#(like i wld only ever for a fictional couple. like on a show)

[hinakyuu]

see this comin towards ya. wyd?

anyway. i'm totally normal about this

[fagderolo]

Every number ending in 0 or 5 :3 love you too darlin

good god babe okay this is goin under a readmore

i love yoou

5. Were you already close friends before going out as a couple?

i mean. no?? sort of??????? no and yes. u kno. not this time.

10. Are you engaged? If yes, describe your proposal. If no, what ring would you like?bsdhadbhsd no and who knows! smth sappy and to do with the stars or something, probably15. What fictional couples would you compare yourselves to? fhbjhbfjhfbhbhfhbvjsdf th. u. u know.

(fjord and molly frm cr2, harvey and mike frm suits, lucas and farkle frm gmw, aaand uh. nezumi and shion frm no.6. theres prob others but Thats Enough of a list good god. all of those are fjord and then me, respectively)

20. Top 5 fav things about your partner.aw man this is hard fhdfhbhf i love! everything!!! lets see, in no particular order, here are some things, tho i feel like i could go on fhbfdghb!smile, laugh, eyes, sense of humor, n thoughtfullness bghjhghbg25. What personality traits does your partner find most attractive about you?fbhjdfbhjf i do not know anythin abt myself objectively uhhh! i get called sunshine a lot so i guess i Must seem sunshine-y, i dunno about attractive, particularly.

any time im smug ever, maybe, not sure thats a trait? 30. Innocently or not, where do you like your partner to touch you?everywhere !!!!!!!!!!!!! hair n back n stuff esp, ig??35. What is your partner’s scent like?idk yet,, ill find out,,,, eventually40. What’s one of your favourite memories as a couple?bhdgjbh mm,, anythin under the stars45. How do you both like to kiss?idk how 2 answer this? well??? 50. Do you have unique ringtones/images for each other on your phones?whats a phone i only use discord. id say a definite Yes if we like… lived in the same country.   55. Do you express your love lavishly or discreetly?i think, given the opportunity, fjord and i would absolutely be the most obnoxious couple ever. lavish is a mood.60. Fav things to do together on a sunny day?aw man before?? like sparring n stuff was fun, getting into mischief. id imagine now itd be nice 2 just go on a walk, id prob climb some trees. we can have a picnic,

65. You have a whole weekend to yourselves and 500 in cash- what do you do?aw man like. i could think of a couple things?? on the more tame end just, going thrift shopping for clothes. a bit less tame just buying alcohol and weed and chillin in a hotel room, more spontaneous i could for sure see us getting tattoos on a whim sometime fbjdfjdfb70. Has your relationship changed at all since it first started?mmm aside from the normal ways a relationship changes as you know each other more i dont think so?75. How have you both made a positive impact on each other’s lives?we are! both significantly happier id say fhfjbhfj?

80. What TV shows do you like to watch together?haha recently like girl meets world ! kinda anything i like, i guess? im good at sharing tv shows and not so good at absorbing em. funny stuff tho usually.

85. How do you both keep in touch when you’re away from each other?discooord baybeee90. What characters do you play as together when playing multiplayer games?im bad at viddy games we only have played not fighty games. minecraft n shit.

95. Who would win in an arm-wrestling contest?id get broken 100% fjord wld win. Boyfriend Stromghe would, however, probably refuse to arm wrestle me if he thought itd hurt me fhbjbg100. If you were both animals what would you be? Would you be the same animal?aw man i havent ever thought abt this. theres a lot of like. a real animal? fantasy??? im too indecisive fr this but i feel like asking u is cheating. prob not the same animal tho?105. If you were both ingredients, what would each of you be and what would be the resulting recipe? (e.g. PB & jelly sandwich)we are both very spicy peppers and we result in a firey mouth thats it110. What are some imperfections that your partner loves about you?fdjvgsvfg all??? 115. What is something you love that your partner hates?dunno ! milk120. When was a time that your relationship was put to the test?eeehh?

125. How did you first reveal to people that you were going out?its online idk both of us gushed abt the other before we started dating and then we started and nobody was shocked

130. Has your relationship affected any of your relations with others?idk not really on my end?? im like, up during the day n shit more often so maybe just like, the times i talk to peopleim probably pretty obnoxious 2 my friends i gush a lot135. If you both got married, what would you want your wedding to be like?signing some papers, small party w friends n whatnot afterwards, ridiculous honeymoon or smth w the money that Wasnt spent on a wedding140. Got any relationship advice?ghbhg talk abt yr feelins yo. thts super simple n basic but. works.

[yoonminist]

crush stories p3 (💕tell me about your crush 💕) 

 my crush is another girl, she's short and athletic w/ real pretty green blue eyes, tanned and asks silly questions. we're kinda friends, i talk to her once or twice a week, but she's kinda probably really straight woops 

aww she sounds cute :’( having a crush on a straight girl is,,,, not the Worst thing ever but it rlly is unfair

 My crush is a year older than jm, sje has dark brown hair and eyes and she'sfar taller than me. She's a walking talking meme (like me) and a cosplayer and whenever I message her Ialways use a very Bad pick up line. She is a sucker for it. Ah! She also plays the piano and she's very good at it! And her voice is like the best baritone voice that I've ever heard (for a girl at least)! MUSIC COUPLE FOREVA WHEEEEE~ 

PLEASE tell me you’re dating lmao in any case if she likes your bad pickup lines then she’s so into you i love this

Omg I just remembered how I got my best friend into kpop! I just send her a pic of yoongi AND SHE WAS GONE!!!! She talked non stop about him like the cute little baby she is (honestly i know NO ONE who's cuter than her I know her since she's born she's the cutest and softest and prettiest baby ever i swear) she even named her fishes yoongi and jimin BUT JIMIN ATE YOONGI LMAO I'm honestly so proud of myself for showing bts to her she adores them so much

JIMIN ATE YOONGI IS THIS A SIGN jdnkjnefjknd im jk “she's the cutest and softest and prettiest baby ever i swear” bye that’s adorable

i once had this crush on my roommate, i thought she was straight but then she came out to me and said that she has a gf and thats ok w me, the problem was shes always naked when she comes back to our room after taking a bath(this culd be ff material)

omg if you want her to stop then tell her it makes you uncomfortable but,,,,, if you don’t want her to stop then LMAO 

my crush is basically jimin. he reminds me of jimin so much- short, looks similar (even the eye smile and laugh), energetic and caring to everyone. and um. not to b conceited but one of the reasons i love ym so much is i relate to yg a Lot so it freaked me out when i realised ym interactions are so similar to ours. when we were in high school he sat in front of me in class and he wld turn to glance like 20 times in 1 hr (yea i counted) but everytime i make eye contact he’d whip his head back and act like nth happened. he’d just… like hover? Around but when i look at him he dashes off. once he happned to sit next to me while i was drawing and it seemed like he was sleeping so i didn’t look, but after abt an hour i looked up to check the time. he almost slammed his head on the table i.. he was staring at me the whole time.. anw the thing was tht everytime he talked to me i end up being blunt and kinda.. ignoring him cos feelings scare me + when i try to talk to him he suddenly seems in a hurry to get away.. were in the same college now. we saw each other a few times but didnt approach. ystd i happened to walk the same way as him. i decided to say hi,,he asked me what im studying then ran off after i answered. it’s still the same. sry if this got long ive never gotten a chance to rly talk abt my crush .///. 

ooooh god i don’t know anything about stuff like this but it sounds like your being blunt kinda scared him off ?? from this alone he seems like the type you need to be gentle with so idk if you want to be close to him but if you do i’d suggest you keep making the first move and don’t ignore him like before so that he isn’t this shy around you anymore ,,, or maybe you just wanted to vent lmao w/e happens with this guy i wish you both the best !!

My crush amazing blue eyes and black hair. When she plays with her dog it brings out the prettiest smile. She liked me back (i didnt know she was bi too) at some point we started dating. She had complete control over my emotions i thought i was starting to fall in love until she broke up with me. It was awful. after months I still can't get over her. She started talking to me again but we're not together.We're just not meant to be I think :) I'd just like to meet her one day that would be enough

no!!!! don’t talk to her !!! take this from experience, i think the best way to get over someone is to get rid of them until you’re 100% ready to bring them back into your life again, as friends,,, even if it takes months she should understand but if you can’t do that then i just hope you get over her asap so that you can go back to being friends :’)

I actually denied that I kind of have a crush on this one guy that I met through another friend and I still do deny it because he's only into Asian girls and I'm Islander so it could never happen but honestly he's really funny and I don't feel all that awkward around him but there's no way he'd go for me. My friends, including the one I met him through, kinda ship us but I could never tell him because I'm the farthest from his type there could ever be tbh lmao

ohh hopefully he isn’t that shallow not to disregard a potential r/s just because you aren't asian but i GUESS it’s understandable if he’s asian too n it’s a family/cultural thing ?? i get the ‘denying your crush’ thing though askjdnjsjgkj hang in there hun it won’t last forever :’(

my crush has red hair and she's tall and gorgeous, we match so well, i know she likes girls too but im scared to try something. i was at hers today, and we ate brigadeiro and watched sense8 ahhh

THIS IS CUTE i'm not gonna force you to go for it but i hope one day It happens and you start dating ♡

I made out with my crush once while super high and then he helped me pee and that's about how romantic my story with my crush is 👋🏻

Who Said Chivalry is Dead 

Are we still talking about this crush thing? Because lemme tell you a story. I once had this crush (years ago). He is now my best friend's boyfriend. Lol tbh I'm not bothered but I keep laughing at how freaking cliche this is, it just seems like it came out of a fiction on wattpad. Most recent crush tho, well, he nearly accidentally killed me and my friend. Let's just say I no longer have a crush lmao. But compare my stories about my crush to others make me laugh. THE CONTRAST.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE NEARLY ACCIDENTALLY KILLED YOU COME BACK AND ELABORATE