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notbecauseofvictories · 1 month ago

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Apropos of nothing, a mutual once suggested a series where the unnamed narrator of rock ballad "Stacy's Mom" slowly seduces every member of Stacy's family. I would like it on the record that I still think about that.

#seriously though. a song where the narrator of stacy's mom fucks everyone in stacy's family #EXCEPT stacy? has so much potential. why. how does he feel about it.#how does stacy feel about it. how does he feel about how stacy feels about it. which members did he decide to fuck.#(like ''stacy's grandpa'' feels a little sketchy but also. is that because my commitment isn't quite as robust #as the unnamed narrator's? perhaps I am just insufficiently motivated.)#......this idea regularly drives me nuts.

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