#(labeled 'the recluses' and 'associates of the excluded' in the notes)
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had the funniest turn to a nightmare today
#i was in a college somewhere. and i shared my room with two girls#they were cool. nothing too unpleasant#but the other girls of the college picked on us. me specifically#and because of me they'd leave harrassing messages written on papers stuck to our door#or writings on walls or mirrors#it got to a point where i got back to the dorm room. and i read the note#left on this. cutesy pink bubbly note paper#it read. 'carey. the shitty hair gay ass goat'#i laughed. grabbed the paper and headed for the stairs because i wanted to go confront them#congratulate myself with them for this insult that made me laugh#and i met them on the stairs. actively giggling and talking shit towards me and the girls#(labeled 'the recluses' and 'associates of the excluded' in the notes)#i just laughed and told them 'you know girls i never had this many women simultaneously think so ardently about me'#'i feel flattered' i said laughing. and the girls actually stopped and looked at each other in panic#and i think one of them reached out to me in the evening to fuck#that felt like literally. the nat 20 dice roll on charisma#i reacted so positively to your stupid words your only solution to make up for things is having sex with me#what a wild dream. i also spoke weird because i'm pretty sure i was talking in my sleep and i get that problem when i do#talking is impossible and messed up in dream because my brain is trying to talk irl and is half conscious about it#anyway! got workers to help at the house and have to tidy up last things. make sure cats are fine on the other side of the house#as usual i slept like shit but at least this was a funny thing that happened#do i remember fucking the girl? not really. i just remember she was really pretty
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