#(it didn't really bleed only a tad 🤷♂️)
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Be More Chill:
Jeremy: "I hang a left and theres-
Christine: *on his left doin her chapstick thing, yk just being christine*
Jeremy: -ChristIiIiIIiiiIiIneeeeee"
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What I think of when I hear this part:
My friend Brooke: I hang a left and there's-
Me: *on the floor because someone tripped me by accident and I fell face first onto the tiled floor*
Brooke: SHIT IT'S AUSTIN *jumps the fucking lunch table* *grabs my hand because I'm out here on the floor in pain still*
also Brooke: *half cry sniff* "IS HE DEAD?"
#real story by the way#I fell face first into the cement?? idk but uh tiles#and hit my chin rlly bad#(literally bruised for 2 weeks and didn't heal till after a month)#(it didn't really bleed only a tad 🤷♂️)#but I didn't find out till the next day#that my friend JUMPED OVER THE TABLE#RAN OVER#GOES ONTO THE FLOOR#GRABS MY HAND#AND ASKS IF I AM DEAD#AND THE ONLY THING I KNEW AT THE TIME#WAS THAT SHE WAS THERE#BECAUSE I SAW HER BRIGHT ASS RED HEAD HAIR#anyway#be more chill#bmc#stagedorks
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