#(just to keep track of how many people ask about bill's uterus)

[ckret2]

i know this is like a weird and terrible question😨😨 but does bill get periods?? and how would that look like??

You're not only not the first person to ask, nor the second person; you're also not the first or the second person to insult yourself for asking a common question about a basic reproductive function. And I'm pretty sure I've got another menstruation question or two that I didn't manage to dig up.

Don't insult yourself for asking a question. I didn't call you weird or terrible.

Anyway, tl;dr: he quickly figures out what's going on because he's been closely stalking humanity for thousands of years; steals Mabel's pads; tells no one because he doesn't want sympathy or help. It's not a big deal to him. Just another fluid excretion to manage.

Due to the fact that I'm writing this fic in the dubious style of "what could the show slip past the Disney censors if S&P were really stoned that day," Bill's periods will not be explicitly discussed in fic; but for my own amusement I am mentally keeping track of his cycle.

He's PMSing in chapter 39 and bleeding in chapters 40-42.

This is a contributing factor to his behavior.

You're welcome.