueben' which is like. German for 'turnips' and it always makes me laugh haha
#if i ever have any ambition and motivation to write fic for this fandom there are quite a few things i'd like to work in like this#for example you know that debbie speaks german bc sandra bullock grew up here right? well you know what a (rare but legit nonetheless)#german surname is? it's Heist. now wouldn't it be funny if they gave her that as a cover identity (i think it would)#(not least bc name-wise i feel connected to ocean's 8 seeing as my name is exactly one vowel away from meaning lesbian robbery in english#i know that the fandom likes to call debbie and lou heist wives but it wasn't until a few day ago that i literally gasped and realized that#if i ever marry i'm gonna be a heist wife too! and if i get married to a girl we're gonna be heist wives! (bc i wouldn't wanna give up my#name in marriage tbh))#also! as much as i love the debbie/lou/tammy stuff i kinda wanna include a nod to tammy and her hubby splitting up#and tammy starting a new relationship with another newly single woman. who might or might not work for the fbi. and might or might not be#in semi-regular contact with the ocean family especially after she saved danny and the boys at the end of o12#(like. maybe bobby's fbi cover got blown and the caldwells have to 'separate' for a bit? maybe they have an open relationship anyways?#still up to consideration. but seeing as their actresses used to date i think a nod to that would be nice#although now i can only think of that 'did you fuck my mom santa claus' meme with linus and tammy bahahaha)#((and of course danny's not really dead. i mean his grave doesn't even say 'daniel ocean' nor even 'daniel 'danny' ocean'#it just says 'danny ocean' and as far as i know grave markers have to state the legal name if they're not anonymous graves#or at least that's where i live... maybe it's different in the us but since it supports the theory of him being not really dead i am#in favor of ignoring differing us regulations if they exist))#rukarambles#ocean's
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